Anyone about?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:15, 39 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

no fuck off

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Had a nice evening Chompy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

yep,
I'm now hating the system. I want to watch the pillars of earth, but the only way I can do it is by piracy.
Fuck you system.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:19, Reply)

Is that the thing with Lovejoy in it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:19, Reply)

yeah

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:21, Reply)

Well he was a loveable rogue quite happy to rip off Gimbert with his antique dealing.
Based on that, Lovejoy would be happy for you to obtain the show by piracy.

Do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:23, Reply)

Piracy is a crime, and I would never do a crime
online
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:24, Reply)

Surely it's only borrowing, especially if you 'put it back'
And if you are planning on buying the series anyway, what's the harm?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:25, Reply)

none especially because 4OD thinks it's ok to save 2 and 3 but not the first.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:27, Reply)

Well nick the first one, and watch the other two.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:34, Reply)

back from my bro's
his gf is a bit down. Ended up getting v stoned and a bit drunk with them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:19, Reply)

Not surprised she is a bit down if her old man has just died.
I hope you didn't get giggly-stoned. That wouldn't have been good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:20, Reply)

I only smoke about once a month
and I don't smoke smoke so I get a high off the tobacco too.

We were wildly inappropriate which was just what she needed.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:22, Reply)

You should get her to post on here telling everyone her old man has just died.
I'm sure 'wildly inappropriate' could have been managed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:24, Reply)

It's a fine line between wildly inappropriate
and just wrong. I suspect here would be on a particular side of that line.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:29, Reply)

I'll keep that in mind, should I ever need to comfort anyone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:33, Reply)

I should be in bed
I have to be in work tomorrow. Friday is hot sandwich day and its important they know I've given it a lot of thought and I'm switching from sausage and egg to black pudding and egg.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:41, Reply)

Mushrooms?
It's important to me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:42, Reply)

I could
it depends how hungry I am when I order it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:51, Reply)

What not add some bacon to that hot sandwich?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:45, Reply)

bacon is for chavs
no right-thinking person views bacon as anything but a necessary evil to a hot sandwich.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:50, Reply)

and on that bombshell
g'nite.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)

night.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)

But egg and blood is fine?
Behave. You need to add either sausage or bacon to make it a PROPER sarnie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)

I predict horrendous mid-afternoon guffs.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:48, Reply)

In a very ratarsed sort of way
I'm about. If that helps.

Expect no sense, though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:29, Reply)

Brilliant.
Where have you been?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:32, Reply)

Drinking.
Got home at about ten, posted nonsense in a thread below and carried on drinking.

Captain Scarlet was wrong - I AM invincible.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:40, Reply)

Good effort.
You seem quite coherent. Are you sure you've been trying hard enough to get drunk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:44, Reply)

You'll note a huge time lapse between posts
I am absolutely punctillious in all respects of grammar and syntax whilst under the influence but it takes an immense amount of effort to maintain this high standard.

And I've dug Machinehead out of the CD cabinet.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:48, Reply)

What were you drinking this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:49, Reply)

Domestos

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:50, Reply)

Does that make your poo come out white?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:51, Reply)

99.9% CLEAN

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:52, Reply)

RIght under yer rim.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:53, Reply)

Brilliant

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:56, Reply)

Possibly
To the dismay of my friends I'm a wine drinker.

I'd love to say that I've been scoffing a good Aigle Chablis, but that would bankrupt me in short order.

So I've been on a very acceptable Californian Pinot Grigiot.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:55, Reply)

Well you enjoy your hangover. I'm going to bed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:57, Reply)

Off you go
It's my weekend.

Do I now have a whole B3TA all to myself?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 0:59, Reply)