You fucking sickos.
What is that shit you're voting onto the popular page?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:11, 51 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Woah, don't look at me.
I've got it on ignore.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)

It reminds me of the night I met Tourette's.
As my mates decided to call up that particular site on every touchscreen in an 'internet' pub.

/Happy days.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Human?
It's fucking horrible isn't it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Came close to making me vom
which I suppose is some sort of achievement...eurrgh pass the mental bleach...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Nothing makes me vom
But can't be bothered with big stupid pictures and attention-seeking of a Bert nature.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

How hard did you slap the little 'un?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)

It was fine.
Nana used to wind me well harder. But she said "Ooh, mind his kidneys a bit there luv" so I went softer. He'd have burped well sooner with me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Or coughed up a lung!
Glad to hear the baby is blooming!

I got my nephew one of these shortly after he was born.

www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/they-shake-me/

Love it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

We told his mum about those 'they shake me' things and she took it well.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

You should buy one for him.
He'll charm the health visitor to bits!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

The health visitor has bought him and his dad matching Greek moustaches.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

Is the health visitor
Stavros Flatley?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

No
But she's obviously hoping the baby and his dad have a future in Irish-Hellenic dance crossover.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Is that a big ask?
Surely being able to stip-down a Mk 3 Ford Fiesta is a more useful skill?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)

A new low for sexface I think.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Impressive

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

What is?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Him managing to find a new low mostly

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)

I'm not overly familar with the work of SexFace!
So I don't know if this is normal or not. :)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)

have you all ignored him?
He is having a meltdown on this page it's hilarious.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

I can't be arsed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

I don't think it's a meltdown
More just another day in his life.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

I've not got him, or anyone else on ignore.
Had a good evening Bob?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Not bad ta, watched the footy couple of doobs.
I won't be on for a while so speak soon. Got loads of uni stuff on now. Will prob make a late night appearance at some point though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)

You are just depressed that Spurs won!
I hope this is a uni thing and not a flouce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

def not a flouce, poss a flounce. Nah not at all. Two deadlines for week after next and a group
presentation to plan. Plus I should find out if my offer on the house went anywhere tomorrow.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

D'oh
Are you buying a place?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Yeah, I don't want to rent again whilst at uni and it's 120k approx for a nice two bed cottage
5 mins from campus and NOT in Newport.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Cool.
Will you be able to rent a room out to give you extra money for massive drugs?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Yeah mon.
I have to pick between dumb, easy going welsh man, or indie guitar - has crippled girlfriend, welsh man. Or 22 year old hot mental welsh girl.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)

The mental hot bird
Will be a disaster. You'll have to listen to her getting fucked by a succession of blokes whilst you hide away in your room.

Go with the easy going person.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

That's what I was thinking but he is DUMB
I am hoping for secret option number 4. Normal person, male/female.

I have hope, but considering all the kids on my course are female and young I may struggle.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

How stupid is he?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Boris Johnson and Timmy Mallets love child would kick his ass at guess who.
Lovely bloke though but simple to the point of dangerous.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Glad to see that Newport uni accept everyone.
How is the course going? Enjoying it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

Yeah it's ace. Started slow but has picked up quickly
I like my cohorts, they are young and too naive to be cynical yet. It's refreshing. Plus the majority are fucking hot.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

You getting any action
Or do they all view you as a old-man?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

I seem to have caught the attention of 'the girl from barry'
who calls herself 'Hank'. I am slightly put off by this but am not ruling it out yet. There is one I like though but not sure if she is a lesbian. All her profile pics on fb are her and other girl.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Woo!
Threesome!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

If everyone puts him on ignore I'm back at the top of the popular page
woooo
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

I think Gonz should confiscate his computer and send him to bed without any sushi.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

I almost liked him when he was oversensitive and always on the brink of suicide.
Now he's just a potato-headed misery engine.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)