Let's have some order now shall we. One, Two, Three and please all sit on the carpet with your legs crossed.
I would like to be a cowboy/gunslinger in the wild west. What exciting persona from past times would like you to try out?

Alt Q: What the hell happened today in my abscence? who is this Baldmonkey autism?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:49, 151 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

KRKRKRKRKRKRKRKKKKRR yeah hold on dave KKRKRKRKKR I can just about hear you now

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

HELLO NOEL HOW ARE YOU DOING DARLING?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Wonderful thanks dave.
Did you break yourself last night?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Not quite.
Ended up a very long way from home, though. Had a nice cuddle with one of my friends though, which was lovely. How are things?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Nice.
Half of me wants to say things are brilliant while the other half wants to go and walk until sunrise.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Nice image that
Walking at night, underrated
( zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

It's fucking brilliant.
Moon's only few degrees high at the mo, maybe later.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Hey hey hey.
Baldmonkey is so much bigger than you. He's bigger than all of us.
I'm still heavier though
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I saw he was old timer but assumed he must have gone a bit nuts? I've ignored because I can't stand the mess.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

He's always nuts. And VERY WITTY.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

unignored on your say so. With great punches comes great responsibilty.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Baldmonkey's a proper old skool autist
I leave him un-ignored due to his occasional bouts of extreme wit.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I've only got one guy on ignore, that train-driver dude
because he was intensely dull.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Who was that?
I vaguely remember something of it, but can't think what. I don't think he liked me though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

He posted saying "I've got to leave b3ta"
all enigmatic like, then came back the next day with "Oh hai b3ta etc etc". Attention-seeking prick.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Where's the proof Noel?
You know how these things work around here.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

I think that was Coopsweb.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

That's the chappie.
EG: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post729777
AND: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post729836
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I have nobody on ignore and have a had a decent gaz exchange this evening with one person I was contemplating ignoring

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

One of the talkers?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I think they spread themselves broader than that so to speak.
I was pleasantly surprised by the civility
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

People seem different one on one...

( zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Generally a good bunch, this rivalry amuses me and pisses me off in equal measure.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

There we go
Thank thee.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I had to take that cunt off ignore to find that, I hope you appreciate it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I honestly do
Partly because I'm feeling lazy tonight. I was also feeling reminiscent, and remembering the first day we got OT to play with.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

by christ that was dull.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Would like to say an explorer, or something like a Templar
Both cool
( zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Speaking of autists
Some of these genius kids on channel 4 are more than a little bit on the strange side.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Yeah a bit freaky

( zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I'd like to see what it was like
in medieval times, or be a druid or summat. Chances are I'd be a buboe-ridden pleb though. It wasn't so nice back then.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

That's why I say Templar
Interesting time and get to see what happened back then.
And the chance to be a knight is cool
( zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

gunslinger, ranger or sheriff.
Would be awesome.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Hang on Bobby.
You've ripped this off from a Simpsons episode.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Well no, it's a culmination of reading the Dark Tower again, fallout new vegas coming out
and me buying new cowboy boots.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Brokeback.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

I'm liking that idea
When you come back from the past tell me what it was like. As long as you don't get riddled with lead which was a bit of an occupational hazard for those coves.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I have a quick hand and a big iron on my hip.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Can you nip round and do my shirts then?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

ba dum tshshshshshshsh

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Like one of the 3 amigos?

( zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Have you been watching Pillars Of The Earth on Channel 4?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Don't have a tv license
thus, no tv. The book is one of my favourites though, and I was worried they would have fucked up the adaptation horribly. Is it any good?
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

X2 for good bookage

( zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

I haven't read the book (yet). I think it's quite good. you can probably watch it online. First episode is long though - I got through two bottles of wine watching it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Read the book
do it now. It's brilliant. (but huge)
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Yup, read it in junior school
For the sex scenes...
But a good book
( zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I am just about to get a Kindle so will download it on to that.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Those do look quite nice
Though I'll stick to the library...
( zulu eh?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Nearest library to us is quite far away, haven't got room in the flat for any more books and ebooks seem to be cheaper too

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

The selection on Ibooks is fucking embarrassing.
But I don't think I can get others on my iphone without doing some dodgy shit. (Not sucking off a sailor)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

(not ) +again because I enjoy it so much
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

was that worth the effort?
Be honest with yourself now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

No. Not at all.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

hahahha
nice touch.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)

I am getting off the internet now to watch question time and to drink more booze.
Enjoy your evening.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

nos da

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I would like to be an alchemist
Turning base metal into cash from gullible twits.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I hold before me, a nugget of pure greeeeen

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

My life is strewn with cow pats from the Devils own satanic herd.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

I wonder if Monty likes Blackadder?
I reckon secretly he does but would never admit it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I think Mr Bean is more his level.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

LOL

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

www.cashforgold.com
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

click

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

An IWW organiser
I've just got in and was wondering about this rash of 1,000,000 nonsense.

It's still not been adequately explained but if the protagonist is a respected long time retard I suppose that's acceptable.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

It's a load of bollocks
I have ignored him because it was messing up my screen.
If Bobby did it he'd get fucking slaughtered but this baldmary does it and everyone's like "yeah but he's normally funny so it's ok!"
Ring-licking.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

You deal out the rough justice!
You'll put him back in his place.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

His place is on 'ignore'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Hello Miss Hair of the Year, every year.
What's new? If you're not gonna join me on the ranch what are you gonna do?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

I'd be a star of Vaudeville

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

googling now you intellectual butt monkey
Liking this vaudeville stuff.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

This is a winner, I think
I would have loved to be around when all that was happening.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

It still is
But these days we call it "X Factor."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Sod off
That tripe isn't as versatile as vaudeville
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Quite so.
In the wild west, they didn't vote you off. They tarred and feathered you if you were rubbish.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

The principle is similar
The only reason it's not as versatile, or varied, or inspiring of true talent is that there is such a "wealth" of mass media available to the jaded masses now.

In the real days of Vaudeville (which I guess were probably 1850-1914 ish) it served roughly the same purpose and demographic as X Factor et al do now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

You disgust me
X factor is shite of the highest order.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I'm not expecting to win this arguement
But I might score a point or two.

The greatest vaudeville acts were hand selected by the promoters because they knew that a big name on the billboards brought them revenue.

I don't suppose the likes of Marie Lloyd wrote or even selected their own material; it was a marriage of what the best promoters felt was the most lucrative stuff and acts.

So now we're getting closer to X Factor, aren't we?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

You had to be moderately talented though
and not just a fame hungry wannabe.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

As much as it pains me to say it
quite a few of the hundred or so that get through to the latter stages are talented. Unfortunately they're then bent and twisted through the Syco/ITV1 machine and moulded to a template and have all discernible natural talent squeezed out of them until they fit the desired model.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Oh, I agree that the ones that get to the final few stages
can sing. But only a certain type of person goes on that program, and it's those who have a greater desire to be famous than they do a great singer. And, like you say, any individuality they might have had is mangled out of them to become 'chart stars' who will inevitably sink without a trace after their first album has been released, cynically in time for the Christmas market.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Again, a good point
There are so many wannabes that they are expendable and their handlers can exploit them cynically, as you put it. It's almost analogous with factory farming - milk 'em to death, wring their necks and bring on the next batch.

Whether there were queues round the block to audition for vaudeville acts is unknown to us. I suspect there were wannabes then, but not with the same assumption that they were indelibly destined for superstardom.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

That's a valid point
And the cult of stardom has been brought to us primarily by television.

I think my overriding point is that the strata of entertainment that is most popular has always been manipulated by the promoters and producers of entertainment.

Perhaps we are starry-eyed to think that true talent has always emerged fully formed for our delight. It's always been manouvered into place. How many Norma-Jean Bakers got passed over before Marilyn Monroe got plucked from Turd City, Oklahoma (or wherever?)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

It's not an argument.
who would you rather watch, one of the bottom feeders from X fuckter, or Roota, taking off Marline Dietrich singing "See what the boys in the back room will have."

No contest.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I love you
I would also sing Final Act by Deaf School while showing my drawers
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I'll have to google that one.
;)
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Please download original version.
The video version is recent and Bette's all old and it's not good.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

Just saw the top one on You tube,
I'll check the original out tomorrow.

G'night Toots.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Nightol

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

I'd like to head back five or six thousand years and integrate with some of the emergent societies
like the south Americans or the middle Easterns. I'd like to think my rudimentary knowledge of astronomy, cartography, physics and engineering would stand me in good stead and elevate me to high society. I'd invent the six-string guitar and woo pretty Egyptian girls with songs Jon Bon Jovi I'd written. I'd make hula-hoops and be the world's first and only hula-hoop millionaire. I'd explain earthquakes and develop Copernicus's my theory of heliocentrism and describe the motions of the planets to the awe of the people. I'd be lauded as a seer and fed fresh fruit by fair maidens. And I'd probably just sit around wanking a lot, you know.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

All that might be possible.
Or you'd be burned for a witch within 5 minutes of showing up.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

or cooked, b uggered and eaten, Not in that order probably.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I'd like to be one of the first astronauts.
actually no I wouldn't, that'd be horrible. I hate heights.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Surely there's a point where it goes beyond "heights" and into "wow"?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)

There's really very little need to be scared of heights
You're unlikely to be high enough off the ground that you would still be conscious at ground level if you were to fall in any sort of dangerous situation.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)

That's re-assuring.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)

I think it is
Also, things that take you up high are generally pretty safe, so it's generally fine.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

no it's not the conscious at ground level bit from falling i'm worried about
it's knowing that I'll hit the ground in the first place. I really have trouble with them, they make me all dizzy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

I love being up high
Especially in planes, 'cause you can see so much. My favourite thing is seeing other people panic during turbulence.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

I really don't like flying.
The flights to and from the UK are the parts I'm dreading the most.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

I was going to say.
Aren't you jumping on a plane for 20 hours soon!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

it's either take a 20 hour flight or a 3 week boat.
can't be fucked to spend 3 weeks on a boat in the ocean, so I chose the flight. Valium will be used.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

You'll be fine.
Don't worry about it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Either that or the plane'll explode somewhere over Asia
And you won't have to worry about it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Right now, you're not on my favourite people List Podders.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)

I'm just realistic
And an engineer.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

logically I know that there is very little chance of the plane exploding over asia or that turbulance will bring it out of the air.
I just really loathe being in the plane when turbulance happens.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Did you know planes sometimes drop a couple of thousand feet during turbulence
It's quite interesting actually.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Yes
Because it's happened to me once and it wasn't funny.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Quite funny
And interesting in terms of air travel phenomena.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

You're not helping mate.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

It's just educating you in the facts
It's not dangerous at all really.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Dr Gillian McKeith
Would have had a field day examining peoples trousers when we finally landed in Newark.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

I was once flying back from Bristol with someone who hated flying
I was half asleep, and they kept bothering me to ask how I could possibly sleep on a plane, 'cause it was so scary.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Apart from that one
I'm not scared of flying per se.

I'm just hyperactive. I can't sit in one place for twenty minutes, let alone twenty hours.

I can manage Chicago, which is eight hours or thereabouts, but anything over that time has me gnawing my limbs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

You're a braver one than me
It's the thought of spending a day on a plane that finally dissuaded me from being in Brisbane on November 25th.

How yer doing anyway? Long time no speak.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I'm mostly allright.
wretchedly poorly at the moment, but have exams starting on monday so still studying madly and hoping I get better.

You?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Yeah!
Single again, and redundant from the job that used to mean that me and you were the only people alive at 06.00 on Sunday mornings.

If that sounds negative - it is, but I'm not.

How many exams?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

four.
maths on monday/wednesday, psychology on thursday, then chemistry the following thursday.

sorry to hear about the singleness and the redundancy. How long's that been going on then?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Don't be sorry - I'm not
Out of interest, what do you call these exams?

They'd be called "A" levels here - it's the intermediate grade between high school and University - am I right?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

they're vce exams.
and yeah, they calculate the rankings of people against everybody else in the state so they can work out who gets into what uni. You have to do a minimum of five subjects to get in. I did 6 over two years, cos I haven't been well enough for a full workload.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Not quite the same as our system then
So if your results dictate which University you go to, are Universities ranked in order of ability?

I'm always curious about these things.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)

you lot really need this board, you can't cut it on normal b3ta, never made a good picture and can't deal with banter

( mongychops, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)

try us butt baby x smooches

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

You are not wrong Mongy
/Talk is like a load of people shouting at each other across a crowded pub.

/OT you at least can hear the conversation.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)

it's a shame tho, if only you realised that this is an open forum and content is changed by yourselves then you could chat anywhere

( mongychops, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Shit is that was this is ?
...have been looking for the checkout now button for hours...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Please don't base your impressions of all of us on Bobby
Some of us know how to write properly and everything.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)

KRKRKRKRKRKRKKRKRKR dave is that you dave KRKRKRKKRKRKR

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I still don't get this
but I fucking love it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

I think it is a reference to Hal in 2001 a space oddesy

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

definitely won't know it then
but thanks for the heads up.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

You were, what, 7 in 2001?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:10, Reply)

96, 96, have you gone inside and asked for Lorain? Yes 96, I know it's raining.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

oh Mongy!
I've missed our playful banter! You still waking up on the wrong side of bed most day Mr Grumpy-Pants?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

yeah, fuck off

( mongychops, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

awww sweetie,
come here, I'll give you a hug and we can talk about your many issues.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

i can honestly say that it is this osrt of shit on the internet that is not needed
i do not know you, you do not know me, i like it that way, i will not pander to you, i will not court your responses, thanks
( mongychops, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

*reels in fishing line*
OH YES! hook, line and sinker!
thank you!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)

shall i post that gaz you sent me ? that was epic

( mongychops, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)

I thought
you didn't know each other...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

i'm not sure a gaz means you know someone?

( mongychops, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)

It implies some form
of communication, but let's not split hairs...anyway...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

anyway? what are you expecting?

( mongychops, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)

bumhole!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:56, Reply)

not for you consumer tedious

( mongychops, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)

I'm starting to quite like this mongychops character

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)

i'm so glad, it is a joy to be accepted by you

( mongychops, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)

round my brothers - his girlfriends dad just died
gonna get Bobby drunk.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Bad luck fella. Hope it's not too shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)