We're all at an amazing 'free bar' bash
at Rob's, with midget butlers and hot and cold running MASSIVE DRUGS. Were you not invited?

/internet bully
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I couldn't make it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Stop trying to make him feel better.
I can see you from here: you're just to the left of the ginger prostitute sex show.

*raises free pint of cognac*

It's OK Bobby, you'd hate it here anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

I was trying to be nice
but yeah the truth is the champagne was too much to resist
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

The intimate live performances by
[insert Bobby's favourite bands...I don't know, Bryan Adams and INXS?] were shit though, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Guns n' Roses IIRC
Nearly correct Monty old boy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Same shit, different smell, as they say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

I'm going to guess Pendulum
and some rap band. Yeah they weren't the best, but I can excuse on account of the quality of the rest of the evening
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Why exactly are Pendulum so popular anyway?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

I have no idea
I incurred the disbelief of several people when I chose not to see them at a festival and instead buggered off to one of the smaller stages
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Are they not just piss poor Drum n Bass for people that think that 'dance music' isn't proper music?
Sort of like The Bomfunk MCs but for teeny metal fans?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)

I couldn't tell you
for love or money to be honest. All I do know is I was there for fifteen minutes and couldn't identify the beginning or end of a song
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

I would rather
stand outside the festival portaloos, breathing exclusively through my nose whilst belting myself repeatedly in the bollocks with a plank of wood with a six-inch rusty nail through it, than endure even a second of their 'drum'n'bass/rock crossover dancefloor justice'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Did you read that Dogs On Acid tantrum that they did?
The best bit was DOA posters politely pointing out that being 'influenced' by quality bands is a world away from being one.

Fuck Pendulum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

They look like Darth Foxtrot too.
It's not looking good for the antipodean dance-rockers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Please sir! I know sir!
It's because most people are fucking retarded and like utter shit, sir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

I am coming more and more to this conclusion
as the years go by
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)

trudat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Fuck off you mental
Guns n roses
Tokyo police club
Deftones
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)

I rest my case m'lord.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Exhibit A.
No further questions.

(what was that tune/band you recommended? They sounded alright and someone told me I'd like them)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Who me?
Can't remember.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Camaros
Probably the album is romantique
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Oh Monty you almighty fruit
One day a bigger boy's going to arrive in the playground and BULLY YOU SENSELESS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

*puts on some 'sadcore'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Oh Monty
I was listening to Codeine and Galaxie 500 only today, and I thought of you. I got an immense chub on as a result.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)