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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What a dick. There are some obvious no-nos regarding a best mans speechDon't mention any past relationships.
Don't swear.
Those were the rules I gave myself when I was Best man.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:11,
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Don't jump up on the top table for a Lord's Prayer Wank either.They really don't like it.
I learnt this the hard way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:20,
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Oh come onwithout a screaming Lords prayer wank (preferably into the brides face) the speech is just a stale, turgid piece of shit.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:25,
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Well that's how I feel, obviously.You'd be surprised though: some people really do have no sense of humour.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:27,
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