you know what doesn't work though?
calling people chicks.

thumbs up to the Issey Miyake though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

So, not calling women chicks is also good.
I'm leaning loads this evening.

sticks to calling birds CLUNGE instead
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

excellent move there Jeff

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)

Well if I stop fucking dogs
Always sport a full-windsor, and don't call ladies Chicks, I'll become more charming!

;-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)

precisely
as soon as I stopped fucking dogs I became the most charming person here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)

Yes...
...but you never really stopped.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)

I get ya.
The odd 'pat on the head', when the hand just lingers a bit longer than it should...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)

the odd stroke
through the fur just a shade more tender than it should be
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)

The Mills and Boon of dog fucking that is!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)

I have a gift
a chew bone and a toy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)

Said Amberl, the dashing army captain
And the first person to be awarded a quadruple first from Oxford, on account of being so dashing...

(I've never read Mills and Boon, that's how I imagine it to be).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:56, Reply)

I've never read it either
but we'll assume that's how it goes!

Sleep well :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)

Interesting.
Very very interesting.

You do know that I don't really fuck dogs, don't you?

I know you gazzed me what you got at the shops, but I deleted it, what have you got left from your first shop?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)

most of it
pasta, super noodles, potatoes etc. All I've had from it is a potato
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Carbs are carbs
and are no substitute for protein.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)

Meat takes time to cook
although I do like it a lot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

No it doesn't.
It take a bit of time to prepare.

You can stir-fry a chicken breast in minutes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)

Did you buy any more pots and pans?
Or can you liberate the tools of your co-students to get your food prepared?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)