I like women, money's for spending.
It's better this way because it makes life awesome, and is much less emo on a Monday morning. How was your weekend? I'm sure everyone's sick of bashlols by now so how was Saturday and Sunday?

What are you awesome at?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 7:52, 160 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I spent most of Sunday avoiding the news so I didn't find out the result of the grand prix
then some cunt posted a video entitled "Webber's crash at Korea". I commented that I hadn't seen the race yet and she posted another video called "Vettel's engine failure". OH COME ON!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 7:56, Reply)

i avoided everything
But we recorded the race so missed the last hour so I had to watch that later when I knew who won
Poor rosberg :(
I also had EPIC BACONZ on sat and Sunday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 7:59, Reply)

Did you make a dent in wookie's bacon mountain?
The Travelodge breakfast was comical. And there was a bus called 'Not Car'.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:16, Reply)

I read that as
'yaaaaaaawn carsport'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Could have been worse; could have been talking about fucking football.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:50, Reply)

It's only a matter of time before some spastic pipes up about 'The Game'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

OT should have a temporary ignore button marked "football"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

You know what to do
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I went to the pub sunday evening to watch the Arsenal Man City game.
I fell asleep early in the second half then decided I should go home.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I didn't think you'd be that spastic.
For shame, man. At least you had the good grace to fall asleep. The hurt over your failure to contact me when you were only up the road from my house is another matter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

You had your daughter didn't you?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Are you calling me an incestnonce?
I had a 5-8pm window on Sat and all of yesterday from 9am.

You heartless bitch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Oh, I should have called you on satnight then.
we went to a pretty good traditional pizza place on chalk farm road.
I was impressed.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

There are some good dining options in that area.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

how did your interview go?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Well I hope!
Should hear later and I will post all in caps :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I shall cross my extremities for you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

HAHAHAHA!
Slut-joke-lols!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Hmmm that was almost too easy,
like kitty set the joke up.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I didn't
and I'm upset that you believe I am less than a lady.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

You're once, twice, three times a lady.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Fat joke?
Or some complex sci-fi based multiple reality or somesuch joke?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I was trying for a laak joke
but it didn't work so I let her think it's a compliment that confuses her.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

that's the option I chose too
thanks...?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

you missed the full stop after 'compliment'

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

MASSIVE LOLS

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I recorded it
then watched it when I got up, about 9.45. At which point I discovered that it was going to massively overrun the time slot on BBC1, so my recording would run out before the end.

So I paused it and flicked on to BBC2, to have a quick look see, in case it was still running and they were showing it there. So what did I see? Fernando Alonso on the fucking podium!

At least I avoided any other news of it until I managed to watch the second showing later on.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Last night I got very annoyed when I pressed the "play in pop out player"
rather than "play in full screen mode" on the iPlayer.
The rest of the weekend is a bit of a blur.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Good to meet you on Friday

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:30, Reply)

You to, I apologise for talking loudly at you for a time.
I should probably extend that to a number of other people.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

You went out again on Saturday didn't you?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Yep, at 1pm I was in a pub in camden,
stayed out most of the night.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Sunday ended up excellent: a tale of two cities.
Went and did the 'New River Walk' which runs from Highbury down to Sadler's Wells - took a detour at Essex Road and went and bought three LPs from the most hilarious old geezer in Haggle Vinyl (I am now the proud owner of 'Diddy Wah Diddy' by Capt. Beefheart, been after that for AGES) and got a discount purely for the banter alone.

Then went to the Old Queen's Head, owner of my favourite fireplace of all time (yes, I have one), had a superb roast, then went down to Waterloo to see a legal graffiti tunnel. Got bus home, smoked hashish, relaxed and got an earlyish night.

One of the best weekends ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Lusty promised to take me walking around London.
Sounds wonderful. I'll be there in the spring.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:34, Reply)

We just want to chuck you in a canal.
Actually London is amazing for weird nooks and crannies you'd never know about without someone telling you. The City in particular.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:37, Reply)

to chuck you in a c etc.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:42, Reply)

*snigger*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Currently I am awesome at getting myself in to trouble
but I may as well stay on the ride til it finishes. I have an awesome photo of you gurning, by the way - I'd forgotten I'd even taken photos.
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Trouble, eh?
ELABORATE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:39, Reply)

The HAWT police pulled her over and issued her with a ticket

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)

It had "Fiiiiiine" written all over it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:58, Reply)

tut tut naughty Berk!
did you have fun in the markets? Sorry we couldn't come with, we probably would have missed our train.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

That's alright
it was completely packed anyway, I think you would have struggled with your suitcase - it took us ages to get round. Another time, eh?
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

definitely, I loved London
I'd really like to go back for longer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Saturday was for sushi, train and relax
Sunday for F1, shopping, honey moon/wedding list preparation and early bed.

I almost missed my flight again this morning.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:39, Reply)

noel - got my parcel this morning, most exciting
THANK YOU!!! xxx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Pleasure.
Disc one turned up yesterday afternoon, if I think about it I'll bung it in the post tomorrow with my ebay stuff.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:43, Reply)

if you can be bothered that would be brilliant
and twice as kind
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Of course I can be bothered.
It's whether I remember or not.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

i do that
this is why my secretary has to be relied on to wrap and post everything for me, otherwise it sits on my desk for weeks. she is super-efficient.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:00, Reply)

That's what I need, a secretary!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

mine is amazing
although she is very maternal and constantly nags me about eating properly and not staying at work too late and not walking home in the dark alone with my ipod on and why haven't i met a nice man yet...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)

You'll quite possibly meet a man
if you walk home alone in the dark with your ipod on.

He's not likely to be that nice though.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

walking home without the ipod is impossible.
i can't even walk to the kitchen in the morning without my ipod.

i can't control the dark (yet) but hyde park is pretty busy even at midnight, so it's fine!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Hyde Park is busy, yes.
With a high concentration of ne'erdowells.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

mostly it's young army officers running
a lot of them are topless even in this weather.

this has nothing to do with why i choose to walk home through the park rather than along the river. nothing at all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

How was your do on Friday?
(good morning)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:45, Reply)

hello you
i think i may actually have pickled myself this weekend, but it was worth it - fri was great, but didn't get to bed til about 3am, then had to drive up to nottingham first thing. nottingham was one of the best nights i've ever ever had, but i think i got to bed at about 4am and then couldn't sleep because of SNORING (not mine!) so went back down to the bar and carried on carousing with this random RAF band who were staying at the same hotel until about 6. 10/10, would party in nottingham again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Last time I was in Nottingham
Was to play at a wedding, and the city nicely decided to have a massive festival on the same night, culminating in about £10,000 of fireworks just outside the reception venue. Not a bad wedding present from the council.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Last time I was in Nottingham
was to visit my grandmother in an old people's home. Less raucous but at least I got my end away.

SORRY. That's repulsive even by my standards.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)

we all know you HAVE no standards

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

*hurt face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

hurt face...
but no denial!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I have the very highest of standards.
The thought of you thinking so badly of me is like a shaft of ice through my wounded heart.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

but that was a compliment
compared to my usual views on the male species!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

So the smell of old people's homes is not cabbage as previously thought but of your gentleman's relish all over the curtains

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I'd once been swimming, as a student
and had hung up my damp shorts in my room to dry. A mate came in and proclaimed that it smelt like I'd been wanking.

I was concerned by this, as it inferred his jizz smelt of chlorine.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Yes, you are correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I once did a gig in Edinburgh like that
which corresponded with the last Saturday of the festival, which had MASSIVE fireworks all down the castle walls.

Nearly got killed later that night by someone throwing a beer bottle off the North Bridge, but it was a good gig.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

my friends live really close to Old Trafford
so they can see all the gigs for free. They had their housewarming party on the same night as the Muse gig so they didn't play music for the first couple of hours.

On the flip side, bit of a ballache when Oasis are playing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

My weekend:
Sitting about, getting rained on when I ventured outside, eating large amounts of gourmet chocolates, and being annoyed the grand prix was delayed when I got up to watch it.

I seem to be awesome at being offered 2 months of paid work! It doesn't sound like much, but means I'll be able to afford things like Christmas presents.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Result.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:11, Reply)

congratulations!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I wandered off outside and nearly froze there
Thanks you very much. Same to you Noel.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

My weekend was RUINED
when I saw a series of adverts for 'new Nom yoghurt'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I thought I'd converted you to the Church of Nom

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

No, young Kittynom,
despite your charm and beauty I remain committed to 'not talking complete gibberish like a two-year-old' I'm afraid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

It's just onomatopoeia
as said by messy eaters when they're enjoying something.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)

No it isn't.
Onomatopoeia is a word that sounds like the action it describes. Because 'nom' isn't a word it cannot be this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

'Fizz' and 'boom' weren't words either
until someone did some imitation. But now they're in the OED.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Ba-ZING!!!!!!
That was the sound of Monty getting well and truly OWNED!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Your mum's in 'Readers' Wives'.
What's your point?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Godnom it.
As much as I really didn't want to, I absolutely fucking loved meeting you on Friday. I heart the Montynoms.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)

do you know
how many people have told me that they loved monty since meeting him on fri? about 5 so far! is he charm city or something??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

When you're within 10 feet of his hair
you get instantly stoned.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

You know when Monty is in the room
all the men are sporting erections and are slipping over on the vaginal excretions that have leaked out of the knickers of all the women
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

so the moral of the story is
when i go out with monty, go commando but in wellingtons?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Best to hang one of these between your legs
www.shaftesburyhire.co.uk/skip.gif
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

i am not clicking that at work
i don't trust you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Don't worry
it's just a picture of a skip.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

he's so wuvvable and huggable and nommy nom nom.
He was very amiable to my prolonged cuddling, when I was expecting to be immediately thrown off and spurned.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

He was twatted hon.
I think he would have hugged Bowie had he been in the room.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

you've taken away my warm feeling of Montylove :(

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Don't worry, Nommers, it's not true.
I don't get 'twatted'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I didn't notice that you were especially 'elevated'
but you probably don't even exhibit signs anymore. I bet your pupils are just permanently dilated aren't they?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

People have never been able to tell when I am high/drunk or not.
A handy skill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Same here, no one can tell when I'm drunk.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

*must not rise to this*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

That's what he said.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

He did, did you not see him?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

*stops himself*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

No I wasn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

But you smiled at me and gave me a kiss.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I don't understand.
Of course I did - I'm 'charm city or something'. See up there ^
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Oh that's ok then.
Sorry! I'm not used to men being charming.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

That doesn't mean he was twatted
it just means you're awesome, surely?
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Precisely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

This morning I am awesome at shitting. On my 4th dump of the day already.
This may be related to the mountain of roast lamb I consumed yesterday.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I have days like that too
I'm currently still able to the pressure from last night's meal by farting. But I suspect the piston's going to reach top dead centre (or bottom dead centre!) quite soon, and I'll need to go and evacuate.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I'm looking forward to an awesome week filled with promise of hopes and dreams coming true.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:57, Reply)

You've installed a hidden camera in TGBs new room?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

It's not hidden
otherwise she wouldn't know which way to face when getting undressed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

It'll need a wide angle lense for the vadge shot.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

And a good light

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

good light set of floodlights
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

A fair point,
well made.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:21, Reply)

hate you all

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Can't wait to go for sushi!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I dunno if you're invited anymore

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I'm awesome at drawing, and making gingerbread cocks
My weekend was lovely thank you. Although it was a bit quiet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Can't say I've ever eaten a gingerbread cock
or indeed any cock, for that matter.

Do they have gingerbread balls too?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

they sure did, hang on.
have a link
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs827.snc4/68707_1642195611706_1141290595_1766394_6564510_n.jpg

I would like to clarify that my friend Kate made that one. Mine was better, but she ate it before I could get a photo. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:24, Reply)

*hangs on*
Edit: Evidently Kate's bloke isn't that well hung!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I have no idea how well he is or is not hung,
but damn it was a delicious gingerbread cock.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Is she not a lesbian?
I assumed she had just made an engorged clitoris
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

yeah yeah, very funny, your mum, etc.
why would she be a lesbian?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Because she's your friend.
We all know lesbians like to hang around in groups.

Oh, hang on, I've just remembered you aren't a lesbian any more are you. This destroys the logic of my comment.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I have several weeks of boring mundane stuff to do before I can have moar fun times : (
I want to go gallavanting again.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I'm gallavanting my way to you Blousie!
don't fret! I'll bring excitement and aussie-ness.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Huzzah!
*gets out the barbie*
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Don't put shrimp on it though please, I can't stand the stuff.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

But I'm so good at being emo
And my emo hair is coming along nicely :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

You haven't got the right face for an emo.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

And you're far too big

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

hmm, the things are stacking up against me
Maybe I should just cheer the fuck up and ask some girl out?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Or not base your happiness purely on others?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

My happiness is not based on others
But others do have the ability to make me feel worthless and shit.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Contradictory post is contradictory.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

In other words I don't need people to make me happy, I can do that well enough on my own
But most of my unhappyness is based upon people treating me like shit
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

You should surely as hell do the former
it'd probably make the latter easier too.
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Are you hankering after a date?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Thanks Al, but no
I already have my fingers in more pies than I know how to deal with.
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

in on
ies enis'
(Bazongaloid, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Subtle.

(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

He's the Naga Chilli of comedy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Damn my manly face :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

...with clouds around it and lost satellites and space debris...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

He's so tall that I can't really hug him without being in the middle-of-the-road section on Jermy Kyle... not without a step ladder anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Nothing really
It's quite amusing when I look at things, and realise I'm not particularly awesome at anything. I say awesome, I mean mildly depressing.

On the upside, it's payday tomorrow, so that's all good!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I'm like that
A jack of all trades, master of none. The few skills I do have are mostly useless.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Cake making is not a useless skill!

(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

This, cakes are the way to Maxi's heart :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

haha we're such feeders aren't we?
I felt so bad all the way home about the poor bar staff having to clean up after us lot!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Weekend was alright
Met some folk, ate bacon and was forced to watch an incredibly dull Formula One.
On the plus side I didn't make too much of a tit out of myself, and avoided getting punched in the face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

You shoulda said, I totally would have punched you in the face.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

My weekend:
Out for dinner with the O/H on Thursday night (plus booze)
Friday involved lot's of lazing around eating junk food.
Saturday I replaced a jacket at USC (£125 winter jacket!) for a bigger size, followed by Jimmy Chung's all you can eat and a massive sesh with the lads.
Sunday agonising early bus to Glasgow to see my team getting humped, with a small helping hand from a bastard referee... Also my Celtic FC tactics blog is starting to garner some attention so I'm rather happy with that.. Could do with more comments though :(
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Here's one:
Football is gay, completely shit and indescribably tedious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Oh Monty...
Were you the fat kid picked last for sports in school?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)