Maaarnin'
*leans on farm gate chewing straw*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Get orf my laaaand

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)

But I'm here to shoot
rabbits mister, and make potted rabbit.

Mmmm. Potted rabbit.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Feel free to shoot any gypsies that may be wandering about.
I got 2 this morning but I think there's a third around somewhere
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

You are Tony Martin AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Better than being Tony Hadley.
A mate of mine has Hadley as godfather to one of his kids. Fuck knows why. Met him once when extremely drunk. He's a cunt.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

He's quite highly strung, I've heard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

In his favour he co-owns the Red Rat Brewery which make real ales and shares a birthday with me.

(Cave Duck, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

hello sexiest of sexbombs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:35, Reply)

*detonates*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

i've never heard it called that before

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

What can I say? I'm creative.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

that's one word for you
i have many others.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Look how many times - I am NOT a nonce, alright?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

hey now
they are all NICE words

but i could also interpret this as, "you look so youthful that cracking onto you would make me a paedo". i would like this to be true.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Then true it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)