Brilliant.
Where have you been?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Drinking.
Got home at about ten, posted nonsense in a thread below and carried on drinking.

Captain Scarlet was wrong - I AM invincible.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:40, Reply)

Good effort.
You seem quite coherent. Are you sure you've been trying hard enough to get drunk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:44, Reply)

You'll note a huge time lapse between posts
I am absolutely punctillious in all respects of grammar and syntax whilst under the influence but it takes an immense amount of effort to maintain this high standard.

And I've dug Machinehead out of the CD cabinet.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:48, Reply)

What were you drinking this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:49, Reply)

Domestos

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:50, Reply)

Does that make your poo come out white?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:51, Reply)

99.9% CLEAN

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)

RIght under yer rim.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:53, Reply)

Brilliant

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:56, Reply)

Possibly
To the dismay of my friends I'm a wine drinker.

I'd love to say that I've been scoffing a good Aigle Chablis, but that would bankrupt me in short order.

So I've been on a very acceptable Californian Pinot Grigiot.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:55, Reply)

Well you enjoy your hangover. I'm going to bed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:57, Reply)

Off you go
It's my weekend.

Do I now have a whole B3TA all to myself?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:59, Reply)