I am drinking an excellent Shiraz, watching Match of the Day
and eating Pickled Onion Monster Munch.

Is this really a good time for Pickled Onion Monster Munch?

AltQ: Is there ever a bad time for Pickled Onion Monster Munch?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:34, 29 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You sound like a frightfully dull human

( broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:45, Reply)

No offence, a quick scan down off topic reveals a whole bunch of hideously boring people
so you're not alone
( broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)

I like broads

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:51, Reply)

I just realised it's nearly 1am
fuck me, I have no idea what I've done with the weekend
( broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Never drinking again

( broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Bloody foreigners, coming over here, liking our breasts

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:56, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:57, Reply)

Or in your case staying over there
liking foreign breasts (I assume).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:00, Reply)

I'm not a breast racist, i like all breasts

( broadsword, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)

it's nearly midnight

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I'm in a different time zone innit
you're the drum & bass fella, have you listened to Danny Byrd's new album? I'm in two minds about it, it's partly great and partly shit
( broadsword, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Ill Behaviour makes me want to stab people, specifically Danny B for making such an apalling piece of chart fodder
However, some other tracks on the album are a right laugh, see Hot Fuzz for more info.
( broadsword, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)

I'm talking to myself again aren't I?

( broadsword, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)

Shush breasts word

( broadsword, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)

'The drum & bass fella'? Since when?
No I haven't heard the Danny Byrd record. Who was it that did Tru Steppers with Dane Bowers and Victoria Beckham?

That's it, Jonny L.

Weird how Ministry of Sound and that lot are releasing DnB comps. Back in 97 that would never have happened.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:13, Reply)

I won't have a bad word said against Jonny L
not only was he a regular at one of my favourite clubs (Final Frontier, Wandsworth), he came out with some quality records, never going back to easy chart fodder despite early success.

But really, I recommend Danny Byrd's new album, its called Rave Digger, a few shit tracks but some blinders
( broadsword, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:20, Reply)

You know he produced a couple of S Club tracks?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:24, Reply)

Haha, you're shitting me?

( broadsword, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:26, Reply)

Nope.
As far as I can tell, 100% true.

I like breasts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:30, Reply)

I need some proof of this
I also like breasts
( broadsword, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:31, Reply)

I like breasts
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seeing_Double_(album)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:33, Reply)

Fuck that, I did the Spice Girls film dressed as baby spice, never again

( broadsword, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Check the details for the soundtrack album.
Specifically, tracks 7 and 8.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:38, Reply)

Fuck

( broadsword, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:39, Reply)

also as a D&B fella, you might like
stressfactor.co.uk between 6 & 8 pm tomorrow
( broadsword, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:33, Reply)

Why am I a DnB fella?
Is this tokenism?

Will there be likeable breasts on stressfactor.co.uk?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Just 'cos not many people here listen to that stuff
and, no
( broadsword, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 0:40, Reply)

i HAVE come home stionkgin ofcider and wuth an empty wallet.
i hace a facelike ziggy satrddust and glitterin my hair. I am tooold for this shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 1:07, Reply)

yeah, if you can't type thats generally a sign that it is bed time

( broadsword, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 1:17, Reply)