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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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After my epic journey from the office I'm about to go to the gym
Then cook a lovely steak with a mushroom and white wine sauce, peas and sit down to watch masterchef.
What are you having for dinner and what are you all up to this evening?
Alt: Prodigy or Chemical Brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:25, 159 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
This evening
I'll be having a nice bath, cooking some pasta and opening a bottle of chilled white wine.

I will also be looking for a new job.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:27, Reply)
new job? explain.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)
I've said before, I'm looking for a new adventure.
Therefore, a new job is crucial!

I can't run away from all my problems staying here. I need a fresh challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)
professional beachcomber?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)
Does it pay?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:32, Reply)
good luck dude, hope you find something.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)
I'm okay 'till the end of the year, then I'm FUCKED if I don't get anything.
It's quite exciting!

(Well, end of January really)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)
Balls deep, admirable.
Any idea what you're after?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)
I'm leaving myself open to anything*
I hope that by embracing opportunitiy something interesting will open up.

*That isn't the green-light for pimp/rentboy/fluffer type comments.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:39, Reply)
You'll be on a cruise ship by march

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:40, Reply)
I am Jane MacDonald
And I award myself a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)
Going to my friends house to give his kid a drum lesson (why bother)
Then off to get stoned and play video games.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)
What video games?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)
Medal of Honour I think
I am spamming away on fallout at home and need a break.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:32, Reply)
No dinner
And this evening I will be working for once in my whole life. Then some TV.

Alt Q: neither thank you. They're both a bit dull
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)
No dinner? :O

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:30, Reply)
I know you're waiting for some money to come in, but can't someone dial you a pizza and get it delivered or something?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)
I didn't think of that
but generally I keep financial situation quiet (whatever state it's in)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Have you got nothing in at all?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:41, Reply)
I don't cook
so don't keep stuff in really. I have chocolate but I'm not a big eater of that. I also have carrots I believe, garlic mayonnaise and some diet coke thankfully
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)
Any particular reason why you don't cook and therefore have nothing in?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:48, Reply)
a) I can't cook
b) it takes time/effort
c) only one kitchen in college and it is always busy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:49, Reply)
Cooking doesn't have to be complicated.
Pasta - just add to boiling water for example, it only take a couple of minutes too.

Can you not suggest to the college they have a rota for the kitchen?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)
I might try at some point
I cook at home for family, just seems like a waste cooking for one
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)
One can be fun!
Do you have access to a freezer so you can cook things in batch and freeze/defrost as you need it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:08, Reply)
No, no freezers
I have a small fridge and a freezer big enough for an icecube tray for my G&Ts
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)
Get yourself some dry pasta and some super noodles.
You won't starve then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:15, Reply)
this is a good idea
and I shall do so
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:17, Reply)
And, as Mrs Entity says below
Things like Uncle Benns microwave rice is good too.

3 minutes in a microwave and you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)
super noodle are made of win!
And that packet flavoured rice stuff isn't too bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)
I'm not a fan of either, I'm more an As I Lay Dying fan
But apparently all the young hipsters these days like them *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)
I shall be creating shepherds pie from leftover roast lamb, drinking cider and reading yesterday's Observer.
Alt: neither.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)
What cider have you got?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Old Cunty's wank juice

Stowford Press.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)
WELL DONE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)
*Nods in approval*
As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)
Shepherds pie win

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:32, Reply)
No dinner I suspect.
I am off to pick up my styluses and two boxes of records then I am off home to play the records I have bought but not played in the past three months.

Alt: I am unable to answer this without being a name-dropping twat
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:39, Reply)
That'll be nice.
Going to have some booze or drugs this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)
Realistically, yes, probably :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)
Have a nice weekend with your daughter?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Excellent, thanks.
Took her to a God-awful working class child's party *shudders*

Bless her heart I think she found it as crass as I did, so after a while she and I buggered off upstairs away from the vulgarity and she played with the child's toys and I supervised, whilst watching the clock big time.

I was the only person to have bought the birthday girl a BOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:49, Reply)
I think Mein Kampf is slightly above the foundation level.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)
Nah it's hardly complex is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)
What book did you get?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)
The Holocaust In Pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)
I hope it was one of those picture books where you have to flick through the pages to see
the imagine move.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)
There's not a whole lot of moving
in the later chapters.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:04, Reply)
So is this book a work of fiction or fact?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)
Fiction, obv - The Holocaust never happened, as any fule kno.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)
Monty I thought of you
when watching Have I Got News For You, when they were discussing about Kris Akabusi pissing on the Blue Peter tortoise
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
Just as I suspected!
You are Nick Griffin and you own me a fiver!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)
this one

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)
ooh, hello Monty!
*waves*
What a pleasant suprise meeting you was - I'd never guessed you'd be so attractive ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:43, Reply)
Hello (I have said hello below, too, but eff it).
It was great to meet you too. I knew you'd be as attractive as you are so no surprises for me there.

But I had no idea you'd be so SOFT-SKINNED.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)
That sounds alarmingly
as though you are planning a waistcoat.

And the b3tans were a surprisingly attractive bunch I thought
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)
None more so than you

/charming
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)
They also appear to be massive liars
but thanks anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)
Don't be a spanner.
Lusty agrees with me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)
Lusty doesn't lie
she is also the only woman ever to show my beard the proper respect and awe.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)
you've met Lusty?
She was lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:04, Reply)
*blushes*
*scuffs feet shyly*
And you have the most beautiful teeth m'dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)
*gnashes*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)
Beef in beer....
(it's been in the slow cooker since 4pm) with roasted taties, butternut squash & parsnips :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:41, Reply)
God that sounds fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)
it does indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:43, Reply)
It smells pretty good :)
There'll be plenty to go round....
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)
I'll be there in ten

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)
Ten fucking what? Finish the sentence, woman.

/pethate
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Hours
if I walk it

I believe pethate is actually pet hate
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Not sure if I agree.
When spoofing autocomplete I tend to omit spaces - do you think it is wrong for me to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)
Yes Monty
strict decorum must be maintained at all times. Would you run a sentence together?

/pedanticismisawayoflife
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)
you must have enough pet's in your pet hate zoo to rival Noah.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)
I have as many pets as you have superfluous apostrophes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)
arse burger.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)
Don't you mean 'ar'se burger'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:03, Reply)
POTD
you sanctimonious fuck turtle
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:05, Reply)
OK you got me banged to right's, guv.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:08, Reply)
Right I'm off to mould the next Buddy Rich.
Adios mi amigo.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)
ten mins

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)
*Trips Amberl in the rush to get to the beery-beef*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)
I'll open the wine

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:48, Reply)
Good evening, gorgeous.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:43, Reply)
*smooshes*

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)
*unzips - in a charming way, though*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)
*is totally charmed*

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)
needs less butternut squash otherwise 8/10.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:43, Reply)
but I totally bought a Super Peeler last week
from the ideal world shopping channel (was on the poorly couch with Lurgy) so I totally need to peel all those awkward-to-peel veggies, like squash & turnip....
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)
If this afternoon
is anything to go by, I will be having a fight with the girlfriend.

Oh the joys of relationships.

Food-wise, mince.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)
Oooooh mince
/Partridge
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)
My mince is awesome
though.

Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)
recipe?
Edit: please.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)
Get some meat.

Mince and repeat.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

fight with the girlfriend.

Oh the joys of relationships.

Food-wise
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)
A lot of effort
for little reward.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)
A little effort thanks to cut & paste.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)
Think of the 'make-up' sex though!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)
Not everyone's a tranny like you, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)
*shrugs*
And?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)
Maybe his missus would be freaked out by him fully rouged up?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)
You just reminded me of the local newpaper's fuck up, once
The sign outside the newsagents read:

"Rouge drugs warning"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)
well it's the last night with the house to myself so
I've bought a slightly large local fillet steak that I'm doing with a homemade stilton sauce and homemade chips.

Should really leave the pub and go and prep it really, but this peroni's going down far to nicely!



Alt Q: prodigy
(Kip, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)
You have the perfect Monday.
Peroni is a lovely summer beer and steak and stilton is win.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)
peroni for the summer
And staropramen in the winter... may have to crack open a bottle of that ltr seeing as it's getting chilly out.
(Kip, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:14, Reply)
Chimichurri, young Jedi.
*does Kenobi hand gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)
father?

(Kip, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)
Going to a pub quiz
Not sure what to eat, may involve vegetables

Prodigy, I suppose. Saw Chemical Brothers at Glasto 98 or something. Was like watching two dudes play boring records while they flashed annoying lights in your eyes. Didn't stay long.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)
Are you a useful pub-quizzer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)
not really
since questions about photography and sci fi come up so infrequently
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)
Because in the real world, there are other things going on.
This is why.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:04, Reply)
really?
I did watch an episode of the 'the news' yesterday, although I draw the line at watching that sport bit

would be better if I knew more about rivers and lakes and 1950s actors
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)
Does your phone give you access to the web?
Well timed toilet breaks between you and your team mates could see you cheat your way to a prize.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)
don't do any of that shit
pub quizzes are a sacred tradition and should not be defiled in such a way
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)
heh heh heh
Even if the answer is on the tip of your tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)
no way!
We do a lot of grassing other people up for it, or at least making rude comments at them, so can't really do it myself.

Also, I'm pretty slow at getting it to work
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)
^this
Went to one last week and 2 18yr olds got all but one question right, interestingly they were also sat browsing on their phones the entire time too. They're being monitored this Thursday!
(Kip, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)
Is anyone else having any trouble with Skype?
it won't recognise my e-mail address or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)
trying to change my regular shower routine
maybe cook, maybe not
playing with my dog, reading, sleeeeeeeeeep
alt: prodigy, only because I know about 2 songs from the Chemical Brothers, one being the opening theme tune to Bones
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:04, Reply)
A shower routine?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:05, Reply)
I'm guessing a medley of show-tunes
followed by a spot of Al Jolson.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)
Yeah the high kicks
come after the cartwheel now
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:07, Reply)
*Jazz Hands*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
are you trying to upstage me or something? I only do ballet in the bathroom.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
you know, get up in the morning, have a shower
I'm going to have a shower after I get off work instead
trying to make sure I shave my legs every day before saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:11, Reply)
What is the advantage in this?
Surely a shower wakes you up?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)
it does, but I wait until the absolute last minute to get out of bed which allows enough time to shampoo, condition and soap myself up
not to do such nice things as shaving
so I'm trying to shower when I get home so I can shave
I want my legs to look fabulous for the pimps and hoes party, since there will be a lot of leg being shown
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)
You could, of course shower twice a day instead?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)
yeah, or three times
like, before work, after work, before bed
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)
I'm going out with my flatmateoso nnono uupupluplouploauploaduploadiuploaduploading bash pictures today, maybe tomorrow.
As she's not doing very well lately. Problem is that I'm shattered, s
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:08, Reply)
Can you please delete the one of me
where I very obviously have a massive chin?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)
Like Jimmy Hill?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)
worse
I leaned my head back and laughed and it looked like Jabba the Hutt's sister
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:12, Reply)
Oooh. Harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)
I'm having pizza and wine.
I paid my dues at the gym.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)
What pizza are you getting Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)
Extra special Margarita with added dry chilli flakes.
How did the meeting go?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)
It's done.
I'm free to leave!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)
Huzzah!
*fingers crossed now hon*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)
Question for you though.
How can a Margarita be 'extra special' it's just cheese and toms isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)
Proper mozzeralla and sundried toms on a lovely stonebaked base.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)
Three for a fiver from Tescos?
Or is it a dead-proper one?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)
Dead dead proper.
nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)
Where did you get it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)
Morrisons.
Asda do a nice one too. It's in their finest range.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)
get a pizza stone too,
Makes it so much better.
(Kip, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)
aw shit son

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)
i am walking home from work in time for
america's next top model.

as i haven't eaten ANYTHING yet today apart from a white chocolate cat, i am quite excited about dinner when i get in. i have some covent garden spicy pumpkin soup which i am going to pimp up with cheese and seeds sprinkled on top.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)
Soup doesn't seem very substantial if you've not eaten all day.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)
Soup has been proven to fill you up better than a regular meal.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)
this is a lie
soup is not a real food. Otherwise why would people drink it?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)
A nice thick pumpkin soup is more filling.
It was in a science programme ages ago about dieting and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)
You eat soup
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)
i do
it has to be in a bowl and eaten with a spoon and molten lava hot.

i couldn't drink it from a mug. no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)
Povvo food = sachet soup, that ends up all thin and watery
Christ, I think they got better in the concentration camps
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)
urgh
it stays all powdery too.

no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)
yeah, I'm totally having soup for dinner
oops, I mean flavored water
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)
good
might make my collarbones stick out
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)
Prodigy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
As the missus pointed out earlier
Beef in beer.

Alt: dunno, but I met the Prodigy's tour manager in a pub in Alnmouth a few years back while I was having a pint with Legless.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

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