There's plenty
I just can't afford it yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Since we're on 'the power of advertising':
"You can do it if you B&Q it"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Err, I think you mean
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwCsmKkXALA&feature=related
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Ha!
You bastard, I hope nobody checks my work internet history...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Ever read 'The Man in the Iron Mask' by Alexandre Dumas?
I think that's they way you should go. Particularly the 'years in solitary confinement' bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I know you don't mean that
I fulfil a basic fundamental need in your psychological makeup. With me around you aren't so much presented with ammunition for your cruel barbs as hand-delivered it in beautifully gift-wrapped form by a team of winged monkeys
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Come now Mr Boyce,
I know you can do better than that... Call me a bumder. You'll feel SO much more superior for it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I know you can do better than that... Call me a bumder. You'll feel SO much more superior for it right up my colon
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)