*claps*
Bravo!

But seriously, I'd rather clunge than cock.

And I think using words like 'clunge' is a sure-fire way to pull.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 19:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

lh (assless, blue sequined)
( djtrialprice, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Perhaps
You might care to give us all an example of how using the word "clunge" could assist in pulling techniques.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Well nothing else has worked in a while.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:39, Reply)

A lad who works for me
Claims to have had a whole lot of action by approaching girls and saying "I like your hat."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Does he actually like hats, or is that just his 'line'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Other than weddings
I can't think of many social occasions I'd be invited to where hats are worn.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I've done something similar
When I didn't have 42 years of dissolute lifestyle etched upon my face.

I used to walk up to to women and say "Nice Wig."

"It's me reel fuckin' hair yer knobcheese."

"Sorry luv"

Got me a couple of shags, but this was Gloucester.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)