Evening
Having a nice Wednesday?

Where is everyone?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:01, 208 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Watching "V".
There's a possibility it's completely shit but for some reason I can't stop watching it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

If you enjoy it, what's the issue?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

It's a kebab for the brain
so good, yet it's slowly killing your mind.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I'm playing with my new notebook.
It's ace so far. Just deleting the crap off it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Did you get it off that bloke who worked for Battered?
Have you got it online yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Haha!
It was so easy to sort out the wireless connection and get on-line. I just need to get another Kaspersky disc for security and I'm good to go.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

What will you be using your notebook for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Horse porn mainly.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

filth

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Do you like horses that are hung like donkeys best?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I prefer fillies.
Lezzie horse porn ftw.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Do they seduce each other with sugar-lumps?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Seduce? It's a bit more hardcore than that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)

There must be some sort of storyline.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Not really.
Two horses meet in a field and they're under starters orders for various equine depravity.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Links?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Find your own horse porn sunshine.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Well where do I look?
I've Googled 'Horse Porn, the type that Blousie likes' and there were four-hundred billion matches.

Can you be more specific.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Try pornstable.com

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

*Bookmarks*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

They hoof each other in the horsebox.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

I sold her the one with all the porn on it
I have fucked up. Went all the way to Sutton for a meeting this evening only to find out it is tomorrow. Meh.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

You arse.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

D'oh!
Any word from the Old Bill yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

No. They said it would take up to 8 weeks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Then they'll lose the laptop.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Thanks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Sorry. But they will.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

I suspect you are correct. I have my pint now so am happier.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

You still on the Stowford?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Aspalls tonight.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Gutted
still though, you don't have to wait til 11pm to have a drink now, right?
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Correct!
I am on the train now and will be in my local in around 11 minutes and 25 seconds. Aspells tonight I think.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Mmm.
their Suffolk Blush (I think it's called) is lovely. I had it at Latitude festival, and it's just not the same out of a bottle bought in sainsburys :(
EDIT - Peronelle's blush apparently.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I'm here, as ever
I have cake and a book, and am pretty much content. Hows your cold, Jeff?
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I'm dead snotty.
And feel rotten.

However, on balance, I'd be well enough to send a text-message if I needed to.

What sort of cake do you have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

There's alot of that going around lately

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

Cake?

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

I like cake.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Good!
I don't trust men who don't like cake.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Battenburg?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Probably.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

I like most cake.
I can't think of any cake I DON'T like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

My favorite is vanilla cheesecake.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Does Key Lime Pie count?
It's got all the attributes of cake but it's called pie.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

I've never tried it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Sounds good though.
Because it's DESERT! (Or 'afters' if you're poor).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Or "pudding" if you were raised properly

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Or 'dessert' if you can spell

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Better than sex
(well it is at the moment anyway...)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

I have come to the conclusion that nothing is better than sex.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I've got nothing instead of sex
Not the same, is it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Not really.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

So it's me and the Key Lime Pie then
They don't have a sex counter at Sainsbury's.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

They should.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Morrison's HQ is on my way to work
I might call in one morning and suggest it.

Although Morrison's Supervalue sex doesn't sound appealling.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Supervalue sex
this reminds me of something that happened to a mate of mine - he was walking home from the busstop when he was offered some 'business'; he wasn't interested but the woman was quite persistent. Eventually he told her 'look, I don't even have enough money for the bus, that's why I'm walking', she asked him how much he had and he said 'About £1.50' and she said 'Well, I'm sure we could come to some arrangement...'

EWW.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Hmm..
A friend of mine is an estate agent. They'd let a house out to what they thought was a respectable guy but started getting a lot of complaints from neighbours about "activities".

He went round to check and found that three fat toothless grandmas were operating a knocking shop there, and they offered him free sex for ever if he didn't evict them.

He evicted them.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Before or after the free sex?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Who'd pass up a freebie toothless nosh?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

He's got an eye for a bargain
He may well have had a go first.

And let's face it, who amongst us can claim a foursome with three fat grannies? Unless Peter Stringfellow posts on here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Wayne Rooney might have had a go.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

That's a point
He's stupid enough.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I got one of those once
Couldn't finish it, unusually for cake it had way too much sugar in it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Illness

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Heh. Thanks for that
He still hasn't bloody texted. I was toying with the idea with asking him if he was feeling better if I hadn't heard from him by tomorrow lunchtime, but I will remain resolute. Or try...he really was rather scrummy.
I have something which rather hilariously calls itself a 'lovetub'. It's chocolate, with extra chocolate and a side helping of chocolate, and it's making me feel much better.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Has your actual boyfriend texted you in the last couple of days?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Of course
I know it's not my phone eating texts, it's just a stupid boy being a stupid boy.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

:(
When are you next seeing him?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Which one?
I'll see the boyf over the weekend I would imagine, and I haven't rearranged to see cute man because he hasn't bloody gotten in touch since cancelling.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

You'll be extra nice to the boyfriend this weekend I'd imagine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

I'm always nice to him
although I guess you could argue that seeing another man for drinks isn't the most pleasant thing I could be doing..
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Well if he doesn't know about it, it doesn't matter.
Probably.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I was enjoying my book and my cake
and now I feel all conflicted and guilty. Again.
Cheers for that.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Sorry berk.
What book are you reading and what cake do you have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
and some chocolate-y gooey thing.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

That sounds just the ticket.
Is it a choose-your-own-adventure with Sherlock?

(Or is it slightly more grown-up than that?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

No, it's the original Conan Doyle
(by choose your own I assume you mean 'such and such has happened, to do 'x' turn to page 'y'?)
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Pfft
See, now you've lost interest and all.
*sigh*
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

No I haven't!
And yes, I did mean 'turn to page 'x' or 'y'!

Have you got a drink to go with your book and cake?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Yeah
lemsip :(
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

You've got the lurgy too?
Bad times.

Is it a head-cold or a chesty cough?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

A little of column A, a little of column B
I'm not dying but it's enough to make me grumpy.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Is you texting finger still working?
(This is how all colds will be judged in the future).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Mine's fine
apparently it only breaks if you have a Y chromosome and a cold at the same time.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)

No, my texting finger is working fine.
And I'm ILL. ILL I tells ya.

I'm off the tabs and everything.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Yes, well
pardon me if I'm wrong, but you are not a hot, arrogant young man - you're old enough to have learned some manners and text etiquette, for starters.
Quit smoking? Jesus, is it a cold you've got or TB?
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

For fucks sake!
Kick me when I'm down.

I'm 36 and ILL. At my time of life this could be fatal.

And I am hot. Although that is down to me having a temperature, no other reason.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Well 36 is older than 28
and old enough, like I say, to have learned some damn manners, which apparently hot boy has not.
Are you sure you won't come to the Bristol bash? :P
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

We'll see.
I have told Blousie that if I'm around I'll have lunch with her before the bash, so it's a possibility.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

you need one of them those neti pots

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

What is a neti-pot?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

some sort of genie lamp you use to pour saline into your nose and it drains the snotty out the other side

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

That sounds so far beyond rank
I'll stick to tissues and a bit of a chafe-y nose, cheers.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

haha I've heard it works really well though
I haven't tried it yet, what with my gag reflex exploding anytime I see snot
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Pol Pot's sister?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Im considering going on IRC because OT has been dead until you showed up

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Well you could have dipped your toe in the new-thread water.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

I got distracted by a Demotivator

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Is that a black dude in day-glow colours who ges people exercising in a morning?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

No thats a Motivator
I miss him.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

He was a mad as a box of angry frogs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Thats why I miss him

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Remember Mad Lizzie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)

nope

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Mad Lizzie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vMJMw19iyk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Oh my
that's a lot of teeth.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

I'm nomming cadbury eclairs and watching masterchef WIN
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

Oh hai TGB.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

hey you sexy bastard

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

I can see him blushing right now.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

I'm amazed she's still talking to me.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Why? What did you do to her?

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post937069
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

ha i hadnt seen that
I hope you enjoyed the time you had with all your appendages
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!
I love it. She's a good sport is our Badger. Just keep your back to the wall the next time you meet her.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

nah, wednesday sucks
totally at work
still, only 2 hours to go
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

What will you do when you get home?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

^ Shower and a leg-shave in my guess.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

haha didn't get to do it last night either!
roommates bro was sitting outside when I got home yesterday and I had to let him in and entertain him until she got home
then we drank
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

play with my dog and try to pretend I don't want the earth to swallow me up

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

What kind of dog do you have?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)

black lab/pitbull mix

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Christ, no wonder she's daft

(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

but she's very pretty

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I was at home last weekend,
My parents dog didn't stop farting for three days
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

I doubt they fart only when you're there

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

She ate a bag of dogfood in one go
like 10Kgs worth
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

yeesh!
crazy bitch
my dog could probably do the same, tbh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Be glad it was just farts
I'm surprised she didn't fucking explode!
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)

She burns it off by headbutting crotches

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

is that a legitimate way to lose weight?
I may have to try that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Its worth a try
though I did mange to give a person a headfuck today
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

woah woah woah
don't need to know about your sex life, pal
j/k j/k
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Its not like that I blew the mind of a stupid person

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

go on, do tell

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

There was a girl promoting the new style marlboros in the shop
so she was offering them for 4.75 a pack. So I gave her a fiver, and she couldn't work out how much change to give. So she pulled out a handful of change and tried to give me 60p because she didn't have any 5p coins. So I gave her a extra 5p coin and told her to give me another 20p.

She looked at me like I was trying to scam her and then to the other shop assistant who assured her that my maths were correct. I left at that point while she still was counting her change and making a 'deer int he hedlights' face.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

hahahahaha what sort of marlboros?
we've just gotten marlboro skyline, they're ming
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

marlbro bright leaf

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

are they menthol?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

hi-tar

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

loves it

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Dunno
It would take a lot to make me switch from lucky strikes.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Blended for the UK market apprently

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

Why do you want the earth to swallow you up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

just a bad day :):):):)

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

And you've still got 2 hours of work to go.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)

are you trying to say that it could totally get worse in the next hour and a half?
cause I'd believe you if that's what you were trying to say.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

What's gone wrong?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I just bit my tongue
lololol
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Oooh.
Once of those days.

What is it you do for a crust?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

work in a garage *flexes guns*

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)

In what capacity do you do garage-stuff?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)

changing of the oil, the changing of tires, the emptying of trash, the sorting of paper work, the making of kool aid

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Cool.
You are a Kwik-Fit-Fitter!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBx6IjYrN1I

I hope that is EXACTLY how your working day is.

(What is Kool aid?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

yes, that is EXACTLY how my day goes!
kool aid is a powder drink mix marketed toward children
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

You can't get better than a Kool Aid mixer!
*I want to find our more about Kool aid*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

OH YEAH

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
*massive fives*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

*fives*

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

You can get it in the UK
Oi! K. What is the best flavour? Crystal Light or Hawaiian Punch?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

What is the hahahaha for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:05, Reply)

She's finally lost it.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I think shes off showing the kwickfit vid to her workmates

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I hope so.
Kristine was mad for Aggadoo the other week too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Is there a anglophile 80's revival in the states?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

No.
Someone made a black-lace comment the other day, K didn't understand it so I posted a link to Aggadoo!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

neither hawaiian punch or crystal light are kool aid
they are their own brands
if you buy crystal light I'll have to punch you in the crunt sack
it's a pansy women's drink for dieters
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

I'm guessing the American versions of the drink
Are full of chemicals that are banned over here!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

damn the nanny state

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

It might be for the best though.
They could be horrible additives.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Mikeyboy bought some over the internet
maybe you're just a spacker
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I am a spacker.
This isn't news.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I went to the hopsital today to get some treatment done, and the nurse who did my canualtion gave me a kiss and hug after her shift 'cus I got her a small bar of chocolate from Marks.
She was really good actually, honestly didn't even feel it go in*, but I did have EMLA cream on, but even with that stuff I normally feel something. We were talking about my job, and she said "You must be quite rich then, wanna get married" so I did my patented lick-devil-horn-fingers-brush-down-eyebrows-finger-gun-and-wink and said she was a front runner for the possiton at the moment. I also called her "My big black suga mama" and the whole room started laughing.

I also HUBBER HUBBER'd over another young nurse who had amazing hair, a young black girl from tooting who likes chinese food, normally I don't find black girls attractive-for-me, but she was so kind and sweet with amazing hair and complextion that I thought she was quite cute.

Then there was my regular object of my affections when I'm there, the secutairy for the department, who I always keep on meaning to ask out, but never do.

* THATS WHAT SHE SAID
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

gonz you stud muffin

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

OFFICAL MADAMSHIP OF ENABLEISATION OF ALL MATTERS HEART RELATED @ G'Tek Ind.
But you know what? I'm not even thinking along the lines of sorting myself out a misses at the moment, if it happens, then great, but I'm just so content with the way the rest of life is panning out that I can ignore that defficancy and still get along nicely; at least for now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

woo!
I'm looking forward to sushi I've never had it before
OMGWTFINOEZRITE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I think you'd love it, there are some bits you won't like, same as with every cuiseen, but I'll stear you towards my absolute faves.
Some of the things, like Soft Shell Crab Tempora, you have to get around a mental block of eating shell, but it tastes awesome and the textures are great too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

That's a good place to be, right there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Yup, deffo !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I am chuffed to bits for you Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

=DDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

how do you keep up with all these girls, darling?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I use the the nuke tactic, you aim at an area and hit on everyone in there in the hope you get the one you want.
Always best to aim in the general direction of someone hawt though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

oh, that's a fabulous plan, never thought of that one
I may use that this weekend at the pimps and hoes party.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Aim at one, and you might hit one of his fit mates while you're there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

hahahaha actually the only one I want to hit on won't be there
he'll be somewhere else
still, he's in love with my friend, and his friend is in love with my roommate, who is gay
yay, love triangle
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Better than a lust rhombus

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Top medical flirting there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I really got a thing for NHS staff.
It's not a sexy-nurse-uniform thing, but more of a caring kind kind of thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

don't let Chompy hear you say that
he'll turn his rape-o-vision on you

your post there is as good as consent in his eyes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I'll be honest, if I was a chick, I'd totally let him nosh me out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

woah
O_O
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

I am a chick
and I really don't think I would...
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Each to there own Berk.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Heh, I donno why I said that to be honest.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Bendegedig diolch.
Arsenal give me the horn.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I found a man u club towel for sale at the dollar store one day
it said towel but it was more of a bandana
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Buy it, shit on it, burn it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

I PAID A DOLLAR FOR THAT
are you crazy or something?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

What a waste of money. Give it to the dog to chew up.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

!
meanie
I don't even watch football so I could care less, just thought it was funny, I don't even know where it is right now
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Jesus saw your post, snuck in, had a wank, wiped his righteous bellend on it and sent it to hell.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Go Go Jesus RoboArm!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

He ejaculated for your sins

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)