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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh god
where is everyone? i am so hungover i think i might actually be dead and i am looking for an excuse to avoid the gym before i go out for dinner and there is nobody to play with at all???

so yeah. easy question for those who feel as rough as i do. where are you right now and what are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:26, 169 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Confined to the sofa watching dross on TV
Feel like 7 pounds of shit crammed into a 5 pound bag - Good night?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)
oh god it was amazing
and totally worth it.

well, now i am on my sofa with a load of chocolate orange variety wedges, it is. when i was hooning it back down the m1 earlier i was not so sure!

are you poorly sick or self inflicted sick?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)
Nice one
Those kind of nights are worth the hangover. Just tired really, did 7 days on the trot and had a bit to drink last night but not enough to induce a hangover.

If it were me, I'd stick with the wedges and bin the gym
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)
bastard gym
doesn't close until 8.30, i thought it was 6.30. i don't need to decide for about 5 mins.

i went to a spa hotel and then out drinking with all my old friends from school, there were about 15 girls of us. it's a long long time since we were all out just the girls and not a husband or a baby in sight, hence the utter utter carnage!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
Bloody hell - Sounds messy
If you decide to gym it after that then you've more motivation than a lot of us.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)
i did go yesterday
when the rest of the girls were slobbing in the spa. little did i realise that the bloody gym OVERLOOKED the spa. so they were treated to the sight of my arse larding around on the cross trainer whilst they were lolling in the jacuzzi!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
Heh -
I'd say you've earned a bit of down time. I avoid such situations by going running at night - If my mates saw me during my run, I'd get the piss ripped for a while.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)
i have decided
to go for a walk in my ass-toning trainers instead, problem solved.

i agree, friends and training do not mix.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)
Are Greggs open this time of night?
Sorry, I can't help myself. I'm like that woman who put that cat in a bin
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)
there is a certain physical resemblance, yes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)
I bring it on myself.
I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)
sorry?
show me the male specimen that knows the meaning of the word
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)
Well there is me.
I'm the most remorseful person I know.

(But I'm also the biggest twat I know as well, it it kinds evens out).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
yes but how do i know you are a man?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)
Would a woman call herself JeffTheDogFucker?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)
or rogerthestarfish?
with no pictoral evidence, my jury is out.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)
Ooooh. Harsh.
*Ponders how to prove himself as being all man without posting pictures of himself online*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)
cockshot?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)
Sounds painful.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)
meh
good solution for a lot of your type!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)
If they were, I'd not be sat here
I'd be indulging in pastry based goodness
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)
my ex
once refused to go out for lunch with me because he wanted a pasty from greggs. we had a massive row and i stormed off. eventually he caught up with me and presented me with a cheese and onion pasty of my own as a peaceoffering. i was Unimpressed but a million times more so later on when i drove past it and realised they were "buy one get one free"...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
yes
now you see why i am so anti-men!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)
But yet pro-Greggs.
Your life must be one of constant angst.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)
i am not pro-greggs
i have about 3 sets of court proceedings against greggs on my to-do list!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)
Oh yeah, You mentioned that a while ago.
At least, regardless of how the court proceedings go, you have the knowledge that you once took a free pasty from them.

So you'll be a winner in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)
nothing exciting
i do hope their pasties choke my ex one day though for that!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)
Hahaha
Pastry Fail! What a fucking tightwad - My wife'd pan me if I got her a pasty after a blue.

I must admit, the only time we ever go there is when we're up in the lake district and go there early doors to get a pack up for the day ... This said I'm a son of a bitch for their individual pizzas.

We have a Cooplands the next village over from work so may swing in tomorrow.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)
tight does not cover the half of it!
cheese and onion ftw. go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)
If I were even remotely into masochism
I'd get her one - Although, Sheffield A&E would be removing the first rectally inserted pasty.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)
this is why you are married
and he is my ex.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)
Good point
Is this the infamous bed shitter?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)
this one was, yeah
i do, however, have many many lame stories!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)
Maybe
A rectally inserted pasty could have saved the linen :D
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)
yes but
that would have meant carrying out the insertion in the first place.

to quote toy story... "my arms are too short"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)
It's a new range for Gregg's
Pre-lubed pastys for self insertion.

Prevents 99% of all bed shitting incidents (Greggs does not accept liability for the 1% of incidents which result in infamy on teh internets)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)
I saw this film with 15 girls who were friends from school once.
It was pretty good, didn't watch it 'till the end.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)
pervy gonz is pervy!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)
I don't know what I'd do with myself in that situation.
I'd be to worried that I'm not paying enough attention to one of them, or I might make a social faux-pas by spending to much time with one of them without focusing on the others. I suppose technicaly I have enough digits to accomidate, unless it's all changed like hola-hoops and you can't fit them on your digits any more, in which case I'm screwed.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)
dude
how widely can you spread your toes? what are you, half-man half-monster-munch???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)
I feel I may have overstretched my toe amberdextory.
Not a day goes by when I don't pick up something with my toes though, a lighter off the end of the table or some socks off the floor.... it's so much effort bending over and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)
like a monkey?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)
Watching The Mummy for the eleventieth time.
And planning my trip to Bristol in December.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)
i love bristol
very nice city. the first time i went, the taxi driver opened the boot and said "alrrrreet my loverrrrrr" and i nearly died laughing, i'd never heard anything like it before. are you bashing it up loverrrrrstyle?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)
there's a lot more interesting things that happen there
compared to south wales
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)
It's better than calling everyone 'duck'
*Gets all defensive about his home City*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)
hah
I like "duck" mainly because my grandparents came from stoke, so it has good associations
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
that's nottingham
as i found out this weekend, never having been there before.

coincidental but correct!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
Are you originally from a more Mancunian part of the world?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)
very originally
i am from yorkshire, but we moved to buckinghamshire when i was very little. then up to cheshire when i was about 10. which is why i don't really sound very northern!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)
*Fumes at lack of mocking opportunities*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)
you mock me daily
it's why i cry myself to sleep at night
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)
:-(
Sad times.

I tried to right all previous wrongs the other night by making some sort of Pink/Expensive/But Free to Swipe type post to cheer you up.

You never replied *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)
haha
i might have passed out on the sofa and then gone straight to bed that night.

well, i appreciate the thought. a tiny bit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)
Have you got rid of your house-guests yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)
no
tomorrow. they want to take me out for dinner tonight but i don't want to eat anything after a lasagne for lunch, so i am planning to make my excuses and slope off elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)
Tell them to leave you out of dinner, but suggest they might want to buy you a NICE bottle of wine instead?
Have you been checking the carpet in the spare room on a daily basis? Just. In. Case.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)
they own an art gallery and he's an artist
usually i get a free painting, beautiful stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
As long as he hasn't been using Piero Manzoni for inspiration you'll be fine with a picture!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)
is this another shit carpet gag??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)
He is a dead Italian artist who used 'shit' as one of his mediums.
I've no idea if he ever used carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)
how delightful
shudder
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Well, he's dead now. And Italian. He doesn't sound like a great loss to the world.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)
loverrrrstyle?
I'm of to CHCB's wedding reception and sunday meeting other B3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)
Were any of those hotels I suggested any good for you Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)
Yup! thankyou.
Going to do all my booking on Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
I heard there's a backpacker place
just off glocester road, is that any good for the bash? I have to find somewhere, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
Roughly speaking, what sort of budget do you have/want to spend on digs for the night?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)
Dunno if it helps
but travel lodge are doinf £9 rooms between 1st November 2010 to 31st March - Got a promo email about it the other day, sale starts on 28th 6am
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)
In the pub..... (http://www.facebook.com/TheWhiteBarnCuddington)
on my laptop, but it's dead so this is the only entertainment I have at the moment. Ho hum!
(Kip, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)
well
we are very entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)
it's not a good sign when you're on OT in the pub

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
true,
but there was a distinct lack of clientèle and all the bar staff have disappeared so thought I'd have a browse.
(Kip, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:34, Reply)
We're tidying the flat
as it's an utter shit tip at the moment. Rock 'n' roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)
there is a flaw in this DGa
revealed by you posting on here. you mean, you are on here. tourettes is tidying the flat!

how was your birthday bash? my big brother is 40 today!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)
I can multitask, you know. And we are sharing nicely.
I have finished the ironing, and we have both tackled the dishes. Now it's a case of wandering around in circles and occassionally hitting F5.

Bash was excellent, ta. Even though it was slightly false pretences seeing as I'm not 40 until December! So many lovely people! Must do it again sometime...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)
i was thinking kind of march time??
should be able to con a room and some food out of one of my clients [insert name of major chain of pubs here].

glad you had lots of fun, sorry i couldn't come to add to the carnage, if it is any consolation i think i have actually killed myself between fri/sat nights this weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Sounds enticing.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)
what, the bash?
or the free food?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)
Both!
There's a recession on, you know. Free food is therefore well up on my list of good things.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
i will have a word with the manager
there's one in battersea and one on fleet street. although the battersea one is much less accessible, they do let you play your own music through the pub stereo system, monty would be in his element BUT would probably refuse to come sarf of the rivver!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
This sounds like an excellent plan.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)
it's an awesome pub with a really beautiful upstairs room
the only thing is that it's not that easy to get to. anyway, we have 6 months to give it some thought, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)
Indeedy, yes.
I think I'm at a gig in Glasgow in March but can't remember the date at the moment. I also have an aunt near Battersea, so this could save some money on hotel bills...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)
i have a big flat
with one double spare bed, one campbed, one sofa, one double sofa bed and a lot of floor space. so some people could crash here too.

/plots
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)
Having a load of b3tans crashing with you is no bad thing :)
I can vouch for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)
all welcome
well, most.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)
Me too : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)
in front of my computer
contemplating curry and how I've not started any work yet.

My mouse finger hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)
duuuuude
i was planning just to have drinks instead of dinner because we went out for lunch (feta and courgette vegetable lasagne, 9/10, would polish off with a hangover again). now you're making me want curry.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)
sorry
if it helps, I made it myself (from a jar)

curry is good and will help you feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)
no
because now i really want curry. and an onion bhaji with yoghurt dip.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
I had a curry last night.
It was fantastic. Get curry. Curry is good.

I'm roasting some beef at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)
man
I've not had anything roast for ages (fnar fnar). This week my aim is to make something with gravy on it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)
Bangers and mash with onion gravy is always a winner
and minimal effort.

Otherwise, make a stew and serve it in a GIANT Yorkshire pudding!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)
how do I turn gravy into onion gravy, just put onions in it?
making stew is probably more than I can deal with
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)
Yeah. Add onion for onion gravy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
don't I have to do something to the onion?
I'm not sure that bisto + raw onion = deliciousness
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
It is. But then I do like me onions.
But you could soften the onion first in a pan if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)
I have an epic recipe for onion gravy
but it does take about 40 minutes and requires plenty of attention.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)
I have no money
but I was bought a coat by my mother. I hope money arrives tomorrow though :(

I'm in college getting ready to go out for a quiet drink*

*may not end quietly
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
You are living the dream
New coat and alcohol.

These days, the only new coat I get is the beer-jacket I get after a night in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
i get paid this week!
first time since July/August I think
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
I had student loan
then college demanded another £160 after my initial outlay of about £1,250 for the term. And even though I promised I wouldn't I lent my brother some, thinking I had some in reserve.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
cheeky bastards at oxford
have demanded all my fees for the year in one go instead of per term, i am not sure about that!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
it's expensive here
that £1250 is just rent for this term
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
blimey
yeah i think it's the second most expensive city after london isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
must be
argh. Oh well, will just cut back on partying and not buy anything I don't need
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
see, it is precisely these two things that i can't do
nottingham was a revelation. the taxi took us 2 seconds around the corner, because we had no idea where we were. i thought the driver said a tenner, which it would have been in london, so paid him without lifting an eyebrow. turned out he'd said "two quid" not "ten quid". christ.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)
I can cut back on the partying
apart from this Tuesday. And I can cut back on buying stuff and cancel a sorely needed haircut
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
haircut
when i was a student, i used to get mine cut AND coloured at the very swanky hair shop in covent garden for free by going on the student night with the trainees (carefully supervised!), you could try that?

what is tue night?? sounds interesting
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)
that's nearly as much as mine is for my house

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)
what sort of coat??
i need a red coat, i have decided. this is my mission for this week. i have seen two i like, but one is t m lewin so everyone in the city will have it. the other is harrods. feck.

have you seen the bloke since the Incident?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)
Black faintly military
it's rather nice and very warm. Red coats are nice. There was actually a faintly nice one in Jigsaw despite all the bad things about that store.

Haven't seen him no. Oh well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
i quite like jigsaw tbh
i read somewhere that you should always have a red coat because it will always look good in photos even when you don't. i am keen to check this out as i could do with the help!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
you're telling me
I'm considering investing in a faceveil
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)
ha
you muppet, don't say upsetting and inaccurate things like that!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
I think it'd be gorgeous
perhaps lightly patterned or with a Michael Jackson faceimprint directly sewn into the material. Sort of like the Turin shroud but in a very wearable cotton
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
if it could be sparkly
you could actually sell it to me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)
when would you ever *need* a red coat?
are you a holiday camp person?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
Hi-de-Hi!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)
Oioi.
Has the postman been kind to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)
You posting pics of your penis again?
Gazzing is far easier and all the cool kids are doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)
I sent a life-sized carved marble replica.
I had difficulty getting it through the post office door.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)
hello you!!
i was going to gaz you... i have a royal mail card to say there is a delivery for an "rswipe" (stupid porter is supposed to put parcels inside flat, lazy blazy astard), so i am going to work via post office tomorrow to collect it.

will confirm tomorrow but assuming it is your package, THANK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)
*sniggers*
"Your package"
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)
are you implying
that noel could not fit his package inside my letterbox?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)
We are implying Noel couldn't possibly have sent his package to all the girl's he's promised it to.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)
I say!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)
and i thought i was special

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)
Nononono, special delivery, didn't want it getting lost, it's quite important.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)
Does he 'deliver'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)
Twice a day.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)
Except on public holidays.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)
"fit his package inside my letterbox".
*sniggers some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)
6 miles south of Bradford, in the first floor of a building on the A643.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)
that's very specific

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)
Evening bitches.
How goes it? I am watching paranormal activity. Am hungover but happy arsenal won.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)
Alright spazz?
I'm about to have my dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)
Oo what choo having? I'm hungry and want chicken nuggets

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)
hello you cheesy bell sniffer
good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:52, Reply)
Yes thanks o gorgeousness. Got hammered last night and
Had my face painted like David Bowie. How's you ?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)
please tell me you took a pic to send to monty?
i had a bit of a schoolgirl reunion last night, it was utter carnage. i am dying in a heap on the sofa.

/is flattered at description
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)
I've got a couple from the after party where I look wasted.
I think there are some more from the night so I'll post em when I get home. Apparently I kept telling my friends I was doing it to annoy Monty and they kept asking who the fuck Monty was. I was very drunk. College girl reunion eh? I've got some films that have a similar plot.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)
school, not college!
we didn't wear the uniforms though, so down boy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)
Sitting in my flat
Waiting for a pizza to cook. Earlier today I climbed the grey mare's tail waterfall to loch Skeen, fell in loch skeen up to my knees, and climbed back down again.

It's been three hours, but my feet are finally warm again.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)
blimey
that sounds v v energetic!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)
It's not too bad
The path is about two miles long and climbs 250-300m. It's worth it for the views though.

Here, here and here

I'd take it over the gym any day of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)
wow
yeah ok that was worthwhile. although better for me, as i got to see the pics from my sofa, where i have the fire on, and a tin of terry's chocolate orange wedges!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)
Not actually my pics
I'll have to see if I can dig up the one of me standing on a rock after having just climbed out of the burn.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
i would enjoy that
from my position in front of the fire with my warm fluffy pink socks on
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)
NOBODY HERE
and nobody cares.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

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