Petty things you've done to people who annoyed you.
Tell us all the nasty little things you've done to people who have wronged you?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:42, 105 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I would never stoop so low. Although........................
I never used to get on with one of my sisters. When her boyfriend came round I would sit in the chair and pretend to be a retard. I would rock back and forth and count to 100 over and over again.

Ah! happy days.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Never go full retard.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I'll do my best not to.
I may never be able to come back.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

'Zackly
vimeo.com/3945205
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Hahaha!
Never seen that film.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Did the wind change when you were pretending to be a mong?
It would explain a lot.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Oh jeff what's become of you?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I've turned into a grade A cunt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Monty will be so proud. I'll text Darth and warn him that someone
Else has become an Internet bully
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

that's what we all aspire to

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Amen to that.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

say that again and I will
make a mean ASCII face at you. yeah! *shakes fist menacingly*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I don't speak Internet speak you lost me?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:08, Reply)

*faceplam*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

You are still ace its probably my favourite response ever that I don't understand

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:16, Reply)

   
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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:22, Reply)

awww
that looked much cooler in the reply box :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Put <pre> before it and </pre> after, so it doesn't remove the spaces.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:28, Reply)

yeah!
thank you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

That does look good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

not mine
i totally stole it from somewhere
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Why did you tell me that?
You've done down in my opinion now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:42, Reply)

morales

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

What's mushrooms got to do with it?

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

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(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:44, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
*plots revenge*
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Admit it Blousie.
You reluctantly smiled.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Did not.
I'm weeping into my pillow right now.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Well I did apologise.
(Granted, the best thing to do, would have been to not post it in the first place, but it's done now).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

You can't take it back.
I'm cut to the quick.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:10, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Oh for pete's sake
have the courage and fortitude to follow through on your cuntishness. Now go and key someone's car or knock a child's ice-cream to the ground.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Give a wheelchair user a puncture?

( zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I prefer giving them dead-arms
They just go round and round in circles then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Sometimes I'm deliberately horrible to people on the internet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

You cad.

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I can barely believe this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Screwed his wife
In hindsight, possibly a step too far...

Oh well...
( zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I quite like dropping a pointless reply into a thread sometimes to make it look busy when you refresh the main page.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 17:36, Reply)

and I fall for it every time

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Where is everyone? I'm so lonely.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

i think they're all out trick or treating

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)

That's not on. Not had any yet? And I bought about 20 toffee apples from tesco for the little shits. Never mind I love em.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)

I'm hiding in the lounge so they can't see me

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Unless you are in an airport
I am repulsed by your use of 'lounge'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)

It's because you 'love 'em'
that their parents have told them to stay away from your house.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Hah you big Jew.
What is your stance on kids trick or treating?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Trick them into entering your house.
Then treat yourself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

You are Ian Huntley
Ai hate man utd too
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

We're all at an amazing 'free bar' bash
at Rob's, with midget butlers and hot and cold running MASSIVE DRUGS. Were you not invited?

/internet bully
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I couldn't make it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Stop trying to make him feel better.
I can see you from here: you're just to the left of the ginger prostitute sex show.

*raises free pint of cognac*

It's OK Bobby, you'd hate it here anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

I was trying to be nice
but yeah the truth is the champagne was too much to resist
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

The intimate live performances by
[insert Bobby's favourite bands...I don't know, Bryan Adams and INXS?] were shit though, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Guns n' Roses IIRC
Nearly correct Monty old boy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Same shit, different smell, as they say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

I'm going to guess Pendulum
and some rap band. Yeah they weren't the best, but I can excuse on account of the quality of the rest of the evening
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Why exactly are Pendulum so popular anyway?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

I have no idea
I incurred the disbelief of several people when I chose not to see them at a festival and instead buggered off to one of the smaller stages
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Are they not just piss poor Drum n Bass for people that think that 'dance music' isn't proper music?
Sort of like The Bomfunk MCs but for teeny metal fans?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)

I couldn't tell you
for love or money to be honest. All I do know is I was there for fifteen minutes and couldn't identify the beginning or end of a song
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

I would rather
stand outside the festival portaloos, breathing exclusively through my nose whilst belting myself repeatedly in the bollocks with a plank of wood with a six-inch rusty nail through it, than endure even a second of their 'drum'n'bass/rock crossover dancefloor justice'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Did you read that Dogs On Acid tantrum that they did?
The best bit was DOA posters politely pointing out that being 'influenced' by quality bands is a world away from being one.

Fuck Pendulum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

They look like Darth Foxtrot too.
It's not looking good for the antipodean dance-rockers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Please sir! I know sir!
It's because most people are fucking retarded and like utter shit, sir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

I am coming more and more to this conclusion
as the years go by
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)

trudat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Fuck off you mental
Guns n roses
Tokyo police club
Deftones
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)

I rest my case m'lord.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Exhibit A.
No further questions.

(what was that tune/band you recommended? They sounded alright and someone told me I'd like them)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Who me?
Can't remember.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Camaros
Probably the album is romantique
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Oh Monty you almighty fruit
One day a bigger boy's going to arrive in the playground and BULLY YOU SENSELESS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

*puts on some 'sadcore'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Oh Monty
I was listening to Codeine and Galaxie 500 only today, and I thought of you. I got an immense chub on as a result.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)

In my halls last year everyone was a cunt
So I'd eat half of all their food. Not all of it, just half. For example there was always tons of Rustler burgers in the fridge; I'd open them all, eat the buns and then put them back.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Nice one

( zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)