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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How you doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:02, 257 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
alright thanks
eating a veg chili, drinking a cheap merlot. Planning on watching a scary movie in a bit.

And your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)
Knackered but good thanks.
Put another nine miles on my boots today. Now I'm full of water and munch. Any particular reason why your chili isn't brimming with cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)
I did 5km on the treadmill
and some time on a step thingy and on the bikes. So also knackered.

It was an Innocent Veg Pot Chili, hence its cowless nature.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)
Not bad
I wish I was doing something more interesting than sitting home alone, though.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)
What would you rather be doing?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)
Nothing specific
I'm just a bit bored!
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)
Skydiving naked?
wrestling alligators?
High speed police chase?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)
Possibly TOO exciting...
besides, I've seen a video of someone skydiving naked. It was doing unpleasant flappy things to her ladyparts, and it was Not Good.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)
No it wasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)
Aha
your poor unfortunate eyes and brain have been exposed to this clip also?
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)
It was eleven levels of wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)
i know you mean eleventy

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)
I wouldn't want to sound totally gay now would I?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)
Do you torrent?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)
Yeah, I could download a film I guess
just feeling a bit restless and 'meh'. I have things I could be doing/reading/listening/watching, I just don't feel like any of them.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

www.imdb.com/chart/top
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)
I noticed today Inception and Scott Pilgrim, decent quality, are doing the rounds now.
I'm gonna watch The Infidel: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMudF0MQgC0

Probs my fave britcom of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)
GONZ IM GETTING EXCITED

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)
OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN =DDDD
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)
The comments on that Inception have put me off.
I'll just wait for a dvdrip, or just buy it on ebay in a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)
inception is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)
Then I shall watch it with my eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)
you do that you hot bastard

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)
*smokes*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)
It's a wicked film, the rips of both of them are floating about ,)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)
Yeah sorry, I meant the comments on the popular cam rip of Inception on Pirate Bay.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Ah', it's one of those films where you want decent quality.
I might even pick it up on Bluray as I enjoyed it so much.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)
The only torrent of Scott Pilgrim I can fins
has russian subs, and I'm not sure I can be arsed with that. Which is a shame, as I could quite go for watching it...
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Donno 'bout subs, but this one should be good.
s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=45003748298448436208

I'm not 100% sure it'll work though, as it's from a private tracker, but it should do =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)
Hmmmm, working.
Two discs worth of RAR files?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)
They're a very good site, never had a problem before.
Probably convered to VCD for asian markets.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)
I got La Horde to watch tonight
BGB recommended it. French Zombie movie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
I am rather regretting
not buying a bunch of cheap dvd in HMV when I went in today. Curses!
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)
Torrent is cheap.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)
as cheap as it gets!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)
OMG! I'm watching that tonight.
I haven't got round to seeing it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Let's hope it's not awful then!
I'm watching some World Series of Poker first, just until I've got my buzz on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)
Sadly my inactivity has left me in the same position

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)
IM ALL PACKED

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)
WOOOOOOOO
I think gonz may have exploded in a paroxysm of fish, rice and wasabi by tomorrow night.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)
Especially if he attempts to spell paroxysm

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)
he texted me saying he was ensuring the sushi place was good for tomoorow
By eating some tonight
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)
He's so thoughtful.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)
indeed he is
It's starting to sink in that I'm moving tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)
In a good way?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)
Good stuff!
Nice card, btw :)
Yes, that's a smiley, right there, yep.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)
oh yay i forgot i finally sent that!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)
I have a strangely sore head
It's like my brain's sore. Not having left the house today may be contributing to this.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)
I've been a proper recluse all week
but today's walk has sorted my head right out.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)
MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE

(PsychoChomp, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)
Not really, I just left the heating on when I went to london and it's too hot.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)
How was your posh club?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)
Good but fucking expensive,
I got called sexy twice and hot once.
I think that had more to do with the strength and availability of the cocktails rather than my hotness.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)
what cocktails did you have?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:59, Reply)
has your plastic face started melting?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)
As you know, repeating lolwakki things about other peoples bodies
is well funni
(PsychoChomp, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)
could be worse
You could have a massive chin
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
Or even five massive chins

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)
Don't forget to tell Facebook before you jump out of the window.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)
I am currently being driven mad by my netbook,

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)
thought you were lovin it lovin it lovin it
Lovin it like this
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
Oh man YES!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUp8a08gyqI
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)
I knew it was going to be slow but not this slow.
I've deleted stuff I don't need and then tried to download chrome which took ages. It's not working so I'm trying to delete it and download again. I've spent all day doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)
Did it come pre-installed with loads of shit?
A format and re-install of XP should sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)
I've deleted stuff I felt safe I knew I didn't need but there is probably more.
I'm just not sure what the other stuff is. I'm not comfortable doing what you suggested. I'm still waiting for chrome to uninstall. It doesn't seem to be doing anything.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)
Seriously, if you want, I'll bung you XP on Monday, it's piss easy.
You can even call me and I'll talk you through it if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)
Ok. Thank you.
I'll persevere trying to uninstall chrome for now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)
Just shout and I'll put XP in the post.
This whole post was brought to you by Piracy™.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)
Bear in mind it doesn't have a CD drive

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)
Hahaha yeah piss.
A re-install partition then?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)
copy the files.to a pen drive?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Could be a mission to get that bootable.
*shrugs* Hit it with a spanner.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)
youre a spanner

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)
Awww sweet.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)
sad times
Is it wrong to mention I still totally love my awesome phone
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)
No, you mention it all you want hon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)
What netbook did you go for?
The trick with them is to barebones it and _just_ use the web browser.... but that requires some techy knowledge that most people buying it wouldn't know how to do.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)
I googled info on making it run faster.
Got some ideas but I'm just stuck at the moment with this chrome business.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Give me the make and model and I'll see what it comes with so you know it's safe to remove.
There is something called MSConfig which lets you stop things running at start-up, so you only open them when you need them.... this is a great way of speeding up a machine.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)
Acer Aspire One

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)
Bring it to the next bash
I'm sure some techy type will be able to install a keylogger sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)
Would be nice but I need to sorting before then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)
Evening all.
I bet I know what berk would rather be doing this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)
Yeah, watching Scott Pilgrim.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)
In the arms of 'hot-bloke'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)
I knew that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)
There'll be none of that
until I have resolved the situation with the boyf.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)
That's my girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)
Are you hot-bloke Noel?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)
I wish!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)
Haha, oh yes?
well, a number of people said you were both cute and lovely (myself among them) so it's not like you couldn;t get any if you tried!
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)
^This
He's a fussy bugger like the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)
pretty much true
we all have our levels
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)
I wouldn't define "within twenty miles of here" as massively fussy.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)
i tried jumping him the other week

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)
How nice of you to say so.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)
yo jeff

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)
Yo, Badge!
Nice one on getting the packing done.

You shifted your motor yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)
no but i have a guy my mum knows who runs a garage coming to look at it next week

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)
Oooh. Trade.
Never good. He'll want your car for three-pounds fifty!

What are they going for on ebay?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)
meh he knows the minimum ill let it go for

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)
That's even worse.
As he won't offer anymore than that!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)
obviously the price i told him was above the actual minimum

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)
*Taps nose*
Wise move. Wise move.

You are the Arthur Daley on OT and you probably owe me another fiver or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)
Evening : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)
'Ello Sweetheart.
How has your day been? Have a nice walk this morning? How was the Halloween party?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)
Walk was lovely.
I took my nephew and we used his catapualt to shoot stones in the resevoir.

I haven't been to the party. I needed a nap after you got me drunk last night.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)
After I got you drunk?
You managed that all by yourself!

What are you doing this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Not drinking.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)
Really?
I got myself 12 bottles of Gem earlier, I'm going to drink them this evening.

I might go to the chippy too. But what to have?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)
Bath Ales?
Love that stuff. That Reminds me, Waitrose are doing 3 for £2 on British Ales, which is like half price. Must get some more.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)
Morrisons often have good deals on ale.
I do like my Bath ales, thankfully, they are quite common place round these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)
You're a bit closer to Bath for a start

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)
Well, yes, there is that!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)
Chips?
I would drink but I have to watch my weight and I want to go to the gym tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)
But what to have with me chips Blousie. That's the problem.
Why not go to the gym a bit later than you'd planned and have some more wine?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)
Because alcohol has calories and I'm being nice to my liver.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)
Well aren't you good!
Not me, I'm going to get ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)
You're feeling better then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)
Still really snotty
And I can't stop coughing, but I feel a lot better thanks!

The hot-toddys last night helped.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)
Lockets help me stop coughing
they might work for you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)
You're fucking menthol!
You back in the land of the eating now Amberl?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)
I am
I gorged myself yesterday- had a baguette, diet coke, two packets of crisps and half a raspberry flapjack in the space of about half an hour and was promptly sick.

I am going to go shopping tomorrow and get the basics you recommended. Tonight is pizza though as compensation for being too fat and lazy to get off my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)
I'll gaz you later with a shopping list.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)
Cheers
What've you been up to then?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)
I've been posting on here whinging about how bad my cold is.
So I've been the life and soul.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)
You need looking after.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)
Is that an offer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)
Well it might be difficult when you're at the other end of the country.
I could send a care parcel.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)
You could mark the box
'Handle for care' and have everyone at the post-office think you're a bit silly.

But we'd know different!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)
What would you like in the box?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
I think you should post yourself
gift wrapped.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Especially if the box is actually a giant cake!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
sniggers

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
box = vagina joke

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
I despair.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)
Alcohol will be fine.
Just send me a load of booze.

Cheers Blousie!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
You don't need more alcohol lad.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)
Owww please.
*Stomps feet a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)
I had chicken and mushroom pie and chips inna tray last night
and microwaved some beans when I got them home. It's my standard on the rare occasions I succumb to the call of the chip.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)
I really fancy going to the chippy this evening.
I don't much fancy a pie (although a Clarks pie with chips and gravy might do the trick).... What to have?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:52, Reply)
Well, if not a pie then it's a sausage, a battered sausage, a saveloy or kebab meat
fish is for vegetarians.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)
I've decided.
It'll either be a Clarks pie with chips and gravy, or cod and chips.

I might get a small battered sausage for the walk back.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)
Ooh I like your style
I sometimes have a saveloy and two scallops and arrange them rudely on the plate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)
Hitler, has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall,
His mother the dirty bugger,
chopped it off when he was small.

She threw it into a conker tree
It missed and went into the sea
The fishes got out their dishes,
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.

(But only because you mentioned the arrangement of scallops and saveloys!)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)
the other sort of scallops though
fried battered discs of mashed potato.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)
Don't complain.
I've just given you a childhood ditty that'll stay in your head all night.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Bastard.
I shall watch some music videos later, and tomorrow I'll be all "what ditty?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)
No problem.
I'll leave it a few days then gaz it to you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Shush, you
you're a troublemaker. I'm downloading Scott Pilgrim and eating a sandwich and I am content with that.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)
For now, maybe.
Was there a response in the end to your last text from last night?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)
Yes, he texted me today a couple of times

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)
Owww. Bless.
Flirty texts was it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)
...maybe
he also said he'd be busy so haven't heard from him for a while. But this is fine.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)
Nice.
Sounds like it is all going swimmingly.

What sandwich did you have?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)
Jarlsberg and salami
mmmm. I also have half of my chocolatey goo left from the other night, and half a joint from yesterday. Winner.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)
That's like a student bubble and squeak!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)
Ooh, our computers might be sharing bytes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)
Evening Jeff
I see your lot spoiled the Tony Mowbray homecoming.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)
Yeah.
I'm over the moon. We're off the bottom of the table.

It's just a shame that Hull got a point, we could have got out of the bottom 3 if they'd have lost by 2.

Home to '4th from bottom' Preston on Saturday too!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)
It's the beginning of the beginning of your meteoric rise up the table
(Except of course meteors come down)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)
Yeah.
We won't challenge for the top 6 this season that's for sure, but if we can stay up I'll be happy.

You've got Blackpool this weekend haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)
Monday Night Live on Sky
both games were 3-2 last season, I'm expecting it to be good.

I shall go down t'pub and watch it I reckon, it's a Bluenose pub but they're not bastards about it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)
The Zulus will be out in force!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)
I'm not the only Baggie around these parts
I shall "pack heat".*

*eat some redhot monster munch
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)
Tell you what I've not see in ages.
Sahara Nuts.

They used to be in pubs everywhere, I can't recall the last time I saw them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Not a nut fan
people with nut allergies could DIE if I breathed on them.

I just can't handle that kind of responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Step up to the nutty plate my friend.
Nuts are GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)
Evening all
I have 2 litres of westons scrumpy, some friends have got me around for curry and horror films. I'm going to eat and drink until i don't feel like quite so much of a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)
Ah. Somebody is newly single?

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)
Ha oh shit.
Well, I should probably delete that there hmmmmm. Congrats/commiserations.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)
Nah s'cool
She'll be alright, and it's for the best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)
You gave her the spanish archer I take it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:59, Reply)
Aww that sucks
chins up, big fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)
: (
Hope it wasn't too bad.


So Labs.......you're single now? *wiggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)
Bleah
I'm sure you've made the best decision for you. I think your plan's a good'un, eat drink and be as merry as you can :)
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)
This scrumpy is going down rather well
Almost....too well
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:59, Reply)
Well I'm glad it went sort of well

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)
Well, she's upset
So I don't consider it's gone well. She'll be ok though I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)
you didn't get falcon punched though
that's a point in the well column.

is shit at being comforting
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)
True
You don't need to comfort me, but thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)
Good luck with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)
Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)
Did you falcon punch her?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)
No
But more importantly she didn't falcon punch me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)
Well, swings and roundabouts
Have a good night being scared/pretending you're not scared.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:52, Reply)
did my text not help
EPIC SADFACE
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:52, Reply)
It helped loads!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Good because you're a totally awesome lovely cuddly labbybear
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)
Awwwwww!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)
haha wtf!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)
My face says it all

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)
Aww shucks!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Wtf is this version of thriller on x factor its fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)
You're wacthing X Factor?!
DEAD TO ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Whatevs heartbreaker
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)
oh man i feel mean now
Wuv oo
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)
X factor is shit.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)
Yeah, it's sure no football

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

I'm aware of this
I have nothing better to do though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)
You're moving tomorrow.
Take your mum to the pub for a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)
shes downwtairs watching x factor

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Well why not watch that shit show together?
You'll be moving tomorrow. And, when it's finished, take her to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)
because im already curled up in bed?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)
At half 8?
Is this like a kid at Christmas, going to bed early so tomorrow comes sooner?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)
That seems very reasonable, carry on

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
Channel 4.
Apocolypse - the second world war.

Watch that. It's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Oi oi.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Me neither. Thank fuck for Sky. At least it gives me a broader choice of shit to watch until Pillars Of The Earth at 9.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)
I thought that was crap
Mediocre acting, and in sure the historical accuracy was a bit off
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)
I have no knowledge of history and want to watch something mindless as I have a hangover
It will do.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
I accept this

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)
You have a hangover at 8:30pm?

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)
Yes. I drank 2 bottles of red wine last night on top of 4 pints of bitter.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Been there, not doing that again
It's amazing how reasonable it seems to open the second bottle, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:37, Reply)
It would have been churlish not to open it. It was begging me to try it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)
I have to say, the bottle I'm drinking now isn't brilliant
I do have a rather more upmarket Bordeaux at the top of the winerack...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Do it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Ouch :(

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Oh yes. Bloody ouch alright. 3 pints as a hair of the dog have not worked.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Chocolate milk!
Does a body good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)
There's something wrong with you..

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Have you not tried chocolate milk with a hangover?
It's AMAZING!

EDIT: Needs to be straight from the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Haha shut up
And stop watching X Factor.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)
the remote is too far away....

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)
MTFU!
You'll feel better for doing it. It's the right thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
Gayest post of all time ^
EDIT: The Badgers, incase you're confused.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)
pft i doubt that what with foxy and bobby both posting on here

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)
I withdraw my complaint.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
Feeling better JTDF?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
I'm still pretty snotty.
But being a REAL man, I'll use that as an excuse to whine, whinge and complain online.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
excellent. Childbirth and periods are nothing compared to man flu.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)
Absolutely.
If a bloke had to give birth, he'd be right as rain within an hour, maybe take a couple of Neurofen but there would be none of the 'ooh give me gas and air' bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Why don't you try passing something the size of a small football through your nose and then tell me how it feels.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)
Yawn. Tired argument is tired.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:36, Reply)
*blows raspberry*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Next you'll be telling me the menopause exists.
Hot flushes. Pfft.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)
You'll be getting hot flushes when your missus slams your face against the gas ring if you give her any of that macho crap.
Oh yeah! *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
I'll bet Monty could.
The amount of shit hes had up his nose!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Sure he would
Let's see you shit a grapefruit and hear what you have to say then...
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)
haha best wince i got was from
You remember the old tests where they stuck a little closed umbrella up your japseye then opened it? Now imagine them shoving a cocktail umbrella up there...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Someone has to push it up there first
Quick - to Redtube!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:42, Reply)
Yeh', the first one was alright, but the Belle lot are quite unrememberable too.
My money is Wagner is going to do Sweet Transvestite.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
rebecca is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)
What one was her? I dono the names.
The lady who just sang Relight My Fire, her music was good, but I don't like her black lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)
That shiny lipstick gives me the fucking creeps an all.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:44, Reply)
Yeh', it's a strange choice for their makeup people.
I really like this Matt guy, probs my fave by quite a long shot, even if this version of Bleeding Love isn't that great.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Treyc gayest spelling of a name evar
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Awwight Trey-cle?
You'll have to get used to that in that there London.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)
I keep on wanting to prounce it Trayk

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

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