Righty-ho bumlords.
I am off to my ex's to hold the fort for the night. It will be dull as shit but it means I'll be woken up by my little girl tomorrow morning so a more than fair exchange, I'd say.

Last time I was awoken by 'Daddy, Daddy, come and look, I've done a poo'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Awesome poo moments like that should never be forgotten.

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

They honk as bad as my father's, which is a little worrying for one so young.
My father had his own lavatory in our home - only he and the criminally insane would willingly venture into that foetid miasma.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

My favorite memory is of taking my nephew's nappy off and he peed on his head.

( girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)