Ooh I like your style
I sometimes have a saveloy and two scallops and arrange them rudely on the plate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hitler, has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall,
His mother the dirty bugger,
chopped it off when he was small.

She threw it into a conker tree
It missed and went into the sea
The fishes got out their dishes,
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.

(But only because you mentioned the arrangement of scallops and saveloys!)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

the other sort of scallops though
fried battered discs of mashed potato.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Don't complain.
I've just given you a childhood ditty that'll stay in your head all night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Bastard.
I shall watch some music videos later, and tomorrow I'll be all "what ditty?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

No problem.
I'll leave it a few days then gaz it to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)