Twitter can tickle my shitter
I blame that overrated knob jockey, Stephen Fry, for it's meteoric rise.

I can proudly claim never to have even read a twitter update. I mean who really would want to hear the latest mewlings from a talentless cunt, sent directly to your phone. The weapons grade ego's of these ballbags knows no limits.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's best to ignore the whole celebrity thing and block people who just bang on about what they're doing
If you do that it's a good source of links/info
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Whatever you say, dear.
What colour shoes did Peter Andre get, by the way?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)