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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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MaybeA rectally inserted pasty could have saved the linen :D
(, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
yes butthat would have meant carrying out the insertion in the first place.
to quote toy story... "my arms are too short"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:58,
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It's a new range for Gregg'sPre-lubed pastys for self insertion.
Prevents 99% of all bed shitting incidents (Greggs does not accept liability for the 1% of incidents which result in infamy on teh internets)
(, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)
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