Because alcohol has calories and I'm being nice to my liver.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well aren't you good!
Not me, I'm going to get ON IT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)

You're feeling better then?

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Still really snotty
And I can't stop coughing, but I feel a lot better thanks!

The hot-toddys last night helped.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Lockets help me stop coughing
they might work for you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

You're fucking menthol!
You back in the land of the eating now Amberl?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I am
I gorged myself yesterday- had a baguette, diet coke, two packets of crisps and half a raspberry flapjack in the space of about half an hour and was promptly sick.

I am going to go shopping tomorrow and get the basics you recommended. Tonight is pizza though as compensation for being too fat and lazy to get off my arse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I'll gaz you later with a shopping list.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Cheers
What've you been up to then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

I've been posting on here whinging about how bad my cold is.
So I've been the life and soul.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

You need looking after.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Is that an offer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Well it might be difficult when you're at the other end of the country.
I could send a care parcel.
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

You could mark the box
'Handle for care' and have everyone at the post-office think you're a bit silly.

But we'd know different!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

What would you like in the box?

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I think you should post yourself
gift wrapped.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Especially if the box is actually a giant cake!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

sniggers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

What?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

box = vagina joke

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

I despair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Alcohol will be fine.
Just send me a load of booze.

Cheers Blousie!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

You don't need more alcohol lad.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Owww please.
*Stomps feet a bit*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)