My family eat so massively and so fast
that we ask to be seated on different tables to avoid collective shame at weddings.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ha!
My family are the same. Eating Christmas dinner takes less than 15 minutes.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Went to one in Italy in May - 9 courses of food.
Only problem was there was a least one speech between each course. Each speech was repeated twice so that made 27 speeches in total (in English, Italian and Swedish). We sat down to eat at 4 and were still eating at 9.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Chimps tea party?
Or a collection of half starved Eastern European sex workers at a chinese buffet?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Bit of both.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Eastern European sex chimps?
I've only heard good things about their services.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Fucking GREAT band, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Their riders can be a bit mental though.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)