So the smell of old people's homes is not cabbage as previously thought but of your gentleman's relish all over the curtains

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd once been swimming, as a student
and had hung up my damp shorts in my room to dry. A mate came in and proclaimed that it smelt like I'd been wanking.

I was concerned by this, as it inferred his jizz smelt of chlorine.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Yes, you are correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:57, Reply)