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You and your little problemsWhile the newspapers in England are all about the cuts, how to go out of the crisis, unemployment and that, the newspapers in Spain are making the main story of an MP from the "similar to tory" party saying something sexy about a MP woman from the "similar to labour" party.
There's a big discussion about it, if it was right or not, misogynist or not, and insult or not...
So, when did you last time witness or participated on a bigger than it should have been row over something very silly?
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When I was going out with my previous boyfriendat the end of the relationship almost everything he did upseted me. I remember arguing and shouting like crazy because we had run out of milk for breakfast. Mainly my fault, and I admit now it was very silly.
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NTTPretty much any time I post on QOTW..
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:15,
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Oh, badger :((
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:39,
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It's got promise.I'm hoping for a full on indignant piece of According in this one at some stage.
b3ta.com/questions/relationships/post925945
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:49,
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It certainly can't be worse than last week's 'I'm so fat and depressed' fest.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:50,
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I'm so fat and depressed(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:52,
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what does NTT stand for?Not This Time?
Not This Twat?
i have others but they are all along the same lines, someone help?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:45,
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Near The Top(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:46,
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You're very welcome(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:50,
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Milton Keynes does thatSucks all the joy right out of you and makes you as cold and featureless as the streets around there
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:08,
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A couple of weeks agoMy sister told me I was going to her's for dinner, I was quite annoyed because she didn't ask me and blew it way out of proportion because I already had plans and she got annoyed because I couldn't make it.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:04,
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I've been a bit highly strung of late :((
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:13,
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You can't teach it hon.I was born this way. If I was any more laid back I'd be horizontal.
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:09,
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HahahaWell, I have improved quite a lot in the last years. I used to get shouting and crying for everything.
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You forrins from hot countries are always so emotional.Chillax!
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girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:13,
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Oh wellAs I said, 6 years of English phlem has made me a lot more patient, but still...
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you have to teach yourselflittle things like telling yourself you can't control everything, or reminding yourself to smile or think about happy things
it's worked a treat for me the last couple of days, things like updating facebook with something extremely gay like "loving my life :):):):)"
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:17,
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That sounds like a good planIt's not as if I'm usually upset or something, I'm always happy; but at the same time, I always feel there is something I should be complaining about. And that you don't complain enough in here.
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that's my problemI'm always complaining
always always always
I really need to try to focus on...not. And not repeating myself, ffs. I do it alllll the time.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:30,
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HahaI used to be like that. Now I still complain, but a lot less than before. I think I'm just happier in general.
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I try not toBut when I've had a bad day every little thing seems to get to me :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:24,
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The other weekI was lamenting having put my iPod nano through the wash, and Em was saying how her ex had one too. She then claimed that her ex's had a black and white screen, which I questioned, saying that all nano's had colour screens.
She goes off on one, saying "You're wrong! Are you calling me a liar? It was a black and white screen!". Stupidly, I didn't let this drop, as I knew I was right, plus I was incensed by her saying I'm wrong. Then she gets all condescending too, which pushes me over the edge. I storm off the to computer to pull up Wikipedia, and sure enough I'm right.
Does she apologise? Of course she doesn't, and goes on about how it's hurtful that I didn't trust her word...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:06,
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Oh my!She reminds me of my mother. Everytime you tell her something to correct her, even in the best and sweetest way, it's just to hurt her and she hates you for that, and one day she'll leave and I'll miss her.
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Do you actually like your girlfriend?Because from what you post on here, it's not really coming through if you do.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:25,
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She was looking for an argument.Why rise to it? It doesn't matter whether you are right. It matters whether it's important enough to be worth arguing about whether you are right or not. And this is very clearly in the "NOT" territory.
The thing about arguing over something like that is, whoever wins, you've both lost.
Although by the sound of things you still need to DTMFA.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:34,
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It does sometimes seem as though sometimes a woman will adopt a position she knows is wrongjust to see if you love her enough to let it go.
And of course, being men, we never can.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:04,
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A girl in my tutorial group is freaking out over nothing in presentation we have to giveThat doesn't actually really count for anything. Only she's directed all this freak out at me, and being rather a bitch. It's a little bit upsetting.
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cunt her in the fuck. I was actually made to hug a tree today. I'm 28and after the tree hugging we had to build homes for soft toys in the woods. I had to have a word with myself and just get on with it.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:09,
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I quite like hugging treesOr something equaly hard. It's very relaxing and I feel so much better afterwards.
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I like having my face right up against a wall but I draw the line at tree hugging.Today was very strange.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:12,
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I honestly didn't know where to start with that one(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:17,
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That's goodNothing I could think of was doing justice to the sheer open goal he'd set up.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:19,
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You know when you're really tired and almost dead on your feet.Right well when I'm like that I like leaning against a wall but resting on my face. It's a bit weird now I've written it down.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:17,
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I bet you try it though(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:27,
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I can't believe no-one else has picked up on thisI've got something hard you can hug, Abby...
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No, you don'tUnless you mean your supertall, superfit, superjealous, superhard girlfriend, I'm not hugging anything yours. I could lose my teeth in a fight with her
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That's not what you've said beforeOr did you only want to scare me?
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She really is a pacifistHowever I think she'd make an exception if someone tried to have sex with me in front of her
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You're either on a corporate team bonding eventOr your shouldn't be allowed out unsupervised...
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Wrong! Miss a turn.Literacy trail around a forest.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:14,
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I feel the latter applies...Because you've clearly gone there volunterily...
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Wrong again, go to HullPart of my degree.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:23,
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Build homes for soft toys in the woods?What? In case you can't get hold of any puppies at short notice?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:22,
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She's just jealousBecause you're sexier. She's probably been holding it for a long time and it's letting all go now.
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HahaThanks :) I'm very much looking forward to meeting you tomorrow.
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Yep, me tooKitty told you that you're coming to my hotel first? You can get changed and shower there if you want. I'll take Mark out (he's already asked if we can shower all together...)
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Yep yep yepOoh, that would be lovely thank you. I don't think I'll need a shower, but getting changed would be handy.
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No probShe's got my number, and will give me a ring when you're getting there.
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It's best in those situations to just suck it up.If you have an argument then you'll end up doing a shit presentation and you'll look bad.
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Yeah,I've apologised and I'm trying to sort things out even though I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG because I hate any kind of conflict, and I have to spend the rest of the year with her. And fit Lab Partner has stepped in to my defence as well, which is lovely.
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Smugly take your place on the moral high ground.Let her go as mental as she wants.
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Exactly. Take a leaf out of Monty's book
(*yoink*)
Edit: [1] With thanks to* The Grammar Badger Archive
*lovingly stolen from
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Didn't TGB do this?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:22,
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Yes, it's been shamelessly pinched.Hence the use of the word "yoink" to indicate its stolen status. Perhaps I should reference this one properly.
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I wasn't sure, I missed it when it was first put upI'm not getting all enraged about theft of another's art, don't worry Crow!
I will say that her she's worse at Paint than I am though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:25,
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Well, it's as much my own sense of politenessAfter years of being taught to reference my sources properly, I'd feel bad if people erroneously thought it was my own work!
I mean seriously, look at the seams on that thing...
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I know, right?It's just lazy.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:28,
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Meh. Lazy or not, it does make me laugh like an emphysemic donkey.(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Oh agreedSkill aside, it's a cracking Paintsmash.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:36,
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Tell her boyfriend you love to do that thing that she won't do(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:10,
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this is good advice. although it has reminded me thati was watching that programme about the teenagers with tourettes the other night. and one of them was a 16 year old behemoth with dark greasy ginger curls and a face that could turn milk. to say nothing of the twitches and the yelling.
and yet she was marauding around in an unintentionally skintight t-shirt that said "tell your boyfriend to stop calling me". er...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:13,
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Or pro-abortion, come to think of it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:15,
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She sounds delightful(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:14,
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i felt very bad laughingbut it was funny. how can you not laugh at someone in an airport who can't stop themselves yelling BOMB! BOMB!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:16,
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Iron his shirts?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:14,
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Oh...Well just knock her out then.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:17,
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If only.I'd probably get done for religious intolerance or racism or something.
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Oh, is she One Of Them?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:22,
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my friend is a lecturerand she got asked a question by two girls at the same time, one english and one japanese. the english girl had walked up to her desk, so annie answered her first, as she was standing right in front of her. the other girl then complained that she had been racially discriminated against, and the university made annie go to diversity training as a consequence!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:24,
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*shakes head and sighs*Bloody ridiculous...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:26,
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annie said the worst thing of allwas that the diversity training just served to give you a whole load more stereotypes, as you looked at the list of assumptions and thought, oh yeah, totally true dat.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:27,
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I know, it's not like we used to poke fun at lacial steleotypes...(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)
there was a very funny storyabout one of the attendees, but it's too long for here. when the right qotw comes up i'll embarrass annie and publicise it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:43,
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you want to see the number of new apparent "illnesses" that we must make sure we don't discriminate against(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:37,
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Yes. So I just ignore it.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:51,
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this could be whythe frustration is building up
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:19,
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Haha! Well, she is being rude to Fit Lab Partner too since he stepped in,And me and him do rather obviously have some chemistry...
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Seeing as she's Muslim I doubt it(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:33,
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AbsolutelyReligious types never indulge in devious sexual practices
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Absolutely neverthey're shocking
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:36,
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What are you waiting for woman!(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:36,
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I have no idea!It takes all my will power not to jump him when we're sat at the back of dark lecture theatres together.
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lectures will become a lot more boring once you have though!much more fun when you know it's going to happen but it hasn't quite happened yet.
well, ok. not as good fun as rampant sex. but you know what i mean!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:43,
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I'd much rather have the rampant sex with an incrediblly sexy man pleaseAs much as the fantasising gets me through the shitter lectures.
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I disagreeAt the begining it'll be great too, with all the "we should hide" and that. I loved the first year going out with Mark and trying to find places in the office to hide touch each other. Then I had to go to Sweeden :(
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you're both righti'm just trying to make myself feel better
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:59,
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Some advice for you all.If you have a highly-strung significant other, always ask before you use the Nectar points.
Especially if you're buying food and drink for the significant other to use to entertain their friends. You'll be surprised, but often, people expect someone who is going out for the night to leave their significant other to have a nice girlie evening to pay for the food and drink.
The fallout can last for days.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:11,
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What? Really?I never understood women who expect men to pay for everything, unless they have agreed it before hand and for a good reason.
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She was so miserable towards the endShe could well have organised your Hen weekend.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:20,
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You meannot organising? I'm sure she'd be as good as my bridesmaid :)
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She'd have cast an even bigger cloud over the event.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:24,
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I don't know how, reallyShe would have had to be well mean in porpouse. At least my friends were crap by omission.
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I don't usually get annoyed over small thingsand if I do, then I forget about it really fast.
There is nothing more annoying than someone who is spoiling for a fight, and blows everything out of proportion then gets upset when you won't engage
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:16,
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This is utter cockwash, I disagree with every point! Tell me I'm wrong!
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Annoying?I find that amusing, myself. My ex was a bugger for it, he used to get soooo frustrated and furious when I walked away saying I wasn't interested in fighting.
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It's annoyingbut a touch funny at the same time. Maybe I should be less laid back
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:27,
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It was an incentive not to get angryI'm becoming more relaxed about things as I get older, I think. I can't even remember the last time I started an argument (or at least, one that couldn't be solved by some quick googling or looking at wiki)
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For example, nowI'm doing this job that I like so much for another month, after that I'm gone at least until April. The client has hired another guy and wants me to teach him how to use this program.
Right. The program is easy to use, just read the userguide. But, to get the right results, you need to understand the plant and all the little tricks to make things work properly.
I've learnt those little tricks during 8 years of playing and fighting with this program, and I'm not happy about explaining him all of them. I'm good with it, and the client knows it, and wants to get all my experience in 1 month, and I don't like it.
I can teach him how to use the program, but I shouldn't be explaining him how to resolve every problem, or he'll learn the tricks but without knowing why it happens.
It makes me upset everytime he comes and asks.
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My parents once had a massive blazing row about whether there was such a thing as a "Shrew Mouse"When my dad proved it with a nature book they didn't speak for days.
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Peej, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:19,
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That's a bloody brilliant example thereSublime.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:21,
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I don't get thatIt's not as if your father had created the animal to make her wrong. Why people don't like to learn new things?
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But it's a bit like you and the breakfast cerealsmall things get to people
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:29,
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Yes, I do get thatBut the milk was important. Important!!! And there wasn't milk! And I'm not a person until I've had breakfast and you know it! You know it! And you didn't buy milk!
Sorry, I got carried away.
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But shrewmice are important as well!(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:32,
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Not as important as my milkAre you going to have them for breakfast? No, are you? there you are.
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Misogynistic Answer:If you're arguing with a man, you can win the argument with books and facts. If you're arguing with a woman...just run. Run far away.
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You can still winIf she's a clever woman. Then, if they aren't, you can use HIMYM technique:
For him: When she's going to get upset, just leave the room slowly and with a smile.
For her: When he's going to get upset, show him your tits and have sex.
Works everytime.
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But rememberIt only works with stupid women. If she's clever, you might end up having a proper argument.
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Hmm...it certainly wouldn't help the argument if I were to get the wrong idea and mistakenly whip my cock outThough at least if I were losing the argument, any tension would instantly dissolve in fits of laughter.
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No, it wouldn't work, noFor women, sex after an argument means: "We have sorted our problems talking and now I want to love you and have sex"
For men, sex after an argument means: "I'm still a bit upset with you, but if we have sex now I'll love you again and everything will be fine"
So women understand sex as a reward (for themselves) after sorting a problem, and men think it's the way to sort the problem.
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NowAs you only have a "little problem" it would probably make the tension dissolve in fits of laughter, yes.
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Misogyny is rife today!It's cleverness not gender that determines arguments. A stupid man won't accept facts and logic anymore than a stupid woman
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:35,
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:Dwoo got mildly annoyed over something
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:38,
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I'd say 'unreasonable' rather than stupid.But you're right.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:40,
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It's so easy to ruin the mood pre-coitus by getting into an argumentRemember guys, if you're about to have sex with someone for the first time, always, ALWAYS, ask.
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Yeah. but he obviously took inspiration from"You look so self possessed
I wont disturb your rest
It's lovely when you're sleeping
But wide awake is best"
All roads lead to Dury
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always? what if theres a chance you won't wake em?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:28,
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Then you must have an incredibly small penis?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:30,
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hahahaha rumbled(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:31,
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is this rumbled thing new?am I missing something since I'm sleeping while you lot are posting your mornings away?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:48,
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I dunno. It just means you found me out.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:49,
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How long 'til the sex party K Swiss?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:49,
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it's on saaaaaaaaaaturdayapproximately....um....3 people have said they'll be there
not including my mum
or yours
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:51,
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If you book them they will come.all over your house and face if your lucky
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:56,
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I just feel like calling you a twat right nowTWAT
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:00,
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It would have to be huge :S(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:54,
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My dad didn't believe me that 1) Japan fought in WWI and 2) They did so on the Allies sideHe bet me a fiver then flat out refused to look at every piece of evidence I'd provide to support my claim.
Ten years on and I've still not got my demi-tenner...
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I need it most!I want a TARDIS more than anything else
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:35,
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this. The age old questionof if the Doctor turned up on your doorstep would you go, is an nobrainer
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:37,
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Sorry AmberlYou can have it after Abby. Her reasons for using it benefit me more than whatever yours might be.
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That firstAnd second, of course I'd go with the Doctor, no question. And Mark would come with me. We've already discussed and agreed (really, we have)
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The upside, AmberlIs that whilst me and Abby are enjoying an interplanetary shagfest, Ms Foxtrot will be unguarded, lonely and in need of companionship
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Actually I remember your reasons for wanting a TARDISand yes you get first dibs
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HahahaOk, well, for that first travel I'll let Mark wait for me in Earth.
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But it's so easily fixedYou can find a decent barber practically anywhere now
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Don't be meanYou know he's not talking about it. That's his other problem.
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Are you throwing stones in the glass house of haircuts, Chompy?Make the most of it while you still can, I suppose
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You're a fine one to talk...Just about SFW
Edit: Linkied at Chompy's request as it's too horrific for words. Apologies to all who got an eyeful of that.
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'I'm too shy-shy, hush hush...'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:57,
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:01,
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Monty! I've missed your unique brand of charmSo few people have called me a cunt today, I was starting to feel positively empowered. And on the subject of hair, I have just six words for you.
"I'm going to need... MORE TIES!"
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Best advert on TV by a country mile.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:01,
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Which says very little for the power of advertising,given how brilliantly they're trying to sell a product you so obviously need
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I actually also bought some ties, just in case.The thing is, I could dye my hair - not much you can do about YOUR BENT FACE, though, is there?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:09,
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Since we're on 'the power of advertising':"You can do it if you B&Q it"
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Err, I think you meanwww.youtube.com/watch?v=FwCsmKkXALA&feature=related
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:24,
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Ever read 'The Man in the Iron Mask' by Alexandre Dumas?I think that's they way you should go. Particularly the 'years in solitary confinement' bit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:18,
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I know you don't mean thatI fulfil a basic fundamental need in your psychological makeup. With me around you aren't so much presented with ammunition for your cruel barbs as hand-delivered it in beautifully gift-wrapped form by a team of winged monkeys
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Come now Mr Boyce,I know you can do better than that... Call me a bumder. You'll feel SO much more superior for it
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It's aliiiive....I have slept all fucking day and am now getting excited about THE JIM JONES REVUE who will be rocking The Scala this very night.
In answer to your question, I'm man of peace. I don't have rows.
EDIT although there was this one time I jestingly called someone A GENOCIDAL RACIST on the internet....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 15:52,
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Except with crazy exes?EDIT: And she proved you wrong, which upseted you to no end.
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Typical RACIST reply, there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:07,
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But that's meYou didn't expect anything different, did you, Adolf?
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It was an irono-"smiley"Don't worry, dear boy. I've not 'turned'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:06,
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You're dabbling with dangerous stuff there, best be carefulNext thing you know you'll be turning up to bashes with a bag of cheesy wotsits and a wagon wheel...
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And some foil-wrapped Dairylea cheese-effect goodness...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:14,
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He-llo (Leslie Phillips voice)(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:25,
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I've seen two of my friends recommend the Jim Jones Revue on facebookdoes that make you reconsider your stance on facebook?
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Fair enough, right I'm off homeStill coming tomorrow for "15 minutes"?
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I introduced the bff to a friend of mine, they became fuck buddiesChristmas rolls around and I get him a gift, a bottle opener with a leather strap [he's a bartender, you see]
bff blows a fucking gasket because I didn't tell her I was getting him a gift
um, what?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:02,
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haha, oh noshe did, he bought her a set of candles for her apartment
she bought him a couple of movies, a down comforter for his bed and a new body pillow
she spent a couple hundred dollars on him
I spent like five bucks.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:14,
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That is sadShe putting so much thought on his pressent and he didn't. Maybe that's why she was upset, and paid it with you.
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he didn't want to be with her. I think that's why he just got her what he did, he wanted to keep it clear they were just friends.but everything she did was to try to push them together
I she figured it was wrong for me to see him without her
and I flat out told her to fuck off with that bullshit, if it wasn't for me they wouldn't even know eachother
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:18,
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I think the symbolism of the leather strap is key here.And she took it as meaning that the two of them are bound together.
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I don't fucking know, to this day I still have no fucking clueAll she said was "I don't care that you got him a gift. What really pisses me off is that you didn't tell me!" Thats it.
How about this, um, it's none of your fucking business? He got me a gift, too? You're not together so I don't need to tell you what I do with him?
And here's the kicker, I didn't meet up with him. I went to the bar he works at and had a drink and gave it to him. Not on personal time. Not alone with him.
I think she was just fucking crazy at that point in her life.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:12,
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I hope you called her 'a fucking spastic'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:19,
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didn't have the balls to back thenthey're getting bigger these days
last week I told my roommate to shut the fuck up
this is mayjah
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:20,
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Good work.Only a few short steps to go until you start face-puching. It's remarkably liberating, believe me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:26,
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How are you feeling today you slacker?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:27,
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I tried to go to work today but span out on the tube,went home and slept til 3:30. I'm now well enough for my gig tonight, but I did consider (very briefly) not going.
As it is I have my Thee Hypnotics* T shirt on and I'm getting excited.
*Jim Jones' 1st band
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:30,
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So you'll be well enough for work tomorrow then(Unless you preserve your energy for going out for a drink tomorrow night instead).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:32,
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Should be. I fucking hope so actually. I am extraordinarily bored with coughing now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:33,
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So you really have been ill then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:37,
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holy shit ballsthe roomdooms said they wanted to start a fight club in the basement
maybe I'll unleash some rath on them
"AND THAT'S FOR NEVER MOPPING!" whapow!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:28,
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Don't call her roommate a dog, Jeff. She's alright.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:28,
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alright, her vet appointment is todayher ear doesn't look as bad as it has been looking but she's still shaking her head
HOW ARE YOU DRJIZZYJEFF?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:29,
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I'm alright thanks KFingers crossed your trip to the Doggie-Doctor isn't too expensive and you can still afford to feed your party guests!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:31,
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I've got some crackers and fruit cocktailit's all good
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:34,
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Cracker and Fruit cocktail?They'll not need to eat for the next week after getting through that lot.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:36,
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