Does sex get better with age?
Alt: What are your plans for this evening?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:34, 185 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No.
Alt: I don't know what to do this evening, the pub is an option as too is staying in and watching the telly. Chances are, I'll stay in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Combination of pub and then watching telly is the way forward.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Yeah.
I might go to the pub early and cook a later, post-pub dinner.*

*This will probably turn into a visit to the chippy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Watch the telly - IN THE PUB!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

They tend to only show football. Which is extremely boring.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

It really, really is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Sadly there is fuck all worth watching the telly this evening
Which makes the pub a more attractive option.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

There's plenty on TV tonight. I shall be watching HIGNFY and Question Time. Once I get back from the pub.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

um, yeah, difinitely better as I've gotten older
alt: cleaning, showering, shaving
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Are you from New Zealand?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

why can't I ever understand these jokes?
*hangs head*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

It doesn't make any sense, don't worry about it

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

'difinitely'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

*major facepalms*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Once they get to about 5 I go off them, personally.
Alt: JIM JONES RE-FUCKING-VUE!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Ah! You're back. Feeling better?
I will gaz you re meeting tomorrow.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

A little, thank you.
I turned back from going to work this morning though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I decided to work from home again today, partly as it was too fucking cold to travel to the office.
I also had a slight hangover.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Ah but you don't have my schweinhund boss to content with.
He takes illness as a sign of professional incompetence.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

You should tickle his balls

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I should tickle YOUR balls.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Yeah, you should actually

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Yeah, YOU should actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

and turned to Jesus instead?

(Cave Duck, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

No.
He hadn't set the fuse properly on his rucksack.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I always find it best to have a "dry run" before all of my suicide bombings.

(Cave Duck, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

awesome! proper jealous
I hear they are the loudest thing in the solar system
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Until Disaster Area play.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)

I was thinking of just them when I said it
but couldn't remember the name!

something about black warning lights on black backgrounds
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)

It won't be until after April 6 2011 though, Mr Desiato's dead for tax purposes until then.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I've got the neighbours coming round for dinner
and I've just baked a nice new loaf since I'm "working" from home this afternoon.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Better?
I dunno I'm married.
( Peej, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Tonight I'm going to my girlfriend's parents house in Drayton
to likely bid farewell to my favourite of their 9 (was 15 when we started seeing each other) cats. He's a doddery old sod now and likely to be bowing out gracefully in short order. Am determined to spend an hour or so with him sitting on my chest and hissing at the other cats as they try to nab a square of flesh to occupy, as has been our tradition this last 8-and-a-half years.

Top that, you cunts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Err, I said I was thinking of going to the pub.
I think that is pretty special.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Think I will stick to the pub thanks.
I thought having 4 cats was bad enough. 9! ffs.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

that's so fucking sad
we had an old tom and my mum nursed him to health, his ear was nothing but gristle and one eye was white, my mum fed him, got him meds, his ear and eye started to heal.
He stayed in the house and loved to be loved on, and fought all the other cats.
Then he just got sick. Think he had the aids. I had to take him to be put down. Saddest of sad faces ever.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

People underestimate how sad the death of a pet can be - I prefer my pets to some of my family.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

it was so sad, they gave him a sedative and let me pet him until he fell asleep
gawd, it was terrible, he rested his little head in my hand and his tongue stuck out a little
oh god, memories :'((((
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

You have my sympathy Kristine
It's a horrible thing to see a beloved pet be so helpless and weak
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

you ever seen Zombieland?
I think it would be wicked if our pets came back as zombies
you could invite friends over but be all "watch out for princess plumpyfluff, she got bit a few weeks back. keeps running away, the old dear...took off the mailman's leg"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Yes I have, top film
Not sure our pet rat Roisin would make a great Zombie though. Unless you could redefine Zombie as "easily distracted by a bit of avocado"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

girl boy
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

simple
yet effective
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

It's funny because it implies he's homosexual

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Never heard that about him before - how novel.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

In the kingdom of the massively unoriginal,
it appears the sadly repetitive continues to be King
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Mehehe...."King"
Sounds like "ring"
As in "You have a massive cock up your ring. Because you're a bumder."
HUR HUR.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

That's brilliant
Why has such a level of inventive genius never occured to any of you people before?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

has such a level of inventive genius never occured to any of you people before am I being such a boring bummer today
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

You probably missed it before due to your eyes being covered in a bus driver's harry monk

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

we've been trying to hide it in the (apparently vain) hope that you would think we were boring and you'd go away

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Hello Vippers, how nice to see you, long time no speak
Off home now, dying cat to visit. Take care old chap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

*salutes*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

*points at noise with left index finger*
*points at Crowsephine with right index finger*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Darth likes old pussy.
Tomorrow's Sun headline.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Hmmmm
Dead cat vs Jim Jones Revue.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Good god, I wasn't INVITING you
The last thing any of these elderly felines need is your ghastly visage entering their eyeline
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

any of these elderly felines I
ghastly visage penis
their eyeline my mouth
+ I want it in my bum instead as I'm a great big whoopsy gaylord
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

^ A strong contender for POTD, I feel

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I don't think it's possible to be more heterosexual than a man who is giving a dying pussy one last stroke.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

It's extremely easy to be more heterosexual than you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)

easy hard
more
than around
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

But I've bought a train ticket now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

train ticket now new hammer to sort out the other 8 cats.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I honestly wouldn't know.
I hope to find out sometime soon.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I don't know, I was old when I started.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Not getting any now, wasn't getting any back then. Hard to tell, really.
Alt: Gig with Sensational Alex Harvey Band Tribute Band. Should be fun.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I hope they play Faith Healer
It's the only song of theirs I know
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

me too
it's Crow's band though and he says they don't play it often.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

More likely to play 'Arse Feeler' then, aren't they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I don't know whether I should laugh as much as I do at these slights against my character
But the song does include the repeated line "Can I put my hands on you?" so I can't really make a strong counterargument.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

We played it at the first two gigs
Haven't played it since. Which is a shame, because it's one of my favourites from that particular artiste.

Shit. I meant to learn the chords for Delilah...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

surely anyone who goes to see a Sensational Alex Harvey Band tribute band
would be horribly disappointed not to hear that song?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Depends if Crowsephine touches their willy in the toilets or not

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

It's going to happen, isn't it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I don't know
As, to be honest, I only know about five songs by them by name. Most of the instructions I get consist of "next one's just a twelve-bar in G" What al just said.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I hope YOU play Faith Healer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Careful, he'll lay his hands on you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

it just took me far too long to decode your name there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

alright viprose from the dead
I even put fuck-off big clues in it for you and everything.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I know.
I fear I have addled my brains through smoking loads of draw and doing manual labour on my week off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

It's a hard life.
I think in learning how to handle booze I've finally learned how to handle the puff too. I've had an eighth for a month and I'm only half-way through it. Bizarre behaviour.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

good lad
I've been working on my booze tolerance recently. I'd been mostly off it for a while and as such got terribly hammered at a couple of events. I've had build myself up again so I don't make a spectacle of myself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I just don't really drink any more, and it's fucking brilliant.
If you'd have told me I'd say that six months ago, not only would I have laughed in your face, I'd have necked your pint and got the next round in while you looked for it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

my tolerance dropped off dramatically while at uni because I couldn't afford booze
since then my drinking got steadily less and less.

Were you drinking much when we were in Cornwall?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I had three or four pints over the evening
and just tea and water when we got in. I think that was the start of it all, to be honest. I was so pleased I didn't get fucked up and make a tit of myself I kinda followed that through to its natural conclusion.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)

that was you not making a tit of yourself?
blimey



;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I KNOW!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I'm more worried
about him laying his glans on me, I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I was totally setting you up for a strikethrough.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Getting better for me.
wash plaster off, eat lasagne, go to band practice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

What plaster?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

that was rather ambiguous.
I've been helping my mate plaster one of the bedrooms in my house.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Is he any good?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

for someone who isn't actually a plasterer
but who worked with one for a while, but hasn't done any in ages, he's fucking good.

Considering it's only the second ceiling he's done, and he only did half the first one he has done a superb job.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Good stuff
plastering ceilings must be one of the hardest jobs. I wouldn't even try it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I didn't get involved in doing the ceiling
I'd never plastered anything before, other than filling holes and patching and stuff, so I started out on the first coat on the walls. Didn't do too bad though for a first attempt.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I bet his radio looked like your mums face by the end of it.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

The side effects of the pills that I'm taking to control my blood pressure
mean that it is now less frequent but longer lasting.
(Cave Duck, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

yes. and wine.
i hope this helps.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Sex gets better with wine?
well, durrrrr.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I don't imagine it's a linear relationship
I suspect it's more sigmoidal. It definitely tails off like fuck right at the end*

*unless you die in a cocaine fuelled orgy, of course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Possibly
but then, seeing as when I was a teenager, I was having sex with teenage lads...really, it would be hard to imagine anything other than improvement. Especially since my first boyfriend rarely lasted longer than two minutes and whose cunnilingus technique resembled a dog eating it's dinner.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Two minutes? *sympathies*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

47 seconds was his all time low
and yes, it really was so bad I had nothing better to do than watch the clock.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

POTD

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

l
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I couldn't have watched his cock
it was usually hidden by his belly.

No, I still have no idea what the fuck I was thinking...he was ginger as well
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I have a belly :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I can say with certainty
from the pics on your profile that it is not as big as my ex's belly. At age 16-17 I believe he took 44-46' trousers.

EDIT - and he's gotten fatter since then and is also balding at age 25. I'm WELL out of that.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

That's not fat that's morbidly obese.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Fairly sizeable, yes

(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Seriously :(((((((
www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/belly.jpg
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Haha, suck it in Maxi.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)

That isn't sucking it in :s

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

You'd get on well with Bob
He likes gingers too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Nothing wrong with gingers. Redheads ftw.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I don't have a problem with gingers
it was the fact that he was a big fat fucking knobend that was the killer.
(berk, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Was it Bob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

ha ha ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Internet FACTS
Berk loves Bob and they've done the sex.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)

That can't be right - according to the internet Bob is a eunuch

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Do you want a cock gaz as well?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I've seen enough thanks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

you are Darth Foxtrot
aicmfp
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

We share an ex
AICMFP
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Good lord

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I'm going to say yes
Well there's certainly more of it now.

Alt: go to the gym for a couple of hours, cook dinner, watch a movie.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Gym on a Thursday? Gym on a Monday or Tuesday. Pub on a Thursday. You kids never learn...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

He does a Craig David on Sunday.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

a
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Actually it's more: Gym on a Thursday, Friday, Sunday
Training on a Tuesday and game on a Saturday
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

You need more pub in your life.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

+es

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

That's after the game on Saturday usually
And this week it was also on Tuesday and it's happening tomorrow.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

It's certainly a whole lot better than it used to be
...although a change of partner has helped immeasurably. I totally recommend swapping fat mental munters for slim much-less-mental nymphos.

Alt: Having sex.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Alt Q: Putting on a red balaclava, hopping on my left foot, leaning 12 degrees eastward from the waist and whistling a medley of Comsat Angels tunes.

Well, it's the third Thirsday of the month after all.
(Cave Duck, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

not necessarily
depends on your partner.

i've known men who were great shags and men who were shit shags, but i don't think they were age related - more skill/lack of skill related!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I think the question was more to do with your age than theirs.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Skill or effort?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

who doesn't make an effort in bed?
even if you aren't that keen (in which case there is a slight query over why you are there at all, but that's a different issue), nobody wants anybody to think they are shit in the sack, surely? you'll always have friends/acquaintances/facebook in common. plus it's no fun for you if you make no effort yourself!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)

doesn't skill come from experience and experience from age?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Some are born great (I should know)
Some achieve greatness
Others have greatness thrust upon them (right, Rachel?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:16, Reply)

stop calling your penis 'greatness'

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

It's actually called 'Great Ness'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

that makes more sense

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

because it doesn't exist and Scotsmen are always looking for it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

+ tells small children of it's existence

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Because it's legendary
and people come from far and wide in the hope of a mere glimpse of it.

Mainly elderly American tourists, mind, but it's a start.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:27, Reply)

hey, don't knock it.
they're probably right goers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

and there exist many blurry photos of it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)

oh yes monty
yes yes yes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)

HAHAHA!
The over-reacting cow just got buuuuuurned by fit lab partner. I think I'm in love.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

bunsen buuuuuurned

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Are you beakering again?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Dude, it's Applebite.
Of course he is.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)

You're missing the lab equipment jokes
you spatula
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:16, Reply)

-r

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

You don't have to go over all my posts with a microscope.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

There's no need to flame him.

(Cave Duck, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

It would only compound the error.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Don't you fucking start as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)

How very base of you.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Cease and desist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:39, Reply)

I thought I'd test tube it out.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)

OMG you totally liebig condensored her there.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

You've ruined it now.
I hope you're happy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)

He doesn't know he's Born.
Is that a double-pun?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Going home and pack
See you tomorrow!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Oh HELL yes.
Sex in my twenties was crap at best, in retrospect. I then married a woman whose libido dropped fast after about six months of marriage, and I did my best to be inventive to try to rekindle the spark- all to no avail, of course. However, it did prepare me well for being single again.

Sex in my forties has been AWESOME. The women are much less inhibited when they get out of the twentysomething headgames phase of life, leading to me experiencing things that you would normally expect only to see in porn clips.

Age has brought me experience and confidence, and let me have the best sex of my life!
( Wanderer, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

You smug cunt.
Just 'cos I'm not getting much
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Yes. Yes, I am.
I won't go into details, but I do have reason to feel smug.

Being single in your late 30s to early 40s is ACE. You have an established life (hopefully), you have experience in life, and it shows. Cook a good meal for a woman and she's yours. Bring her back to your place and let her see that it's reasonably clean and tidy and that you have actual books on the shelves, and the clothes all but fall off.

Of course, I've now remarried and am off the market, but it was fun playing the field while looking. (And sex in the second marriage is even hotter still.)

Smug doesn't even begin to cover it.
( Wanderer, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)

*Makes notes*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Come visit me
I live within walking distance of Battersea Dogs' Home
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)

...and then you woke up, and were stuck to the duvet in your lonely, mildewed bedsit once again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)

oooh, Zing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I was going to make a joke about having to hire hookers.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)

What is this 'sex' you speak of?

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

No it doesn't.
(Not if you're doing it right in the first place)
However, it does get less frequent so you appreciate it all the more.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)