twitter
who here is on it? am i missing something or is it a bit shite?

i hate facebook, will i hate twitter?

alt q - what are you having for lunch? i will be finishing a bottle of wine at mine, the joys of working at home
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:47, 176 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

1000000
WOO YAY! FUCK YEAH!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

it's way too early for the lunch thread.
Twitter is more annoying that facebook. It's literally everyone just talking about themselves all the time. As far as I understand it, every tweet is just "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME". Baldmnkey probably loves it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

depends what time you get up
ie - because of a 5 week old son who wants to party, 4AM

:o(
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I'm eating Alpen right now
it be breakfast time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I have 3 twitter accounts - a work one for promoting the company, a personal one and an anonymous one that I hardly use.

Twitter is about sharing links, information etc not like FB at all. I like it as it's a quick and easy way to share stuff. There is a lot of shit (don't bother following celebrities as it's pointless and dull) but you can filter the crap using a third party tool like Tweetdeck.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I read that as
'Peter Andre's bought some new shoes! YESSSSSS!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I follow Simon Pegg, as his are quite entertaining
I also follow Cheryl Kerl
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

she the northern version of the x-factor twunt?

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

don't bother following @robmanuel as he's dull and a cunt.
hello mods
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

see you in 3 days

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

rob doesn't ban people who call him a cunt.
He's not a mental.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

it was a joke
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)

this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I was just trying to get some rob pandering in,
I will be a mod one day.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

a mod a rocker

Alternatively:

a mod on the Sex Offenders Register
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

do you have a quota of strikethroughs you have to do every day?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Rob and Chompy sitting in a tree.
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

ahem
b3ta.com/talk/7004536
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

cr3 isn't rob silly.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

yeah but if cr3 doesn't like you you're not gonna get in.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

He does like me he was just making a joke.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

It's complete shit
and only of interest to mongoloids who want to know that Peter Andre has bought some shoes or whatever.

It won't be around in five years, I predict.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Same with typewriters eh monty?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Monty still uses parchment and a quill.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

PETER ANDRE HAS BOUGHT SHOES??
yes i kind of agree, seems to have the instant gratification needed today, but with no real substance
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Oh, you must be HalloweenNamesAreFuckingBent's brother.
How are you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Fucking shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

You should know, how much would 8 legs of venison cost?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

It'd be very dear

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

too dear.


/which you've ruined.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

£20
is that too dear?
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

too late

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

damn you
internets
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

it's probably too dear for you
ha I ruined your joke

EDIT: ok everyone ruined your joke. Because you're shit and dull and we hate you
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

WWWWWWWWWAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

joke (jk)
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.


it does not fit into any of the above.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

It was well funny.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

:( :(
Feel better soon schnugglywugglypoos
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

how are you doing?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Nothing to complain about
I have the feeling I'll regret seeing the band I missed last night, but hey. I've had a nice shower so I'm finally clean, and I got to see pretty Russian topless.

Sorry to hear about the sleep.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

that's alright
happens quite regularly really.

You sound quite cheerful so I take it, it was a good night topless Russian and all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)

@zulu
I just ate a bacon roll
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

You can filter that sort of shite out if you use the right 3rd party application

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

but I like bacon rolls?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

wasnt someone saying blackpudding rolls earlier?
bleurgh, gross

bacon = good
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Black pudding is fucking delicious, you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

in a roll with fried egg?
You disgust me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

its congealed blood
no
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

^this x 100000000 ^
monty i'm surprised, i thought i was the northerner out of the two of us.

also, what is white pudding?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

tripe, seasoning and a little ground oatmeal
some types also contain minced pork.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

that also sounds gross

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

It is delicious.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

fuck me
that is Wrong on many levels
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

you eat things like tofu
which is the parasite of the food world!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Tofu is bloody horrible.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

no
i hate tofu and all shit meat substitutes.

i'm only veggie because i don't like meat, therefore the substitutes leave me cold!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I thought you'd use Twitter with Foursquare to help you stalk your next victim

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Can't stand Twitter
never use it.

Alt Q: depends on several factors
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

such as 'X' and 'Krypton'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I wish I knew you what you were 'twittering' about

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

it's a bit Narcissistic
but then so are facebook status updates and i do those sometimes too.

lunch - meeting a friend today, but she wants proper pubgrub and i want soup at EAT because it's my favourite one today, so not sure yet.

also our aircon is not working, it is like a fucking sauna in here, argh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

looking online
their soup looks good
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

EAT is amazing for soup
today is the chunky minestrone and pesto one, which is brilliant as even the greedy inordinately huge pot that nobody could actually finish is only about 300 calories.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

you had me interested until the use of the word calories
just eat what you like and exercise, simples

ps - it does look good, the pics make it look more like stew, yum
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

yes
of course but some things are gratuitous. eg if i am going to eat 600 calories, it is going to be on something good, not cauliflower cheese soup.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

starbucks do a white choc coffee
which is 1200 calories

well they did, that was hard to finish
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

exercise, simples drink what you like, take shitloads of drugs and then rely on your noble genes and metabolism to keep you looking good.

The M-Plan Diet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

apparently
it's very effective, according to just about every woman on here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

maybe he's batshitmental
and has been lying about all the drugs. Maybe he drinks wheatgrass and goes to spas for hot stone massages and seaweed wraps.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

omg
how much do i want to go to a spa right now... thanks....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

how much do I want to wrap monty in seaweed right now?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

or be in a hot tub with him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

At some point you end up looking like Keith Richards
Men and women alike
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Aircon?
It's fucking cold outside, what's wrong with you!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

this office is like an oven
trust me. and i am wearing tights and a jumper, urgh.

edit - i do also have a skirt on!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Which is no doubt hitched up around your waist while you get it on with the post boy

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

post boy local bakery staff.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

oh yay
the bread meme is back. it's been a while.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I thought it had got a bit stale

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

crumbs
you're on a roll
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I heard she's not been baguetting much recently

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Remove the "been" and it's perfect.
Still, a click for you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I struggled with whether or not to have the 'been' in there
But thank you nonetheless.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

"She's not getting" and "She's not been getting" both sound valid
I think it's too much to have "She's not been ba-", but it still sounds ok.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

no
nothing that relates to me not getting laid sounds "ok" thank you very much indeed!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Why the hell did you delete your reply?
I was just about to post a highly witty/mocking strikethrough.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

i don't know what you are talking about
*shifty eyes*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

it'll fall off in your hand
if you keep fantasising about me like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

open a window

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

not sure they trust office types with windows that open
in case they jump out
( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

they don't open
unless we have a firedrill in which case they open electronically...

it is a brand new square with paul and pod and other fancy places, but it is not so great when everything BREAKS!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

see

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)

pull the fire alarm.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

or stand outside for 5 mins

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

yeah, go for a non fag break

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

SHOPPING!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

twitter can fuck off
it's not as bad as personal blogs, but it's close.

I'm having leftover sausage, red onion and sweet potato fritatta
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Agreed
I have an account, but rarely check it, and haven't posted in ages.
Same with FB really, I rarely post status updates.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

that's because you have nothing interesting to say.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

This is true
But judging by your last status updates, neither do you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

whatevs, I'm hilarious.
Also, you 'liked' my last status, as did 12 other people so ha.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

TGB says "whatevs" a lot
Also, your face is hilarious.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

That sounds very much like
"Hello new girlfriend, I'm totally over the old girlfriend and everything but I'll just mention EVERY LITTLE THING YOU DO that reminds me of her. So you'll know how over her I am."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

HAHAHA!
That is hilarious and fucked up in so many ways.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

she does give good replies

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

athangyou

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

You appeared in my 'people you may know' list the other day
'Know' is really quite an ambiguous term in some cases.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

you can adds me if you want
as mentioned above, I'm hilarious.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I like Facebook to keep in touch with friends I haven't seen for ages.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

ie stalking exes and school friends?

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

yup
I like seeing their fail in picture form.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Exactly.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

pretty much no one has anything interesting to say

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

^ this is entirely correct

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

the worst thing about the internet is that it has made people think that someone cares about what they have to say

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

We are so alike in many ways.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

worrying

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

We're both shagging your missus, for one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

post of the week

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

*ignores*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

If I ever got to make a state of the nation address, or similar
I would use it to remind people that just because democracy guarantees them a voice, it doesn't mean that I should have to fucking listen to it.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

new post of the week

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Don't use Twitter and Faceybook is enough for me.
But I am now a two laptop home. Woo!
( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

There are 4 laptops and a PC in my flat
but Wiggy works in IT and I'm pretty sure two of them are expensive coasters.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

works in IT burgled my offices two weeks ago.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

She's posting from your print server now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Twitter can tickle my shitter
I blame that overrated knob jockey, Stephen Fry, for it's meteoric rise.

I can proudly claim never to have even read a twitter update. I mean who really would want to hear the latest mewlings from a talentless cunt, sent directly to your phone. The weapons grade ego's of these ballbags knows no limits.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

It's best to ignore the whole celebrity thing and block people who just bang on about what they're doing
If you do that it's a good source of links/info
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Whatever you say, dear.
What colour shoes did Peter Andre get, by the way?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Facebook statuses don't have to be self absorbed, I use mine to insult and abuse people.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I used my last one to have a go at lame people who copy and paste lame statuses.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I only occasionally use Twitter, but it's usually to annoy my housemate
Do love a cheeky bit of facebook though. Even if all the photos of me are horrendous.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

The camera never lies.
Which is why I dont like getting my photo taken. The bitter, twisted essence is there for all to see, and be horrified by....
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Twitter is gash. Marty Robbins, Gunfighter ballads and Trail songs ftw.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Your face is gash.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Shouldn't you be running a company?
It's people like you that caused the bloody recession in the first place. Close down b3ta and do some work so we don't have to bail you little small business fuckers out again. No reply, just work you big work shy ball stroker. ;)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Says the workshy student...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

says the dole scrounging scotsman!
I have two part time jobs and hold down a degree. How's that big arsed shaped dent in your sofa?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Hanging around outside a primary school playground is not a job.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

YEAH but washing spunk off their cagoules is.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Noshing off stevedores in Bristol docks for small change is, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I have staff to do the work as I am a creator of employment
I haven't had a penny in bailout money (we don't even have an overdraft - I run the company cash positive).

I should be spending a lot less time on here though. On a conference call at the moment so I am "multi-tasking"
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

less whinging
more working!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

less repetitive posting

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Just because I don't want to go for a drink with you!
less bitter posting.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I think I may have to flounce at some point just to get more work done.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

hahahaha do it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Right - here is the first part of me working up to it...
Since setting up the company in 2008 I have:

Sold my house to raise £
Gone through all my shares & ISA's to invest in the company
Been diagnosed with epilepsy and battled that at the same time
Fired a racist member of staff
Nearly gone bust twice
Had to borrow £10k from my best mate and £20k off my family
Recently had a paedo working for me and suffered a burglary.
Created 9 jobs.
Only now am I repaying the money and running at a profit.
Have not had more than 72 hours off in over 2 years.
Had endless sleepless nights worrying about paying invoices and cashflow

SO DON'T FUCKING TELL ME HOW TO SPEND MY TIME OR HOW MUCH WORK TO DO YOU WORKSHY STUDENT CUNT
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

How many times on the conference call have you wanted to reply with:
your face is a slow negative trend
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I am more likely to say fuck of Bert I think.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Is that like an incest-themed remix of 'Mull of Kintyre'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

run the company cash am HiV
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

what with that and following Peter Andre it's amazing I haven't gone bust yet.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

You caught it off Peter Andre AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

serves me right for bending over to look at his shoes.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Haha you tell him Bobby.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I am vaguely interested in Twitter
but not enough to actually register. Although some people apparently have pretty interesting feeds, I'd only pull a Facebook and never use it, followed by deletion years later. The only people who'd follow me would be people who already know me and they get enough constant computing/av/gardening/road rage updates to bore them to tears as it is.

My life simply isn't rock'n'roll enough to justify that level of intensive beakering.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I use it work work with Hootsuite
Helps get sales and clickthroughs etc.

Seeing as I didn't get much sleep last night and it's going to be a late one tonight, a probably a family sized lasagna portion and a guinness.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Not tried Hootsuite - I use Tweetdeck which is excellent.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I prefer the click tracking in HootSuite
But they're both wonderful. Twitter is useful.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Fucking hell
Even the word Tweetdeck annoys me.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

^same here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I was always disappointed the past tense of Tweet
wasn't "twat".

:(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

It reminds me vaguely
of shandy.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Tweetdeck annoys you? And by the name cancer joy i'd have taken you for the cheerful type...

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

That statement is completely irrelevant.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

How was the interview?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Yes, it went very well indeed
She wanted to move onto the next stage there and then, and in-store assessment, unfortunately I had to beg leave as I was there on my dinner hour, and had to postpone for a later date. If I can do what they are asking of me, then im looking at almost doubling my current wage. It will be hard work, but infintely more rewarding than the unrelenting horror of my current situation.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Go Cancer! Very pleased to hear this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I will treat myself to a weekend of debauchery if it all goes well.
Plus it would entail 3 weeks training in Surrey, so a cheeky visit to London may well be in order!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

A bit like your
face.

This is completely irrelevant too.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

You use AndreShoedeck, don't lie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

*tumbleweed*
That was terrible. Even I didn't find it funny.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Oh. Sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)