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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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God I'm knackered and I may be in bed by 9pm tonight.
My bash highlights.

Kiss from Monty *sigh*, Amberl and a few others.
Snoggs off Lusty
Motorboating from Vampito.
Applebite asking me in all seriousness if my new tattoo actually did mean 'property of Jeffthedogfucker 4real'.
Aberraction's face when she saw her hen party accessories.
Not being ill.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:23, 166 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Applebite asking me in all seriousness if my new tattoo actually did mean 'property of Jeffthedogfucker 4real'
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)
When actually it means
"3 for 2 on Thursdays"
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)
*snigger*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)
lololololololbash
etc
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:26, Reply)
THERE WERE MOTHERFUCKING BREASTS EVERYWHERE!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:27, Reply)
It was LITERALLY raining breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)
OMG! I got so wet!
...erm...
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)
I texted Noel on the train I was having a downer after all that snogging and stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:32, Reply)
I know what you mean
I'm at home now all alone :(

No b3tans, no snogs, no brownies.
An early night and some food are in order.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)
So pleased to see you again, Marge.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)
I sound more like Selma and Patti today
All that shouting last night.
It was good to see you too!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)
God I hate post-bash pleasantness
why can't people be honest?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)
OK , here goes:
I think you're a frightful bender trying to cover up the fact with a breast-based smokescreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
Wormulus was a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
ha ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)
Because we're all sickeningly middle class and British and nice
Above all, nice.

That said I tell Al, DiT and DJTrialprice that I wanted them filmed or photographed naked and lubed up...
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)
Now, that is just crude.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)
damn it I am jealous
and now all you guys get to be all cliquey

I'm going to sulk. *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Oh stop sulking.
*snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)
yay!
it's like I went after all only without the hangover or embarrassing photos!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)
I fear there may be some terrible photos of me
and I was sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)
Alright Noel
Who was taking photos? The evidence may have to be destroyed...
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)
Aber was.
LiC has a few, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)
Snitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)
And me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Oh jesus.
I hope there are few of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)
I don't recall being snapped at all.
But then I'm famous so I'm so used to it that I barely notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)
My only photo of you is with you giving the finger in front of your face.
Thank you for that hon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)
I aim to please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)
I have a ton of pictures with you
Trying to get one of you smiling, and I finally succeeded.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
CURSES!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)
I need to learn how to share them here
Until then, I'll just put them in Facebook.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)
Set yourself up a B3tards account.
Then you can upload pics with ease. I don't 'do' Facebook.

Nice to have met you, you massive racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)
Alright Battered to death with a rusty shovel
Every time I tried to see who took them I could only see a flickering orange blob.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Papparazzi are cunts eh?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)
Oooh. You slaaaaaaaaaaaag!
After you made me promise not to cop off with anyone else this weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)
It's one rule for me chum and another for you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)
alright bgb

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)
Ow do! Lovely to meet you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)
Lovely to meet you to.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)
Lovely to meet you to...what?
Is there something you two aren't telling?

/Roota Poirot
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)
*seals lips*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:05, Reply)
Which ones?
And with what?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)
I slept with Amberl last night.
We woke up and slept in tandem due to both being snorers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)
i'm on the train home
Extremely awesome times were had, it was lovely to see everyone. I am so tired it's unreal though, I didn't get back to the hostel til 4.30 and had to check out at 9.30. Brutal :(
(berk, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)
Did you go dancing?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)
yup
Like a big drunken mong.
(berk, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)
You were wonderfully jolly when I left.
Did you make it back to the hostel without getting lost? We were lost within five minutes of leaving you lot, and I was sober, cheeky spliff notwithstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)
jolly is a good way to describe what I was
I managed to avoid a hangover as well, thank fuck. Crow saw me back to the hostel, which was very sweet, as I would probably have struggled on my own. We still got a bit lost though!
(berk, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
My walker/navigator/cabbie/delivery driver instinct kicked in at one point and I said "I don't recognise this!"
Bless Crow, lovely chap, massively flappy teapot.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)
I think I'm in love with his hair.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:15, Reply)
We were walking
down the street when to our great amusement there was an utterly shit-faced bloke pissing against the wall whilst his hapless mates looked on.

Turned out it was a random bloke and his 'mates' were actually Wormulus and Chompy, who'd taken the time to make sure this lad was safe and OK.

Sorry to blow their internet hardman cover, but it was an act of selfless altruism that confirmed to me why those two gentlemen are Fucking Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:15, Reply)
You getting all misty eyed there Monty?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)
Misty on the jap's-eye, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)
Superb
I just got a new phone and a bottle of Auchentoshan.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:17, Reply)
Yum yum.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)
Aw, we know they're terrible cunts at heart.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)
Are you absolutely sure they weren't robbing him?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:17, Reply)
Chompy did have his cock out
but I was assured it was all just a big misunderstanding and not at all what it looked like.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)
Chompy had his cock or drunken, confused lad's?

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)
The latter would make the most sense
clearly the gentleman was in no state to avoid pissy shoes and Chompy was being helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
There were so many good looking people ! I was quite supprised, I don't normally notice that sort of thing, but there were a few who I was OH GEE OH GOSHing about.
I was totally ego-boost'd, everyone was really cool.

I'm looking forward to whenever we next all hook up, deffo.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)
I want to have dinner with you soonest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)
Ditto.
There *might* be something going on next sunday to celebrate b'day / house warming, I'll fill you in when I know the details =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)
Ah excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:04, Reply)
You massive bumder.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
You'd know, cockmuncher.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:15, Reply)
YOU WISH

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)
I went flat hunting today with a steaming hangover.
On reflection, that wasn't so sensible.

Highlights of my night:

- Meeting some new b3tans who were all top people, which was nice!
- chickenlady determinedly plotting a 'Guys of B3ta' calendar
- Seeing BGB do something really nice for another person!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)
If you were pissed, you didn't show it.
Good to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
He's only small.
A little goes a long way when you're a leprechaun.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)
You too buddy!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
I'll do something nice for you one day if you play your cards right.
Nudge nudge wink wink!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:14, Reply)
Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
The calendar might just be for my own 'purposes'

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:14, Reply)
We had fun planning it though.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:15, Reply)
It's what's kept me going today, quite frankly
I'm still pondering who might be December...
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)
You were on excellent form.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)
And yourself sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)
I have to admit, I was very tempted to introduce myself as 'Bert'.
For the lols
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)
Ha!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)

lols punches to the face and kicks in the 'nads
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)
pff!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:15, Reply)
It was shit

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)
FINALLY someone has the strength of character to admit the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)
It was over too soon
And i didn't get to sleep until nearly five, having danced like a proper flid in The Electric Ballroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

danc look
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)
Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)
The I hateTGB badges were wonderful.
Even though I think she's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)
They'd run out before I got to have one
Fuck you, universe
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)
I had 25 made
They proved more popular than I anticipated.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)
Did someone take a batch order from you?
Just to emphasise the point?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)
Only Battered had more than obe
Claims he lost his first.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)
So he's useless or a liar
Interesting.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)
or both

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)
I have just found mine.
I'm going to throw it away now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)
Are you resorting back to type
Now that the bash is done?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)
I have only one setting: 'CUNT'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)
With sub-settings
Of 'online' and 'real'. There's little difference between the two, or so I'm led to believe.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)
And 'complete', my main one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
It's like some sort of safety fallback

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)
Are you doing this
Because I said you ha a receding hairline?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)
Did you?
You have such a boring voice I was quite simply unable to take in a single word you said, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
That's a new one, I'll give you that

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Not bad, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
It made me paranoid that there's an element of truth to it

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
Don't worry, dear boy.
My father invented that comeback on a holiday to Wales in the mid-80s.

Alt answer: Sorry, did you just say something?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)
I accidentally clicked "i like this"
It was a joy and a pleasure to meet you
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
Likewise.
Not quite enough time to chat properly though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)
Too true
5 or so hours is never enough time for good chats with everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
How would November suit you?

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)
Are you talking about my page in the b3ta boy calendar?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)
Yep
You could be Guy Fawkes - show us your big rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)
It's more like a roman candle
When it goes off
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)
Better than catherine wheel

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
Hey, it all works for me
*leers*

tempted to put *lears* in the hope of a small aeroplane appearing
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
You have a skewed sense of reality if those pass as small
Also, think of the mess. It'd be everywhere.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)
Reality? Pah! I laugh in the face of reality!
Mind you, the mess does bother me.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
You writers with your mental imaginations
Also, did farm living not get you used to mess?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
It did but that's four years behind me now,
the smell of FYM has finally washed out of my clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)
...or a limerick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)
....*waits for limerick*......

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
There once was a nice Chickenlady
who was a bit Marquis de Sade-y (I know this is wrong but what can I do?)
we all bore the brunt
of this terrible cunt
who's as popular as Ian Brady.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
Can I be April?
I'd like to be the fool...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)
as a jester with bells?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)
Nothing else to be worn...just bells

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)
What about the end of the bell?

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)
I rather enjoyed it too
Even though everyone was so spread out across the pub when I arrived, I finally got to see everyone I wanted to instead of just hi...bye conversations which usually happens at huge bashes.
Highlights: meeting aberracion and bgb for the first time :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)
Alright letters?
How's the studying (or whatever it is that's why you're not on here much) going?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)
Alright pod?
Not going too bad thanks, taking today off studying - I did get funny looks on the tube back for watching an autopsy video on my mp3 player though, nosy cunts - and restarting again tomorrow. How's the job search going?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)
Awesome thing to get seen watching
I've gone and got myself 2 months of paid work for a dual uni/company project that's based near here. Money and experience, and possibly an expenses budget. Life's taken a good turn in the last couple of days.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
you're all big cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)
As are you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
perhaps
but you are a big group of them. Massive difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
Believe it or not, Monty is approximately 65% more awesome that you expect him to be.
Of course, that only makes him 6% awesome, but it's still a surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)
think I need to stay away for another week though
until all the talk of nothing but the bash goes away. It's almost as bad as some of my mates and snowboarding holidays...

I'm mainly feeling grumpy because to finish off my pleasant week off I've had the fastest, most powerful onset cold ever and I feel like shit. So does my mrs, and in that delightful way that women have she's acting like an arse and making out that it's my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)
I think you should, too.
Why not make it a round six months?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
the cool kids are only going to the CHCB's bash

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)
but...
bobby is going to that...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)
What about the kids that're going to neither?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)
they should have an edinburgh bash
but one where edinburgh is moved to south wales
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
There was one
I didn't make it.
And Edinburgh's too shit to bother.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
Righty-ho bumlords.
I am off to my ex's to hold the fort for the night. It will be dull as shit but it means I'll be woken up by my little girl tomorrow morning so a more than fair exchange, I'd say.

Last time I was awoken by 'Daddy, Daddy, come and look, I've done a poo'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
Awesome poo moments like that should never be forgotten.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)
They honk as bad as my father's, which is a little worrying for one so young.
My father had his own lavatory in our home - only he and the criminally insane would willingly venture into that foetid miasma.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)
My favorite memory is of taking my nephew's nappy off and he peed on his head.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)
I liked the hugs :D

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)
Woo Maxi!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Hello
Lovely to meet you and the other lovely people from this lovely board.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)
You too you ridiculously tall bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
I can't help being so tall
tall short and fat etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Late
but why no sigh for me BGB? This is shocking. Lovely to meet so many new people
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

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