Ooh, can I DJ too?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You can wear what you like.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

*holds up 'NO SADCORE' sign*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Of course not, you fruit.
When I play out it's breaks.

Though you and I probably have very different ideas as to what a 'breaks record' is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I am very good mates with the Plump DJs you oaf.
Lee and I go back decades. They're 'breaks', non?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Oui
Though, and I mean this respectfully, the Plumps are no longer the leading lights of the sound.

Shall we play breaks for Blousie?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I have none on vinyl.
I'm sure they aren't - but I got the genre right though, didn't I?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

You did.
What year do your records go up to though?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Hip hop 1979 up to the early 2000s
Rock'n'roll mid 50s-early 60s
Acid and rave 88-92 (plus a few hours of early jungle up to maybe mid-90s)
Garage punk 1964-6
US Punk '72-75
Psychedelia/Freakbeat '66-'70
Classic Rock '70-'75
oh and hardcore funk '70-'77-ish
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Aight. We could tie that up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Quite seriously
If you're any good I could probably get you something in Leeds.

My Sister's partner is Biff, who DJ's in The Wardrobe, Northbar, Sandanista etc..
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Interesting.
Were you talking to me or to Monty there?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Either
Gaz me. Biff is fairly well known.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

The Wardrobe does indeed seem to be the kind of place that Monty's style would go down rather well at.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I have manfully suppressed the desire
to make a shit joke about 'DJing in The Wardrobe' and 'coming out of the closet' and I think I deserve some credit for this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

*pats on the back*
one step at a time Monty, one step at a time.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I think you need to know The Wardrobe
Best club in the North. End of.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

If I ever go to The North I shall give it a go.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Found this link
www.thewardrobe.co.uk/

Worth it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)