It was God
telling you to come round mine later with an 8th of premium bugle and very little in the way of clothing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I got that call too....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Listen, I'm flattered and all that...
OK bring the 8th, but keep your kit on and leave by 9, alright?

After that I'm going to be 'busy', ya get me blud?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

holla

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

only an 8th?
and what would you be taking?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Ha!
You know you can only goad Monty for so long with this MASSIVE drug talk before he does actually arrive at your house. Like a long haired manifestation, replete with cognac, Colombian flake and an obvious hard-on
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

won't be that obvious if he samples his own stuff on the way round
speed dick is not a good look.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I much prefer sex not on cocaine.
This was not always the case.

Ideally:

1. Few drinks
2. sexual marathon
3. drugs and drink marathon
4. sleep marathon
5. slightly less marathonic sex
6. food marathon
7. rinse and repeat
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I really fancy eating a
Marathon Snickers now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)

define "marathon" in the context of sex
men and women often differ here!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:16, Reply)

A few hours, with a break or two in there....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

oh
oh ok. i can get on board with that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Any longer than that and people start getting injured, I've found.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

A few hours, with a break or two in there.... Until I say I'm done, bitch.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)

I'm far too charming to say anything like that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

You were somewhat charming
So I can believe this.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Is that a half marathon, or the 'full monty'?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:19, Reply)

What was I thinking?
An 8th each it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

actually
see my reply above.

you can have yours after the event.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:09, Reply)