I had a 28 inch waist when I was in my teens/ early 20s.
It's now 31 or so.

I am still devilishly good looking though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Pfft whatever.
My ex had a beautiful waist on him when I was first with him. I think it might have been even 26". I have never really been a size 8, unless when I was 14-15 counts.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I think I was a size 18 when I was 15-16
but I do have E cup boobs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

You see, I started off svelte and just ballooned.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)

ah, I was a fat mess from the age of about 6
there's a school picture where they put me in the middle to balance out the other kids as I was, like, twice the size
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Surely they should have put you on one side and all the others on the other side.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

haha, that might have worked
but mostly I mean 'balanced' in the compositional sense
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)

I was mismeasured as 34B
Turns out I was a 30F.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)

that's quite a difference

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)

My bras literally fell down my ribcage.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

+after two drinks

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:59, Reply)

Chompy, you are on fire tonight.
What brought this on?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

I'm doing work from home and I'm bored.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

No, I swing them round my head as I take them off and then use them as blindfolds on the poor creature quivering between my legs.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

i'm imagining a rabbit made of jelly, now
being dominated by a young classics student :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I'm not sure if I'm the dominiant one, usually.
But I do enjoy it :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

you deny that part
but not the bit about the jelly rabbit?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Well, you know how some vibrators are slightly...jellyish?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

DISCLAIMER: I do not own a vibrator with "bunny ears"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

i think the lady doth prtest too much
or however that thing goes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

No, I honestly don't own one of those.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)