No dinner I suspect.
I am off to pick up my styluses and two boxes of records then I am off home to play the records I have bought but not played in the past three months.

Alt: I am unable to answer this without being a name-dropping twat
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That'll be nice.
Going to have some booze or drugs this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Realistically, yes, probably :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Have a nice weekend with your daughter?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Excellent, thanks.
Took her to a God-awful working class child's party *shudders*

Bless her heart I think she found it as crass as I did, so after a while she and I buggered off upstairs away from the vulgarity and she played with the child's toys and I supervised, whilst watching the clock big time.

I was the only person to have bought the birthday girl a BOOK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I think Mein Kampf is slightly above the foundation level.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Nah it's hardly complex is it?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)

What book did you get?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

The Holocaust In Pictures.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I hope it was one of those picture books where you have to flick through the pages to see
the imagine move.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)

There's not a whole lot of moving
in the later chapters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:04, Reply)

So is this book a work of fiction or fact?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)

Fiction, obv - The Holocaust never happened, as any fule kno.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Monty I thought of you
when watching Have I Got News For You, when they were discussing about Kris Akabusi pissing on the Blue Peter tortoise
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Just as I suspected!
You are Nick Griffin and you own me a fiver!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)

this one

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

ooh, hello Monty!
*waves*
What a pleasant suprise meeting you was - I'd never guessed you'd be so attractive ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Hello (I have said hello below, too, but eff it).
It was great to meet you too. I knew you'd be as attractive as you are so no surprises for me there.

But I had no idea you'd be so SOFT-SKINNED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)

That sounds alarmingly
as though you are planning a waistcoat.

And the b3tans were a surprisingly attractive bunch I thought
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)

None more so than you

/charming
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)

They also appear to be massive liars
but thanks anyway
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Don't be a spanner.
Lusty agrees with me too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Lusty doesn't lie
she is also the only woman ever to show my beard the proper respect and awe.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)

you've met Lusty?
She was lovely :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:04, Reply)

*blushes*
*scuffs feet shyly*
And you have the most beautiful teeth m'dear!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)

*gnashes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)