I doubt they fart only when you're there

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

She ate a bag of dogfood in one go
like 10Kgs worth
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

yeesh!
crazy bitch
my dog could probably do the same, tbh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Be glad it was just farts
I'm surprised she didn't fucking explode!
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)

She burns it off by headbutting crotches

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

is that a legitimate way to lose weight?
I may have to try that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Its worth a try
though I did mange to give a person a headfuck today
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

woah woah woah
don't need to know about your sex life, pal
j/k j/k
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Its not like that I blew the mind of a stupid person

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

go on, do tell

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

There was a girl promoting the new style marlboros in the shop
so she was offering them for 4.75 a pack. So I gave her a fiver, and she couldn't work out how much change to give. So she pulled out a handful of change and tried to give me 60p because she didn't have any 5p coins. So I gave her a extra 5p coin and told her to give me another 20p.

She looked at me like I was trying to scam her and then to the other shop assistant who assured her that my maths were correct. I left at that point while she still was counting her change and making a 'deer int he hedlights' face.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

hahahahaha what sort of marlboros?
we've just gotten marlboro skyline, they're ming
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

marlbro bright leaf

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

are they menthol?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

hi-tar

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

loves it

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Dunno
It would take a lot to make me switch from lucky strikes.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Blended for the UK market apprently

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)