I've just received this email from the idiotic douchebag at work who I hate
"I have just received an email regarding an hsbc account which I don’t have . It may be a Phishing for info con . I suggest you ignore and don’t open anything and if you have a hsbc account ring rather than email"

The spaces haven't been added by me. I HATE HIM.

EDIT: b3ta has removed some of the spaces, he leaves like 7 spaces between random words for no fucking reason. I know you don't care, but still, HE'S SHIT AND DULL AND I HATE HIM.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't see the problem with that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)

come on that's so annoying.
you're only saying it's not to annoy me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I think what's quite obvious is that you fancy him.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

you wouldn't say that if you saw him
actually, no, you'd probably say it more.

He can't pronounce his Rs, you know how that turns me on.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)

lacist

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)

hahahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Does he have a spare charger for an Asus f7f series laptop that he would send gratis to jsbx?
If not tell him to sod off.
(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I'm not engaging him in conversation
if you do that you don't get away for at least 20 minutes. Just making eye contact ends with this as well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

If you're still wearing your glasses then you should get some of those flip down shades attachmennts
and make point a great show of putting them down when walking near his desk.
(Cave Duck, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I've taken to picking up the phone and pretending to be busy when he comes into my office
it doesn't work.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 13:02, Reply)