If I had to get up and go to a shop at 2am and found someone there
I would cunt them in the fuck and tell them to have the decency to burgle people at a reasonable hour as some people aren't thieving cuntbags and have to GET UP IN THE MORNING
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I wish I was hard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

You are: 'hard in the boys' showers'.
Why is never a male B3tan who unwittingly sets themselves up for this gag?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Surely they would never be so daft

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Have you seen these idiots?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

What was I thinking?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I'd like to think I would do this
but in reality I think I would squeak and run away
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah nice work 'Wolverine'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Playing dead is one of nature's greatest survival tools.
I would do that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)