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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nothing makes me vomBut can't be bothered with big stupid pictures and attention-seeking of a Bert nature.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:17,
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How hard did you slap the little 'un?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:21,
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It was fine.Nana used to wind me well harder. But she said "Ooh, mind his kidneys a bit there luv" so I went softer. He'd have burped well sooner with me.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:24,
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Or coughed up a lung!Glad to hear the baby is blooming!
I got my nephew one of these shortly after he was born.
www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/they-shake-me/
Love it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:25,
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We told his mum about those 'they shake me' things and she took it well.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:29,
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You should buy one for him.He'll charm the health visitor to bits!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:29,
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The health visitor has bought him and his dad matching Greek moustaches.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:31,
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Is the health visitorStavros Flatley?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:32,
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NoBut she's obviously hoping the baby and his dad have a future in Irish-Hellenic dance crossover.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:34,
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Is that a big ask?Surely being able to stip-down a Mk 3 Ford Fiesta is a more useful skill?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:35,
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