Hmm..
A friend of mine is an estate agent. They'd let a house out to what they thought was a respectable guy but started getting a lot of complaints from neighbours about "activities".

He went round to check and found that three fat toothless grandmas were operating a knocking shop there, and they offered him free sex for ever if he didn't evict them.

He evicted them.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Before or after the free sex?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Who'd pass up a freebie toothless nosh?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

He's got an eye for a bargain
He may well have had a go first.

And let's face it, who amongst us can claim a foursome with three fat grannies? Unless Peter Stringfellow posts on here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Wayne Rooney might have had a go.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

That's a point
He's stupid enough.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)