Greetings in the name of the most high,
ever living, ever loving God: JAH! Ras Tafari. Selassie I know. Give thanks and praises to the lord.

I'm having a fucking wondrous weekend and there's still all of today to go. My still half-asleep daughter's first words of the day were 'you're the best, Daddy' which kicked off my day in fine style. She's clearly massively mistaken but that was nice to hear. I've been to the cafe for scrambled eggs on toast, and in a bit I'm going to explore some little-known corners of London with some bird off the internet, and then have a fuck-off roast dinner and some drinkies in a pub with a real fire, somewhere.

I really should take less drugs, more often. That said, I'm about to fire up a large reefer of military-strength Indian hashish and crank up The Jim Jones Revue. My neighbours will doubtless think I've been up all night again.

Fuck'em.

What're you up to, you Englander pig-dogs?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:09, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

MY kid's just made me pancakes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

A well-trained child is a thing of great joy.
MINE made me lobster thermidor and then skinned me up an 8-skinner, all the while doing circuits of the flat on a unicycle, and reciting Aramaic texts from memory.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

You win.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

'Ello Mr Monty.
I'm talking to randoms on the internets. I shall go the pub at lunchtime, and put annoying sounds on the juke box. That is, annoying to other people. Those who don't appreciate The Incredible String Band.
Did you enjoiy the bash? I see you're coming to the Manc one in December.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

aka 'deaf cunts'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Wrong Monty!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I don't 'do' The North.
The pall of brass bands, coal and oppression offends my delicate senses.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Allergy to wippets too?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Chronic allergy, yes.
And if I so much as hear the words 'racing pigeon' I come out in hives.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

God's own fucking country up here lad.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

He's fucking welcome to it, and all.
I'm firmly ensconced in Satan's Paradise, thank you very much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

It's the smell of desperation and the noise of the cotton mills that put me off.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

We do have mushy peas in the chip shops though.
And battered black pudding.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Didn't that cunt Mandelson mistake mushy peas for guacamole in front of the press once?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

One of the funniest things EVER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

The fucking mincer probably stuck a saveloy up his ringpiece too

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah, apparently.
In Hartlepool, of all places. Bet that went down a storm.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

delightful
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_C_hRLBM2E
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

And rickets.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

And interesting social diseases.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

There is nothing interesting about the north. Even the diseases are dull.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah just noticed.
It's the "other" Monty who's coming.
The nice one.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

You truly blessed brudda.
I have to drive to Manchester to pick up my nephew from his dad and then after dropping him off back home, go and take my other nephew and my mum to go computer shopping. I had planned on a quiet day, hence my having a few crafty glasses of wine last night.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Morning.
You didn't puke them up did you?
Ha.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

One solitary Peroni, I had last night.
I am almost frightening myself with my chipperitude* today.

*I have just made this word up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

One 4 litre Peroni?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Cooking
chicken livers with brandy, creme fraiche and grain mustard on toast,
slow roasted shoulder of lamb with a white onion sauce, roast spuds etc.
Treacle tart with double cream.

Tolerating one of the gf's friends who is coming round.

Escaping to the pub for 3 pints in between.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I'll be round in half an hour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Ooh.
Can we all come?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

If you each bring a course. Don't ring the bell as it's broken. Tap on the window instead.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I'll bring cheese and biscuits then.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Don't forget the port & cigars.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

That's my department.
And the XO Hennessy, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

After dinner, the gentlemen can retire to the snooker room, and make man noises.
The ladies can discuss minges.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

It's billiards. Snooker is for northeners.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

The just don't 'get it' do they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

and they never will.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Pool.
And talking American.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I shall dig out the silver straws.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I'll leave those to Monty.
Fine liquor is not my forte.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I shall bring a Curly Wurly.
And Fanta.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Culinary philistines are banned. Sorry.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I had a Jammie Dodger biscuit milk shake for my breakfast.
Fucking genius.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Jammie Dodger biscuit milk shake Lords Prayer wank.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

There's only enough grub for me and Monsieur le Chef, sorry.
His own missus is going have to make do with a Tesco 'sammich'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

and her mate can have a kick in the fish box.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Ah, your 'signature dish'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Nothing
gloriously large amounts of it. I've finally got a decent lie in (having 4 hours sleep on friday night has nothing to do with that, honest) and I'm going to finish reading my Sherlock Holmes book.
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

oi oi Berk.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

'ullo
your dinner sounds lovely, you lucky bugger.
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

bloody hard work. Started cooking at 9.30.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Ouch!
Still, it'll be worth it when you've finished, I hope. I'd gladly swap you multiple hours of preparation and a lovely meal for my plan this evening, which is to spend 10 minutes grilling fishfingers..
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Fish finger sandwiches?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I just want to stay home, think dirty thoughts and sleep : (
Instead I'm gallavanting around Lancashire.

Edit: to be honest the weather is too nice to be sat inside.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Unlucky :(

(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I love the Sherlock Holmes stories more than I love my own dear mama.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I'm telling her that.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

It's nothing she does't know already.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Is it because she's a lezza you fucking massive homophobe?

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

It's more to do with how good the books are
than how bad a mother she is, to be honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Ah! ok then.

( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

They really are very good
I can't believe I haven't read them before.
(berk, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

They stand up to repeat readings as well.
A major acheivement for stories that should by rights be ruined once the mystery is revealed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Always a problem with so many mystery stories
Little wonder my 'Scooby Doo' box-set is gathering dust on the shelf these days.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

i love sherlock holmes
Best of all the literary detectives
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I found out yesterday
that my little sister came 8th out of over 2000 in her Inspector's exams for The Filth. If there's a word for the mixture of glowing pride and utter shame I'm feeling, I don't know it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

The Germans probably have a word for it.
Woo Monty's sister.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

being sikck, lots

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Obligatory post: MTFU

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I am fucking spannered.
No wonder those Injuns fucked up the Commonwealth Games.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Good effort. Drugs before noon ftw.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I intend to be in bed before 8pm.
At this rate 4pm will be an achievement.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Right I'm off to be an awesome auntie.
Catch you all later.
( girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

We should do a B3ta Awesome Aunty badge

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I'm made up for you Monty
Birds off the internet and adoring daughters are the best things in a man's life. Food, booze and massive drugs are mere accompaniments.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I have to agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Certainly better than tolerating the Fulham-style cunts at the party I was at last night.
All double cuff shirts and entry-level Rolex. Fucking cunts.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Oh no. That sounds simply ghastly.
No wonder you went under protest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Diazepam was my friend.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Wobblies at a party?
Bet you were the life and soul.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

It was the only way to tolerate the weapons-graders

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I thought Fulham was a chav area?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Not any more. 'Not-even-very-nice-but-dims' all over the gaff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

The chavs have been priced out. £350k for a studio flat.
You couldn't pay me 3350k to live around there.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

A studio flat is just a nicer name for a bedsit.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

True.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

What website did you find her on? The bird, not your daughter obviously.
Stalker and murder.com?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

ServileThais.com

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Not from that shop we saw on Friday then?
Found their website: www.transformation.co.uk/en/transvestite-shops/london
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Haha funniest thing I've seen in ages, that place.
Bold as fucking brass, they are, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Certainly offers some bribery opportunities.
I feel a second income stream coming on.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

One of my oldest friends is a tranny.
He uses the ladies loo in the pub, and sits down to piss. Apparently.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

That's gonna look weird on my browsing history.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

weird on perfectly in keeping with the rest of
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Wow
www.transformation.co.uk/en/shopping?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=441&category_id=14
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Got one already. They're not 'all that', to be honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

The photo looks like an actual fanny
I might buy one just so I can sue them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

You can have mine.
I'll wash it first, and everything.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

'Washable'.
Bonus.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

So much more eco-friendly than the old disposable ones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I really want to ring up and say
"Can you show me the product and not just a photo of a woman's fanny, please?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

1. Do it.
2. Record the call.
3. YouTube
4. Internet sensation
5. PROFIT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'll email them...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I'll gaz you Bobby's Hotmail password.
Do it from there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Haha
'tis done anyway.
I'll keep you posted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

As opposed to tucked away indiscreetly?
Vagina comes with a special penis sheath that allows the penis to be griped, pulled back and tucked away discreetly.

Edit. They can't spell either, I cut and pasted it. Honest.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Brilliant - "From HE to totally convincing SHE -- instantly!"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Surely it's cheaper
to start going to the toilet with large groups of friends and sitting down to piss?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Today I am nursing a very bruised ribcage
Other than that, I might go to the gym in a bit, undecided as of yet.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

bcage ngpiece
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Lol, having two 20 stone guys putting you to the floor while running at full pelt is not fun.
I think I'd have preferred surprise bumsexings
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

unning imming
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

ಠ_ಠ
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Nice to have met you on Friday
you man-mountain, you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

^ this ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Nice to meet you too :)
I like the bashes and the hugs, I'm not THAT tall, I've met 1 b3tan who is taller than me
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I'm relaxing at Wookiee's
Soon he will make us awesome bacon sammiches and we shall watch the F1. Then I get to play with TGB's cupholder for the entire drive home.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Euphemism alert.
More like a 'trophy cabinet', I've heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

^Haha^

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I really am as heavily stoned as an adulterous Iranian woman.
Today's plans are looking decidedly over-ambitious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

this,me too
Apparently Monty, last night at myfriends leaving do I made the face painter do my up like ZiggyStardust and kept telling people it was to annoy Monty. Quite rightly my real life friends wondered who the fuck Monty was. I don't know whether I'm ashamed or amused.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Haha please tell me there are pictures.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I have a few dude I'll post e

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I have a few dude I'll post e

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Right I'm off to the pub in a bit.
To eat a roast dinner, and drink scrumpy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

In you face liver and kidneys!
Despite being hungover to fuck yesterday morning, I recovered sufficiently to go out last night.

And. I've. Only. Just. Got. Home.

Fucking hardcore.

I'm going to play golf and then go to the pub for another go at drinking and smoking.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Golf!
I used to play golf and top marks on continuing the party, is this the point where I tell you I don't get hungover?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Punk rock is alive and well, it seems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Awww. Sounds like an awesome start to the day
I, Deutsche Schweinhund, am in my office. I'm being 'reviewed' tomorrow and I have to finish off some slides. However, because my computer is being a cunt, I am enjoying a 'nommy sammich' and listening to Camel's eponymous first album whilst I wait for it to get its act together.

Still, got a blues jam to look forward to later so shan't complain.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Is 'Moaty' going?
He's a diamond, that fellow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

She is.
I have given a lot of planning to the manner in which I shall leap out of Goldhawk Road station, run across the road and use her to lay siege to the pub in the style of Judas Priest in the video for Breaking the Law.

Edit: Ah. Think we've got some wires crossed there. I thought by 'Moaty' you were referring to my new bass. I'm not sure I want the real Moaty in my review as I've heard his understanding of infrared spectroscopy is quite formidable.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Confused Roota was confused.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Confused Crow is still struggling
...but may simply have put both feet into one trouser leg
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Do crows wear kecks?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Not normally, I would have argued
But the judge was quite insistent.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Right
I'm off to get on with my ablutions.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Erm...enjoy....?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I meant Brian, you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

*spangs self duly*
With you now. Not as far as I know, but I shall probably see him on Tuesday.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Righty-ho. Time to go.
See you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

sounds cute
I got to play with the tiniest kittin in the whole world. Then I ate a sausage roll
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I've given one of my lizards a swim in the bath, corrected a friend's grammar on Facebook and been to Tesco to buy food.
Life is good
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)

pics?
(lizard in bath, I am not interesting in pictures of you correcting grammar)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:05, Reply)