I can't believe no-one else has picked up on this
I've got something hard you can hug, Abby...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No, you don't
Unless you mean your supertall, superfit, superjealous, superhard girlfriend, I'm not hugging anything yours. I could lose my teeth in a fight with her
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Don't panic, she's a pacifist
unless provoked
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

That's not what you've said before
Or did you only want to scare me?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

She really is a pacifist
However I think she'd make an exception if someone tried to have sex with me in front of her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:51, Reply)