The highlight of today
Is going to the doctors.

I think I need MASSIVE DRUGS to cure me.

I'm the runt of the litter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:33, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Maybe the vets would be more appropriate
Depending of course on how you caught your ailment.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

That'll be the next step if the proper-doc can't do anything
*Dusts off PetPlan insurance policy*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)

*sighs*
r c
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Saved me the bother, cheers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Oddly
It saved me from doing it too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Hang on...I thought they couldn't see you until Thursday
or was that someone else?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

That was the doctors yesterday who said that couldn't see me
However I've been trying to get through since 8.30 this morning, managed to get a call in at just gone 9, and they said they had an appointment at twenty past eleven.

I'm guessing they don't allocate all of their appointments days in advance.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:37, Reply)

the 11.20am appointment probably carked it
which was nice of them
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)

That was my hope yesterday
Either way, I get to spread my germs amongst the unfirm of Bristol and I might take a few of them down with me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Sounds like a good ideal*
*do you like my Bristolian inflection?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Proper job!
'Yer love, I is proper ill, innit'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:46, Reply)

They specifically have to keep a certain percentage free
for the day itself. It's quite a large percentage. It's a fucking stupid system but the theory is necessary - mostly, you don't know 3 weeks in advance you are going to be ill.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)

That's worth knowing.
Pleased as I am that I've got an appointment, I could have done with another hour in bed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Well they certainly cured Monty.
But of what we're not sure.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I used to suffer from chronic empathy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)

^ Internet lies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear that.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)

It's fine - I've recovered fully.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Morning honey.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Morning sweetie.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Have a nice sleep last night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Not really. Took ages to get to sleep.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)