I'm made up for you Monty
Birds off the internet and adoring daughters are the best things in a man's life. Food, booze and massive drugs are mere accompaniments.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have to agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Certainly better than tolerating the Fulham-style cunts at the party I was at last night.
All double cuff shirts and entry-level Rolex. Fucking cunts.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Oh no. That sounds simply ghastly.
No wonder you went under protest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Diazepam was my friend.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Wobblies at a party?
Bet you were the life and soul.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

It was the only way to tolerate the weapons-graders

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I thought Fulham was a chav area?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Not any more. 'Not-even-very-nice-but-dims' all over the gaff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

The chavs have been priced out. £350k for a studio flat.
You couldn't pay me 3350k to live around there.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

A studio flat is just a nicer name for a bedsit.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

True.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

What website did you find her on? The bird, not your daughter obviously.
Stalker and murder.com?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

ServileThais.com

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Not from that shop we saw on Friday then?
Found their website: www.transformation.co.uk/en/transvestite-shops/london
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Haha funniest thing I've seen in ages, that place.
Bold as fucking brass, they are, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Certainly offers some bribery opportunities.
I feel a second income stream coming on.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

One of my oldest friends is a tranny.
He uses the ladies loo in the pub, and sits down to piss. Apparently.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

That's gonna look weird on my browsing history.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

weird on perfectly in keeping with the rest of
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Wow
www.transformation.co.uk/en/shopping?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=441&category_id=14
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Got one already. They're not 'all that', to be honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

The photo looks like an actual fanny
I might buy one just so I can sue them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

You can have mine.
I'll wash it first, and everything.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

'Washable'.
Bonus.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

So much more eco-friendly than the old disposable ones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I really want to ring up and say
"Can you show me the product and not just a photo of a woman's fanny, please?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

1. Do it.
2. Record the call.
3. YouTube
4. Internet sensation
5. PROFIT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'll email them...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I'll gaz you Bobby's Hotmail password.
Do it from there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Haha
'tis done anyway.
I'll keep you posted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

As opposed to tucked away indiscreetly?
Vagina comes with a special penis sheath that allows the penis to be griped, pulled back and tucked away discreetly.

Edit. They can't spell either, I cut and pasted it. Honest.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Brilliant - "From HE to totally convincing SHE -- instantly!"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Surely it's cheaper
to start going to the toilet with large groups of friends and sitting down to piss?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)