Well if he doesn't know about it, it doesn't matter.
Probably.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was enjoying my book and my cake
and now I feel all conflicted and guilty. Again.
Cheers for that.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Sorry berk.
What book are you reading and what cake do you have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
and some chocolate-y gooey thing.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

That sounds just the ticket.
Is it a choose-your-own-adventure with Sherlock?

(Or is it slightly more grown-up than that?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

No, it's the original Conan Doyle
(by choose your own I assume you mean 'such and such has happened, to do 'x' turn to page 'y'?)
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Pfft
See, now you've lost interest and all.
*sigh*
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

No I haven't!
And yes, I did mean 'turn to page 'x' or 'y'!

Have you got a drink to go with your book and cake?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Yeah
lemsip :(
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

You've got the lurgy too?
Bad times.

Is it a head-cold or a chesty cough?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

A little of column A, a little of column B
I'm not dying but it's enough to make me grumpy.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Is you texting finger still working?
(This is how all colds will be judged in the future).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Mine's fine
apparently it only breaks if you have a Y chromosome and a cold at the same time.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)

No, my texting finger is working fine.
And I'm ILL. ILL I tells ya.

I'm off the tabs and everything.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Yes, well
pardon me if I'm wrong, but you are not a hot, arrogant young man - you're old enough to have learned some manners and text etiquette, for starters.
Quit smoking? Jesus, is it a cold you've got or TB?
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

For fucks sake!
Kick me when I'm down.

I'm 36 and ILL. At my time of life this could be fatal.

And I am hot. Although that is down to me having a temperature, no other reason.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Well 36 is older than 28
and old enough, like I say, to have learned some damn manners, which apparently hot boy has not.
Are you sure you won't come to the Bristol bash? :P
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

We'll see.
I have told Blousie that if I'm around I'll have lunch with her before the bash, so it's a possibility.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)