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A train leaves Derby at 16:34 and arrives in London at 19:31At what point do I tell you I'll be at the bash?
Alt: What are you having for dinner?
Alt Alt: When was the last time you met someone from the interwebs?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:35,
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latest was 15 years ago)
You're coming? Get someone's mobile number to meet up first.Chicken stew.
My birthday bash in June.
It was fecking awesome.....even though I was ill.
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girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:37,
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You were a perfect host nonetheless!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:38,
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I bought rather a lotHope it didn't clog up your fridge for too long!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:42,
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"Cause I'd rather play the fool in a six piece band"One by one they're all coming over to the Dury side.
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No. Just no.Arak is a drink, it's very strong, and gets you very drunk. I was stating it was a waste to throw away.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:14,
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Good goodI was somewhat possessed as I whizzed around the supermarket getting things. Ma was dead impressed with my speed, forethought and efficiency.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:48,
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Isn't it awfulWhen you go to the supermarket hungry, you buy a lot of crap and when you get home and unpack you keep asking yourself "but why, why did I buy this? And why 20?"
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I hate itWhen I think, I'm hungry and I have nothing ready at home. I'll just buy something little at the supermarket and eat it on the way. A bag of M&Ms and two muffins later, I don't feel like cooking anymore.
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I was going to do an example, but couldn't think of one...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:50,
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I can't believe no one told me there was going to be a bash this weekend.I'd have been there like *clicks fingers* THAT!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:39,
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I live in BristolSo I've already got drunk in the pub that's hosting it, therefore is there any point?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:56,
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Yeah, thiswhat's so scary about it? If it freaks you out that badly, you can go home after one pint and never see any of us again.
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You're coming fuckfaceIf I have to drag you there.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:04,
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Darth cannot goBut that isn't an excuse. I know he's sexy, but not that much.
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Not to this one, but I will go to the bristol one in decand whichever one next year darth, you, vipros etc are going to.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:16,
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I'll drag you there too!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:19,
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Come and catch meIf it's before April I'll be in South America. After that you might get lucky, but not much.
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May works for me.Adios x
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:28,
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I see you're getting your 'why I won't meet Bob' excuses in early.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:20,
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ha, it's your turn next.I have the best reason, I've met me and I'm a dick!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:23,
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You're turning into Monty you grumpOnce you get over the initial what the fuck this is internet people it will be fine. Right I am off out so behave yourself.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:26,
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Fuck off Jeff!Hmm. That didn't work.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:07,
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But I'm not Bert.These accuasations give me the sad
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:15,
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But in my reply to youI didn't say you were, just told you to use that name. You've incriminated yourself.
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Eek!It's the Spanish Inquisition!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:21,
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Luxury! We lived in a hole in the road...sorry I got a bit mixed up there.
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Yeah, why would you EVER go to a pub more than once?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:06,
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Dinner this evening will be something with pastaAlt Alt: Some bloke ages ago who wanted to view my car, which I was selling.
He didn't buy it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:38,
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8Alt: Probably nothing
Alt Alt: I was at a wedding with Spikeypickle at the weekend.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:38,
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Unfortunately :PNot that any of you will recognise me these days :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:41,
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The baggy clothes are a thing of the past(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:46,
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I'm actually looking forward to finding outwhether you're such a terrible penis in real life as you are online.
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I'm going to come out and say it.I love you.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:33,
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sparks will fly at bashtime(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:45,
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No, he's turned me down once before, I won't force him to do it again(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:46,
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Same for you, tit.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:59,
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When you get inAlt: Sandwich
Alt Alt Q: I'd met them before, but the person I met on Monday was originally from the internet. Apart from that, last bash
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:39,
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It'll be nice to meet youAlt: Pasta of some kind with pesto. Simple but tasty.
Alt Alt: A month ago I guess, although I've known these b3tans nearly two years at a guess and have met many times before. Does that count?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:41,
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Two looooong painful years(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:23,
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alt:dinner? i only just got around to lunch! (mini warm falafel wrap and wholegrain rice/vegetable/almond salad)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:42,
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Spiced, rolled into a ball and deep fried.Nothing yuck about 'em.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:47,
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I had a dream last night that I was lost in London looking for the bashI woke up feeling stressed.
Alt Q: I am going to a pub with a mate and I shall be eating STEAK
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:44,
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this is because i asked you to come out on the lash in bristol with me and rakky isn't it?god, i'm even frightening men in their sleep now. from 100 miles away.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:46,
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Quite possiblyI have had dreams where I spotted B3tards, but I didn't know how to introduce myself or if I should...
I need to get out more.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:50,
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i am not sure whether drinking champagne with uswill kill or cure this. possibly both.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:51,
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Champagne?Ooo get you :D
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:54,
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In the posh places perhaps...I usually use a straw to blow bubbles into a glass of white wine
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:00,
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last time i went out on the lash with rakkywe got free moet on the house. i am sure we can repeat this.
you may however drink it through a straw so as to get more drunk more quickly. i approve of this sort of behaviour.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:03,
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I'm guessing the complaint was 'Why isn't this Moet free?'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:16,
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erm....that's a good question, i was utterly leathered and so was she. there were about 6 of us and we started off with a couple of the house cocktails (those £200 huge sharer things). the next thing i remember, we had one of the private boothy bits, which was kitted out like a mahoosive bed, and we were drinking free moet. i think it's more likely that they stuck us in there to attract other punters to spend cash, to be honest.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:17,
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WowzaIf you'd already dropped at least £400 on cocktails then a bottle of Moet as a inducement isn't a bad move on their part.
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it sounds a lotbut if we'd bought rounds of cocktails, which were about £12 each, that would have been more money!
yes, i suspect you are probably right though. still, if anyone wants to pour free moet down my throat, i am never going to complain.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:22,
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theres loads of us(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:57,
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The ones south of the river don't count.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:21,
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It's not that we don't count.It's the fact we CAN'T count.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:23,
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when you pop up naked from a massive cakealt: baked chicken, parmesan noodles, peas
alt alt: September I met 2. Last time I met a b3tan was about a year ago. That makes 2.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:47,
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What station, Euston?I'm not too sure. Maybe a bagel.
Alt Alt: A couple of weeks ago, and it ended up very drunk.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:50,
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St Pancras(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:55,
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Oh, so what Crow said.Looking forward to seeing you again, it's been an awfully long while.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:57,
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I'd break her :((
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:10,
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PossibleBut no
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:18,
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ooooo-ooo-ooo-oo-OOO-oo-oooI wanna seeeeeeeeeex you uuuuuup!
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:21,
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:( :( :( :( :( :(One of the people I slept with recently damn near broke me.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:20,
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Depends how you look at it.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:24,
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I couldn't walk properly for a couple of daysBut it was worth it, and I don't mind a bit of pain.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:45,
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I've had more painful things done to me, physical pain ent that bad(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:59,
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Hang aboutYou're from DERBY?! This throws last night's success into a much woollier light
Alt A - Not a bloody clue
Alt Alt A - Probably InFest, am meeting Disasterprone for a pint on Monday though
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It's not that hard to believe, we live fucking miles away from each otherIt might be for the best anyway, you're getting married, remember? ;-)
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But I'm travelling to the Southalmost every weekend now.
And don't worry, we'll keep it friendly. I know my adversary and that I can't win.
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If you mean Ms Foxtrot, I have to agreeShe's bigger than you and doesn't like to share. Shame, eh
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And I'm too coward to fight for my menSo I don't think we have to worry.
EDIT: BTW, how do you know that she's bigger than me?
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She's bigger than most human femalesat 5'10", and photos I've seen of you at a Bash suggest you're not a giant woman yourself. Am happy to be corrected. I like giant women. *waves coyly at BGB*
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I'm the tallest of my Spanish friendsand always felt like a giant. Then I came to England and realised my mistake... I'm only 1.65cm, whatever that is in your weird units.
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That's about 5'6"which I believe is slightly above average in this country. Not that I only fancy women of a certain height, you understand. I'm not heightist. You; for example; would.
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If you need a frame of reference,I think BGB is the same height as her
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Check the pool againThe first photo on there which gives any clear indication of Aber's height is the one of her standing next to Enzyme. And he is approximately as tall as a house.
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Funnily enough I was just looking at thatHe is a giant of a man, isn't he?
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A very tall fellow, indeed he is.I can only presume that the extra elevation improves the ventilation and cooling necessary to keep his enormously powerful brain ticking over.
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Oh, so THAT's why I haven't achieved my full potentialIt's not that my brain isn't exceptionally amazing, it's that at 5'11" I'm insufficiently tall for it to work at its optimum performance level
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This is why I like youWell, this and the flirting. You could learn much from this one, Crowsephine
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You want me to wear platform shoes and flirt with you?You sicken me. Even if I were Gary Glitter, you'd be too old for me.
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*sighs*It's true. All those BUMDER ALERTS were, in fact, triggered by my growing tumescence bumping into an alarm button under my desk.
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I'm even sadder nowthat he's not comming to the party because you can't meet him.
Sorry.
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That is a shame.But on the plus side, it will be more comfortable for me. You see, I won't have to put on my cast-iron underpants for fear of BEING BUMMED.
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giving into my urge to
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:54,
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It'd end in tearsHe'd only become ever more jealous after witnessing my consistent attempts to seduce you
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I was tipped off to it from the cutlery rattling as you talked to Monty about your "resonator"or whatever it was.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:52,
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Well, when he then mentioned his deluxe triple-pickup SG,I thought I was about to creosote the underside of the table.
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Mabel's Tavern is at best five minutes' walk from St Pancras Station, pedestrian crossings permittingSo assuming you go in the right direction, 19.36. I'll probably have given in to my latent alcoholism by then, so look out for a tall, slightly corvine chap sporting a pint of bitter and possibly talking to a man who looks quite rapey (assuming he's gone straight there)
Alt: MASSIVE CURRY
Alt Alt: Last night. Brian and I have a habit of frequenting the same blues jam.
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Is itDinner-north (afternoon meal)? (I already had it, too late)
Dinner-south (evening meal)? (I don't know yet, too early)
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Too early?I can't be the only one who starts thinking about dinner (evening meal) from about 3pm, surely? But then I guess your brain feels like it should be in the middle of a siesta at 3...
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3pm is lunchtime or naptime for the average Spaniardand no, you're not. Sometimes thinking about what I'm going to have for tea is the only thing that keeps me going at work in the afternoons.
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Me too.I'm trying to convince myself to work properly for the next 45 minutes so I can justify going home to make my Massive Curry.
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I'm doing very well with English timetablesI'm having my dinner (afternoon meal) at 11:30, which is not even in the afternoon yet.
However, I won't get home until 7pm, at the earliest, so there's no point to start thinking about food. And I have nothing on the fridge, so I have to wait for the Tesco guys to provide.
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I met Applebite a few months agoand Lampito shortly after that. They're the only people I've met from The Internet.
They both tried to groom me.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:58,
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More like cockroaches. They were huge.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:00,
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oh man that made me do a shudder and check my hair and everything(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:01,
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I don'tthat's why Applebite is so thin.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:00,
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Applebite is thin because you don't have fleas?I fail to see the connection.
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Monkeys eat the fleas out of each others furwhen they groom each other.
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I took the whole other route on the word groom there.As you were.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:06,
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Yes the dual meaning of the word groom is what this whole sub thread is all about.Kitty said groom as in internet pervert
Crow deliberatly misinterpreted for comedy effect.
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I was kind of making the same joke but never mindMisinterpretation on the internet, whatever bloody next eh.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:27,
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Perhaps...Applebite fills up on the fleas she picks out of Kitty's hairMeaning she has a protein-rich diet which is low in carbohydrates and therefore keeps her thin. Of course, she has to eat so many to make up her daily intake that Kitty has no fleas by the time Applebite is sated.
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So many words to say the samethat rachelswipe said in 5... ay, my head...
I was understanding that the one having fleas was slim because the fleas eat the blood of her. In Spain we say: On a skinny dog you'll only find fleas (more or less)
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Are you saying she's not?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:12,
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Oh, you know how to twist my wordsSkinny doesn't have to be bad, and she's very slim and sexy, so no offence there.
Bitch is just the female of a dog, and I love dogs, specially little ones, so nothing bad there either.
In fact, I'm calling her sexy puppy.
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it's okyou can always ask me if you need anything deciphering in a clear and non-biased way.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:13,
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It was clear and unbiased,But left too many variables unchecked, I felt.
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ThanksYou're good with clear and straight forward words. I wonder why...
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it just seems that waycompared to some of the clowns in this particular circus
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:17,
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1. That sounds suspiciously like a maths exam question.
2. See Aberracion's reply (northern)
3. The other week I went to a gig with someone who had written the autobiography of the artist we were going to see. I actually met him through a Hull City related site. I've met a few people through the site, all of whom have been very agreeable. However everyone now seems to have made their internet friends into proper friends and now communicate more directly, consequently the site has become somewhat moribund
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That was the idea(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:29,
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3 hours from Derby?That's a shocker. Do they make the punters pull the train themselves?
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I have no idea why it will take so longIt's normally 1h38m
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:10,
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If you wait for the next one at 17:01 it gets there at 18:39 according to East Midland Trains' website.edit: Alt: BOOZE
Alt: Alt: As Crow pointed out above, last night.
... although that raises the point that we were aware of each other IRL before I twigged (when I finally looked at a bash pic or two at home seeing as pics are blocked in the office) I'd been aware of him longer as a b3tan.
It sure is an interesting day on the Internet, and no mistake.
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And it was 5x the price(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:19,
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They checkand they'll make him pay the extra. I know this from experience.
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two different train companies.The 17.01 will be an express. The other will be midland main line, I expect.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:39,
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bastardsthey do that to me when i go back to cheshire. if i don't remember to book in advance, it is about £250 on a friday night. ridiculous.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:21,
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£250 is comical.I got a first class train to York from London without pre-booking and it was over £300 I think.
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To go first class from Newquay to the Kyle of LochalshIs over a grand.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:35,
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Fucking Concorde would have been cheaper than this.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:53,
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well, travelling on a train is much cheaper than that.Unless you don't pre-book. But you'd hardly be surprised if you turned up at the airport without prebooking and a flight cost a fortune, so isn't it basically the same thing?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:58,
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you've done well there.It's only about £280 from Embra to London.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:57,
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mind you, it's Virginthey give you free booze in 1st class on Fridays (well, any weekday)
Top job.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:41,
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yes, agreedbut then only a fool (or apparently a lawyer, Ms Swipe ;) would think that trying to get a ticket for a friday night train actually at the station was going to end up anything other than the fiscal equivalent of anal rape with sandy lube.
I was merely trying to look on the positive side.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:56,
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Ah, that'd be it. Rotten swines they are.I didn't check the price, apologies!
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Hehe, it's okayI'm rather skint at the mo so I was looking for budget over convenience. I'm not so bothered about being on the train for so long.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:26,
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Remember the journey is as important as the arriving.Imagine the stories that are out there, the personal dramas that are being acted out in all of the houses, cars, factories and farm buildings that you pass, bearing witness to a moment in time of so many lives.
Or there's always sudoku.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:39,
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Do you reckon there are other musical b3tans lurking down there of a Tuesday?There are certainly one or two I've been inclined to suspect in the past...
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I think the last b3tan I saw was Gonz....Oh and sexface but he doesn't count
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:25,
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Because he was on Crimewatch?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:29,
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He asked me if I'd mind him walking round the flat nakedSo I said it's fine I enjoy a good laugh
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:32,
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Alt ALast weds night.
It was Pooflake - but we meet up most wednesdays.
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ey up capatinI want to see another belmers gig! Nay, I demand another!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:27,
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Ha. The last person I met from the internet was TGB.beat that, internet.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:37,
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Really?That was ages ago!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:39,
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after you, there was no point meeting anyone else ;)(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:40,
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You'll ruin my reputation of internet cunt you know(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:42,
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Sorry.*ahem*
"I was so mentally scarred after meeting that TGB that I've not been able to leave my house since"
better?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:44,
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steady, son.She'll rip your fucking face clean off.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:51,
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I met a few at Easter in Cornwall and many more in August at BGB's bash.Both events were comical and wonderful, although I've never felt so dirty afterwards.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 16:55,
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