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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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At least try to be gentlemanly about it,
turn the lights out and have the servant boy roger her, and arrange for a carriage to be made available at first light to take her back to the godforsaken concrete monolith she calls a home.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Can you imagine the dirge that would be her excuse for language?
"Books are boring"
"Eating's cheating"
"I never went to university"

Awful. Simply awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)
I saw on someone's Facebook profile:
Books: I don't read, Were's Wally.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Oh dear...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Technically, you don't read Where's Wally.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:17, Reply)
You are the best kind of correct
"Technically correct"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)
Ah, be careful - there's a chance she'll have a university education
But be prepared for the horrifying dénouement when she reveals that her BA(hons) is in hairdressing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)
or a catering degree from a university that used to be a polytechnic...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)
ugh, last bloke said "books are boring"
I wanted to punch him in the face, I knew immediately it wasn't going to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)
I can't imagine a life without reading books

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)
accidently clicked i like this
it's an incredibly dull and ignorant one
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)
How's your dog?
she's a sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:29, Reply)
she's rotten!
but I love her
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)
Post the pic of her in the car
the one where she's wearing a ballet tu-tu
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 17:32, Reply)

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