You're joking?
What did he say?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Apologised for being ill
came out to my village for a pint. Flirted. Left.
I may or may not be frothing at the clopper.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)

So he came over to your village
Did he look like he'd been ill?

How have you left things?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)

He sounded like he'd been ill
so giving him the benefit of the doubt. He had to go back to a work leaving do thing. Seriously wishing I'd gone in to town with him, but have texted him, he's texted back. Flirting ahoy.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

So that gives you this weekend to get rid of your boyfriend!
When you said 'cheerio' to him this evening, was it a peck on the cheek, a hug or a peck on the lips?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Just a hug to say bye
there was a peck on the cheek to say hello. He's a bloody tease.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

The chase is the most fun part of any relationship.
What is the next step?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

no...
that'd be the sex.

if you're doing it right, anyway!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Which clearly, I'm not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

i'm sure i've had worse
much much worse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

The next person I sleep with,
I'll ask them to write a reference.

I'll send that to you and you can assess my performance against your own experiences.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

most of my experiences have been pretty amazing in the sack
i am just being flippant really. there's just the one who was truly shit and given the - problem - i think it was complete lack of experience!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Nice try.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I'd forgotten exactly
how much fucking fun the thrill of the chase is. I don't know what the next step is, it was very much left open. Could be nothing, could be something. Who knows?
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)

That is the start of the chase!
Enjoy it, it'll be downhill from here on.

*Bitter and twisted*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Yes, even in my cheerfully excited and giddy state
I maintain a healthy dose of cynicism.
Still though. SHUSH. I'm enjoying it whilst it lasts.
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:54, Reply)

ill married.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Shush, you
You're spoiling my fun!
(berk, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:51, Reply)