47 seconds was his all time low
and yes, it really was so bad I had nothing better to do than watch the clock.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

POTD

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

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( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I couldn't have watched his cock
it was usually hidden by his belly.

No, I still have no idea what the fuck I was thinking...he was ginger as well
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I have a belly :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I can say with certainty
from the pics on your profile that it is not as big as my ex's belly. At age 16-17 I believe he took 44-46' trousers.

EDIT - and he's gotten fatter since then and is also balding at age 25. I'm WELL out of that.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

That's not fat that's morbidly obese.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Fairly sizeable, yes

(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Seriously :(((((((
www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/belly.jpg
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Haha, suck it in Maxi.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)

That isn't sucking it in :s

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

You'd get on well with Bob
He likes gingers too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Nothing wrong with gingers. Redheads ftw.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I don't have a problem with gingers
it was the fact that he was a big fat fucking knobend that was the killer.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Was it Bob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

ha ha ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Internet FACTS
Berk loves Bob and they've done the sex.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)

That can't be right - according to the internet Bob is a eunuch

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Do you want a cock gaz as well?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I've seen enough thanks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

you are Darth Foxtrot
aicmfp
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

We share an ex
AICMFP
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Good lord

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)