Right, now stop and re-read that.
Could you possibly have maybe sounded a LITTLE less like an experienced nonce in the last sentence? maybe just a touch?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes I could
If I'd said under-average teenage girl. Bearing in mind that the teenage years run from 13 to 19, only 3 of those 7 ages are jailbait. So the AVERAGE teenage girl is 16 and a half.

And therefore not punishable by hard time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Your honour.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Hahahahaa precisely what I was thinking
Tripped off the tongue a little bit too easily to have been unrehearsed I'd say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Could you not choose to believe
that I'm actually clever enough to have thought of that on the spot?

I'll get my coat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

"I knew she was a teenager and statisically she was therefore more likely to be legal than not"
"so with the maths on my side I felt no need to clarify further"

The Gaussian defence.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

+unless her Dad walks in on you

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

it's ok
he's a well-known gay so the little girls aren't in danger
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)