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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OK, LIC's recommendation from a recent thread.
What are you listening to or watching RIGHT NOW?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ2qEah8Fns This is what was in my ears as I walked from Euston to King's Cross Road to meet BGB a week ago. It worked wonderfully with the hustle and bustle of Friday evening London.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:42, 321 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Masterchef
Whilst breaking a personal rule and ordering pizza to be delivered.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)
Greg the Egg and John Terode have started to get right on my fucking tits
and I can't watch it any more. Sorry, you fail at TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Greg Wallace is Billy Bunter, however it is Roux not Terode on this series.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Greg the Egg is enough of a disincentive.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Greg is nought but a fat grocer.
And Terode has an odd ability to dislocate his lower jaw whenever he takes a bite of something. It's quite hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
It's Roux on this series who I really admire.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
And, *gasp*
Two northerners in the final. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Posh pie and peas then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)
oh, that's pretty and it makes me feel funny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VurhzANQ_B0&ob=av2e
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Ah, someone else here recommended this before.
I quite like it. Edit, actually: LOVE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Jeru
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B5dOCSBBEI
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Blah, too old school for school.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJsSPn5PtI4
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Srs, it's where the shit is at
1994
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Yeah, ok, the best music was almost seventeen years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)
It was quite a good time
I have no idea what the youth of today listen to
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)
X Factor innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Man, if only top of the pops was still goin I might be more clued up

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)
You should start a petition.
Actually, Simon Cowell tried to buy the format and the Beeb told him to fuck off, or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
It's all right, I've been made aware that Now that's what I call music 75 is on special at Tescos
I'll check that shit out for the music flava's of today
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)
It won't be anywhere near as good as this though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxJA7kmvTCQ
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)
*loves A tribe called quest*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:24, Reply)
*High 5's*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:29, Reply)
Right back at ya Rory!
One of my favorites.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=46c8AqzjLCg
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Jeff said that ATCQ are, and I quote, 'like a black Take That'.
String him up by his dog intercoursing balls.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Of course it was a good time, man I've got so many bands from that era who disappeared it hurts.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Things move on I suppose,
still at least Suede are making a come back


= (((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Just watching TV at the moment.
I've been listening a lot to Hydra Fancies by of Montreal at the mo. And the Rocky Horror soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)
oh, ew
my 10 year high school reunion is coming up, they've created a facebook page and now people keep recommending me to like it.
I don't like it. Twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
I think there's about twenty people from my year of 150 people I'd like to meet now.
The rest were cliquey bitches and I have no interest in what they made of their lives unless they've clinically bombed and have malformed children.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
^this
although change 20 to 5...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
I think it's funny so many of them have gotten fat.
I've always been fat.
But I have absolutely no achievements whatsoever. No children, no husband, no career. I better lose a lot of weight before then if I'm going to be impressing anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
One of Facebook's most endearing qualities is checking out all the popular bastards that got fat
even if I got fat in the meantime, I was never popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
I'm just amazed at how many people got old.
Fuck me, half of them look like they got the shitty paper round at the arse end of town then had to do a full shift down the mine afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)
In the meantime, you look fucking fi-yi-yine,

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Nice bit of mandering there Noel.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Christ, if I look half as good as him and can attract a woman as fine as his missus when I'm 40 I'll be happy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYCe9UFh1SI
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)
*scuffs feet*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Absolutely old chap.
The times I've been mistaken as being in my late twenties does my ego the power of good. This shall, of course, all change when I hit 40 at the end of the year, upon which I shall take on the jowled features of a slightly past it bloodhound and cover everyone within a ten feet radius with flecks of spittle.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
yeah
people I know from uni are now PROPER OLD. I'm not sure how this happens since they are the same age as me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)
yeah, I never was either, more of in the 'ignore' category
but suddenly after school it was okay to talk to me, when they had no one to talk to, fuck you I say.

but still, long time ago and that
ffs kristine, get over it already
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Nah, if it pissed you off then it's fine it pisses you off now.
Maybe now you've worked out how to get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
You cunt etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
I don't really care, honest
*sniffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Defriend them all
Twunts
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
I should, really
Idon't ever talk to them
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
It's halftime in blackpool v west brom
We are down to 9 men within half an hour and now I know what a bought AND incompetent referee looks like. I expect Ian holloway will pop his head around the ref's door an say, " steady on loike, mate, it's a bit arbvious!"

I'm seething and pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Thread inspiration woos!
football bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:56, Reply)
nae bother
needed some extra venting. Also more of the football fans are out at night.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
I'm still giddy with yesterday's result.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
I work with a Mackem
she was not a happy bunny. The 2 Liverpool fans would actually talk to me though :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)
The sheer ineptitude of Sunderland
was staggering to behold. I only caught it on the radio and the highlights later as I was convinced it would be a shit game.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
my mood has improved
we're 2 men down and pinning them back in their own final third.

Scratch that, they just scored on the counter. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Best game I have ever seen
Battered, Noel, you would have come to appreciate football if you could have seen that. We lost 2-1, but my God how good our 9 men were. Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)
FOOTBALL IS SHIT

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
That Georgia shit can gtf as well.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Worst. Bristolian. Accent. EVER.
Alright Chainy?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)
The ref is blind
blackpool got their act together, they could win it all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)
btw:
www.qwantz.com/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=75oT42sH-iE
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Niiiiice.
Good call that one. I've heard samples of that all over tracks I've heard but never known where they've come from.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Did I do good? *grin*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
You always do.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
*pats self on back*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)
I'm listening to the voices in my head, mostly.
They are telling me good things.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Dk3hyRFYE
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
No, no, no.
The real voices. The voices of sense and reason :)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Watching A View To A Kill
listening to tracks from David Holmes - Let's Get Killed.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
One of the worst Bond films ever.
But even bad Bond is better than no Bond.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
I can't stand Roger Moore as Bond.
The others are fine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
I like them all.
*sitting on fence post is sitting on fence post*
Moore was great in Live and Let Die, Spy Who Loved Me and For Your Eyes Only. The others were a bit meh, but still entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Man with the golden gun wasn't bad for a Moore one.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:18, Reply)
He was just too suave for me.
No rough edges.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)
I know what you mean
When I was a growing up I preferred Moore because he was cheeky and had ridiculous gadgets and the films had wall-to-wall bosoms. But now I prefer Connery or Craig, they both look like they could have been soldiers and are both a bit caddish. Brosnan and Moore just look a bit too much like businessmen.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)
I'd say he was quite hard edged in parts of LALD and FYEO.
Kicking someone in a car over a cliff was a bit of a bastard thing to do, even if the guy was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
Better than Quantum of Solace.
Appalling film.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
I've never seen a Bond film.
/Kristine fact number 82
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
*is gobsmacked*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Sort this it out. Now. Leave the internet until you have.
Start with the Connery films - Dr No and Thunderball. Goldfinger is a poor film so don't judge early Bond on that one.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)
i hadn't until "casino royale"
i've still only seen that and "quantum". mmmmm. daniel craig.

BUT i have read a few of the books, if that counts. and i'm going to see 'goldeneye' when i'm in jamaica at christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Are you staying there?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)
no
we're in some hotel down at montego bay.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Wasn't Montego Bay a hit for Amazulu?
Back in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)
no idea my friend
how is the man-flu?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Really bad Swipe.
I'm trying to get an appointment with my doctor I'm that broken.

It's been a week and whilst I thought I was getting better at the end of last week, today I'm more unwell than ever.

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9BSWSoFKZw
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo
that sounds awful, poor you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
I'm sick of being ill.
Really really bored of it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
you need to look after yourself properly

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)
^This

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
I'm still coughing.
Four weeks now. Four. Fucking. Weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)
pleurisy?
it's awful when it stops you sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Don't think so.
Just a hideous, post-cold, hacking, phlegmy cough that I can't shift.

It's knocked my sleep pattern into a cocked hat, just as I was getting it sorted, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
i had it last christmas
i was coughing and waking myself up for about 6 weeks, it's infuriating
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)
It's a pain in the arse.
I can't wear my sleep-o-matic mask at the minute because of it, and that was working a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
You off the tabs?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Cut right down.
But not off. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
I am off the tabs.
I actually had aural hallucinations about tabs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)
lost your plums?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)
Yes.
They turned to prunes and fell off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)
too much self abuse
will do that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)
It was because I fell asleep with them in the Breville.
The toaster was on the lowest setting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)
erm... hot?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)
I don't have to explain my actions to you OR ANYONE ELSE.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
God will judge you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)
I'll judge him for pretending to exist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)
You're invoking god and the pope quite a bit
have you seen the light?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
well when you decide to give it a go
i'll be waiting down there on the left like a normal person
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)
But it does have Grace Jones in it
and the Duran Duran theme song brings back fond memories.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)
OK finally downloading Casino Royale.
Aaaaand bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Goodnight !

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
family guy (giggety)
waiting for ANTM to come on living, drinking vitamin water and eating mini poppadums and low-fat houmous.

crazy times.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)
You're off your head woman.
Calm down or you'll burn yourself out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:37, Reply)
i know
but it was a v busy weekend and i have an all-day client celebratory lunch tomorrow which will be v v boozy, so.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:38, Reply)
I'm listening to the best song ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilzvz2M2X88

Evening Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
And where the hell have you been?
*folds arms*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I had a nice hot bath
And a snooze.

I'm going to cook some dinner in a minute.

Did you miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Might have, a little.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
You've made a poorly boy
*smile*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
And I didn't even have to take my clothes off.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)
You are Jermaine Stewart
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)
OMG! Blast from the past.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:00, Reply)
It's a potpouri of pop this evening Blousie!
I'm going to make some dinner in a minute, but I'm not hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Get some soup down you.
I'm off to bed at 10.30.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)
I had soup lunchtime
But didn't enjoy it.

I'm going to make an omlette this evening, as soon as I gather the energy to get off the sofa and move to the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Also
Is 10.30 the new 10pm? Just like grey was supposed to be the new black?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Something I want to see.
The Trip BBC2.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Coogan and Brydon isn't it?
Was it any good? I'll watch it on the iPlayer if it is.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Watching it now.
I'll let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Thanks!
EDIT: Tell me about the haircut!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
Shoulder length, slightly shorter and more layers.
Brings out the curl in my hair much better.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)
Also....
Not sure about programme. Very dry and some funny moments.I think I'm going to have to watch another episode to decided whether I like it or not.


Good night.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)
I gave it 6/10

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)
Night.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)
I pronounced you dead.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:52, Reply)
You might as well
I'm off the tabs and don't fancy alcohol.

Is like this dull usually for everyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)
You need another vice to rely on.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Suggestions?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Onanism?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Overrated.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Is that a vice?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)
According to the Pope, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Oh well now you tell me!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Miami Vice
Don Johnson was badass.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Espadrille-tastic!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:03, Reply)
He made rolling your suit sleeves up cool

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)
For a millisecond.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Back then, yes.
Although you should stop doing it now, that fashion was some years back.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Suit? I'm a student.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)
You should have a suit.
In case you get invited to some fucking shit student ball.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)
I have several but they are gathering dust in my closet.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)
oi
our balls aren't shit. Though we did have the Sugababes performing a couple of years ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)
But you don't study in Newport

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)
this is true
our balls are ridiculously posh really. Our college is one of only three that do white tie these days
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)
That must be fun for the students who are on a tight budget!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)
it's not so bad
you can rent white tie stuff these days and the price of tickets doesn't kill you outright
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)
Well as long as the are quite inclusive
They have my permission to contine.

Not that they really need it
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Everyone goes :)
unless finals mean they can't make it. Since my college is only once every three years, it is literally the biggest event. Some quite big names come and play usually
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)
Who would you most love to have perform at your ball?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)
not sure really
anyone who was fun and good live. A lot of the bands I like, other people don't, so I'd rather have something everyone enjoyed and would dance too.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)
Not the Sugarbabes again then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)
nope!
no idea who though, they keep it really quietq
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Rachel Weisz.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Zing!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:10, Reply)
Listened to this on shuffle on the way home from the pub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TsYsYD_ykU

I love Guano Apes so much. In fact, I got most of the way TO the pub on this one:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VAd0vHCPpI

PS. Awesome game of football. Pinpoint 40 yard balls, into the space where the player would be, in torrential rain. No one could remain unimpressed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)
here i mean

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)
Evening.
Had a nice day?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)
BUSY ta!
half-year end billing coinciding with tipping out 30 squatters after court last week and an urgent high court injunction. all the usual exciting stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
You're like a superhero Swipe.
And instead of solving the crime and getting home for lashings of ginger beer, you get back in time for some Next Top Model reality show.

You're an inspiration to us all (bar your choice of telly)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
oh come on
stupid girls pouting and bitching, and tyra making a twat of herself. what's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)
Strange isn't it.
You'd think I'd love to see loads of pretty girls on the telly, but that show has too many memories of a failing marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)
alright rachel?
I spent the evening in the company of solicitors
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)
I hope you aren't plotting on taking me for court
For shit food shopping and cooking advice?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)
of course not *ponders*
I did get an excellent dinner, just from bothering to black tie it up and listen to some pretty interesting people
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)
How did the jacket spud come out the other day?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
alright thanks
had about half of it then gave up.

Made up for it tonight though. Delicious dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)
What did you have?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)
the starter was a bit of a disaster
I'm allergic to fish/shellfish so instead of the tiger prawn salad with parmesan, avocado, salad and sweet chilli sauce, they gave me the same salad with quail eggs instead. Which obviously I can't eat.

The main course was guinea fowl with smoked bacon, on pea risotto with asparagus which was delicious, then dessert was lemon tarte with grapefruit and orange sorbet and raspberry smoothie
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Sounds fantastic.
Was the drink flowing freely?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)
glass of champage at beginning
two white, two red and then port afterwards. No dessert wine this time sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
I really don't care for dessert wine at all.
It's far too sweet.

I'd have probably requested a coffee rather than the port too.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)
haha we had coffee/mints as well as port
I went for both :(

I like dessert wine in small quantities. We always have the same Brown Brothers one here, not the fellows stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)
Sounds like a lovely evening.
Does this happen often?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)
depends how often you sign up for stuff
guest night on a friday has similar quality food, costs about £12 and there is always the odd subject or tutor dinner going
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)
Twelve quid for that sort of nose-bag sounds like a steal.
Get involved!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)
It's pretty good
food on a normal night is about £3.50 and usually decent- 2nd Monday for example is breadcrumbed fried brie with cranberry sauce, steak and chocolate cake
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
You couldn't cook that for that price.
Forget everything I've said about cooking and shoppoing and do that instead.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)
we have the best food in Oxford
apparantly anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Well fuck the dried pasta and jacket spuds.
Eat there instead!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:27, Reply)
I have to remember to sign up
though you are right I should eat there more often
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Do it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)
they gave me the same salad with quail eggs instead. Which obviously I can't eat.
sorry, not obvious? Quails aren't shellfish, I'm pretty certain.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Amberl can't eat eggs.
Researching the alergies of various B3tans since last week
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)
hello darling
god how dreadful, law fair?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)
nope McFarlands
came to have a chat. Senior partner and three normal solicitors. All lovely, lots and lots and lots of wine/port
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:42, Reply)
macfarlanEs, do you mean?
if so they are a really good firm.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)
haha I only heard it said
but yeah I reckon that's the one. They're really good, definitely thinking of applying and keeping my options open
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)
apply everywhere
there's so much competition, but oxford will make sure you get an interview at 99% of them! plus we're even better than macfarlanes...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)
Yeah
I'm looking at application forms and just thinking I'm way under qualified :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)
no you won't be
my current trainee has:

a-levels, 2:1 in english, then law conversion stuff, then straight into us.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)
But you whinge about your trainee.
And all the stupid questions.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)
yeah but it's mostly hyperbole
he will be a very good lawyer. he just asks some dim questions sometimes, but never about the law, just about things like the photcopier.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)
How was ANTM? Anything good happen?
Also, are you any closer to finding the office thief?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)
I bet he had loads of extra curriculars though

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)
not really!
just brains.

that and the ability to charm clients. i have the latter, rather than the former.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)
I've been told I'm charming
but it's just because I'm usually quite interested in other people
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)
*Makes notes*
Pretend to be interested in other people = Charming.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
I don't pretend :)
I like other people usually and am interested so they respond well to me in general.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)
What a nice trait to have!
Whilst I'm not sure I'd score highly on the 'charm' league-table, I'm holding my own on the 'nice guy' points board.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)
haha it'd better get me a job
or what a waste.

And indeed you are holding your own :) also a great trait to have
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Nice doesn't cost anything.
Being interested in the dullards of the world is a struggle.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)
You should take notes from me Jeff.
I am the suavest motherfucker on OT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)
Give me some tips young man.
Please. PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Cufflinks. Cigars.
Raising one eyebrow. Knowing the rules of how to wear a tie. Taste in cologne.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)
I always wear cufflinks with a shirt
(Unless it's a casual shirt, obviously).

And I usually go with a full windsor with my ties. What am I doing wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Fucking dogs.
And full windsor with a spread collar only.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)
Is fucking dogs a charming thing or not?
Do you suggest the half-windsor? Or some other knot?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)
With a spread collar (I always wear spread collars) full windsor.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)
And with other shirts?
(Although to be fair, all of my shirts are spread collars)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)
Other shirts?
Mine are all spread collars.

Spread collars get chicks moist.

And try wearing some Man by Comme Des Garcons. Works a treat, very autumnal.

In summer, Issey Miyake gets the chicks foaming with anticipation.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)
I think the main problem might be the dog fucking.
I tend to go for Lacoste red, it's nice and fresh.

How important are the cigars?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)
Lacoste Red?
How vulgar.

That explains the dog fucking then.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)
What's wrong with it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)
It makes one smell like a fucker of dogs.
Get some Comme Des Garcons.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)
Cum the girls?
What is the translation of that?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)
Like boys.
Not as gay as it sounds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Should I still cease to be charming
I'll keep this in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)
Good chap.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)
but close
though Issey Miyake is indeed nice in general. Paul Smith isn't bad either
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)
Can we all move future replies to the bottom of the page?
It's getting tricky.

What's for breakfast tomorrow Amberl?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)
I get the impression that lawyering requires a serious amount of boozing.
Do teetotalers survive?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)
They probably get more work done
but the culture doesn't seem geared towards them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)
no
we kill and eat them.

then we bill the time in 6 min instalments.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)
I knew it.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)
here you ARE mean
you mean.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)
only to those who deserve it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)
Am I such an appalling worm that I deserve meanness?
THAT IS SO UNFAIR.

I hate you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)
more a snake than a worm really

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:47, Reply)
Rattle or grass?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)
toxic

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)
Rattle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)
but what are you watching/listening to
we must know.

PS. Evening!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)
Chainy!
*Grins*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)
hey hey hey
good performance with 9 men but we lost *shrug*

I just won $35 at poker though. Swings and roundabouts...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Where do you play?
(I've never played poker)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)
I could have played in my pub
but then I'd have missed much of the game.

ALmost always fulltiltpoker.net
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)
Been mostly listening to Low, Codeine and Galaxie 500.
And Damian Lazarus's Fabric mix.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
something odd on radio 6
sounds south american to me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Theme tune to Dallas?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)
nah, theme from deliverance

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)
That would have been my second guess.
Had a good day?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)
bit stressy - I will have about 70 reports to write in the next two weeks - eek
but pub quiz we got 26/40 - w00t!

you less poorly yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)
I'm worse than I was.
My Doctor will get the chance to prod-me as a result of this.

Where did you come in the quiz standings?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)
worse? not so good, wear a scarf or something
uh, we usually just go on how well we did in previous weeks. Last time we got 19, that was a time to hang our heads. 23-26, head's held level. 28+ head's held high. If we ever get 34 or more we're gonna leave shouting"fuck you all losers" and never return. Our best ever is 28. Once
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Bar going out for whisky on Saturday (I think it was)
I've not left the house in days.

A scarf won't be needed, but thanks for the suggestion.

What do you get if you win the pub quiz?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
i think it's usually about £20
but there is this one woman who knows EVERYTHING and a guy at the bar who usually wins because people give him answers when they go up for a pint

off to bed now - hope the Dr can fix you up good. Night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Night corpse.
Have a good snooze.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)
I'm already in my wanking chariot
Listening to some Crooked Jades

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOK_BdnyOTk&feature=related
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)
what is a wanking chariot
I know I will regret asking this
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)
a bed, surely??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)
Or a lowered Mk II Vauxhall Nova.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Thinking about it
That would be a Wankers Chariot.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)
^^ This
Clean bedclothes and everything!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)
spoilt

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)
How so?
I washed them, hung them up, ironed them and put them back on...all by myself.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)
come and do mine?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)
The bedclothes?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)
er yeah sure, why not?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Maybe best do them, after.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)
not for long!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Stained and seedy already
and i've been here less than half an hour. God knows how I manage it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
That's just wrong,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)
have you got the gush?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)
I love the gush.
And he is coming with the tears in his voice, a sad face, a freaky clown. Yes, it comes out and black and then it goes red, and then you'd better watch out you're not piling the pearls into Saint Peter's dress!

No, but it is not funny, in the reality perception there is a tragic and that is where it is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)
Jam was some of the best television ever broadcast.
I had never heard Blue Jam, so it was all new to me. I just love this sketch, stupefying, creepy and trippy, with a soundtrack to die for.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sRlkRzZBhA&feature=related
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)
enseamed sheets aye?
you incest weirdo marrying your brother's wife
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)
rubber sheets underneath
from the argos
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)
that makes it morally acceptable

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Now playing online poker
following our moral victory (actual loss)

and listening to April Smith and the Great Picture Show -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BSbsIeufkQ&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)
I didn't see the game
But reading the text on the BBC website, they made it sound like the ref got it spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)
the ref was bought and paid for
What's $600 in real money? I appear to have done quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)
That's about six-hundred quid.
I'm guessing you're still playing poker.

Are you playing against Bob?

EDIT: Enough to pay for next years season ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)
Nope
the last table featured Eddy Scharf too. Professional poker players on my tables - pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)
Do you play often?
Also, if $600 is a good result, see my edit in my last reply to you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)
I play 2-3 times a week
I'm playing super turbo - 300 chips, 15/30 blinds, blinds go up every 3 minutes. It rewards players who don't panic short stacked. I haven't failed to be up on the night since February.

Football: www.twohundredpercent.net/?p=9677
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)
super turbo sounds like a cheap white cider!
How much are 300 chips?

What is the record poker win?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)
it depends
e.g. I can pick a $10+$1 table - that's $10 to the pot from each player and $1 to the house - up to $209+$7 (I say up to, I could go higher I suppose).

the latter is where I won my big cash tonight - finished first, won $815.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)
Well that's next season covered
Unless you'll go again.

How much of the game is skill and how much luck?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)
the games I play
have a fair amount of luck but its more about holding your nerve until you have a good hand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:49, Reply)
So will you use the money for next season
Or gamble it again on a more expensive table?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)
Typically I cash out back down to $200 in my poker bank
and then play that.

If I spend it all I load more. Currently I'm shuffling it out to my savings account...

Edit: time for bed. Night Jeff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)
Night mate.
I'm off myself.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:57, Reply)
Breakfast is nothing
since I don't eat breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)
I told you
Issey Miyake makes chicks gush. But it should be worn in the summer only. A delicate, citrusy scent like that just will not work at this time of year. Comme des Garcons has notes of vetiver, ink and leather. It's very suave indeed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)
Jo Malone
It's the way forward
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)
On men?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)
alright Lampito?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)
Not too bad love, you?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)
good thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)
Absolutely
All their stuff is unisex, some more than others I may add.
The pomegranate noir, mixed with the grapefruit one is superb.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)
I love the pomegranate noir.
I have a sampler of the lime and mandarin (I think), fucking love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)
^ Fahrenheit for men.
Welcome to the early 90s!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)
Yes, i got a sampler box
And had a rare time mixing them up,...yes the lime and basil one was lovely as well.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)
She sounds like a columnist for a right wing newspaper.
NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)
you know what doesn't work though?
calling people chicks.

thumbs up to the Issey Miyake though.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)
So, not calling women chicks is also good.
I'm leaning loads this evening.

sticks to calling birds CLUNGE instead
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)
excellent move there Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)
Well if I stop fucking dogs
Always sport a full-windsor, and don't call ladies Chicks, I'll become more charming!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)
precisely
as soon as I stopped fucking dogs I became the most charming person here
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)
Yes...
...but you never really stopped.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)
I get ya.
The odd 'pat on the head', when the hand just lingers a bit longer than it should...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)
the odd stroke
through the fur just a shade more tender than it should be
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)
The Mills and Boon of dog fucking that is!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)
I have a gift
a chew bone and a toy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)
Said Amberl, the dashing army captain
And the first person to be awarded a quadruple first from Oxford, on account of being so dashing...

(I've never read Mills and Boon, that's how I imagine it to be).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:56, Reply)
I've never read it either
but we'll assume that's how it goes!

Sleep well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)
Interesting.
Very very interesting.

You do know that I don't really fuck dogs, don't you?

I know you gazzed me what you got at the shops, but I deleted it, what have you got left from your first shop?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)
most of it
pasta, super noodles, potatoes etc. All I've had from it is a potato
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)
Carbs are carbs
and are no substitute for protein.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)
Meat takes time to cook
although I do like it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)
No it doesn't.
It take a bit of time to prepare.

You can stir-fry a chicken breast in minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)
Did you buy any more pots and pans?
Or can you liberate the tools of your co-students to get your food prepared?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

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