I'd like to head back five or six thousand years and integrate with some of the emergent societies
like the south Americans or the middle Easterns. I'd like to think my rudimentary knowledge of astronomy, cartography, physics and engineering would stand me in good stead and elevate me to high society. I'd invent the six-string guitar and woo pretty Egyptian girls with songs Jon Bon Jovi I'd written. I'd make hula-hoops and be the world's first and only hula-hoop millionaire. I'd explain earthquakes and develop Copernicus's my theory of heliocentrism and describe the motions of the planets to the awe of the people. I'd be lauded as a seer and fed fresh fruit by fair maidens. And I'd probably just sit around wanking a lot, you know.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

All that might be possible.
Or you'd be burned for a witch within 5 minutes of showing up.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

or cooked, b uggered and eaten, Not in that order probably.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)