I remember being about 11 when my sister and I asked our parents what a clitoris was

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

When I was about 9 my sister called me a lesbian
so I asked her what it was and she said "you". Burn.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Your sister is obviously phenomenally prescient
Is she Mystic Meg?

Insert line about claiming five pounds here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

That's like the only witty thing she's ever said
trust me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Seems unfair to assume you that you got the looks AND the brains
although if she was able to make the kind of a call when you were only 9 it stands to reason she's psychic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Together?!
Dude
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

We'd just watched that episode of Red Dwarf
Where Rimmer forms the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

That may be the best, and most points-worthy, response to an accusation of weirdness I've ever seen

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Where's Monty?
Fine I'll do it.

"We'd just watched that episode of Red Dwarf
Where Rimmer smegs the Smeg for the Smegeration and Intesmegation of Smegifying Smegisms and their Smeg Into Smeggety"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

That took some effort on your part
So, thanks for that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)